“NaS is such an enigma as a recoding artist. He is clearly a genius on several levels, but then he becomes an idiot savant during interviews.” –Billy X. Sunday, XXLMag.com.
The enigma that The Hon. Billy X. Sunday refers to is actually the presence of a phenomenon touched on by Katt Williams. One such as Nas can be described as a “Smart Dumb Nigga” or, for the sake of aesthetics, an SDN.
Y’all know what I’m talkin’ about, when a nigga just smart than a dumb motherfucker in your living room smokin up then come out and say something like:
“Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet? Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?”
In the wake of the medical community’s recent discovery of the SDN virus, “Negro Please” is negro-pleased to present Hip-Hop’s Top 5 Smart Dumb Niggas. Baseball’s All-Star week just passed, so fuck it. Let’s have our own.
All ballots are write-in. Here’s Ronaldinho’s card:
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Heres a list of smart dumb niggaz IMO:
DMX (Arrest)
YUNG BERG (“I don’t mess with dark butts”)
BANNER
GAME
YOUNG BUCK
LIL WAYNE
GHOSTFACE
TONY YAYO (get out of jail just to go back in)
CAM’RON (60 minutes: enough said)
T.I. (He got them guns)
Shawty LO (How Big IS Bankhead?)
Lil Kim (they had you ON TAPE)
Foxy Brown (Assault with the use of weave glue)
Khia (…. “You gonna respect me”)
Superhead (You write a tell all book and expect NOT to get treated like a hoe?)
Prodigy (Hit a U turn and got 3 yrs)
Rocsi & Terrence J (…but why DOESN’T she look like ciara?)
BET ( Boondocks : that’s all I have to say)
Posted by: D. JONES 314 | Monday, July 21, 2008 at 11:00 AM