XXLMag.com | Negro Please: I Guess Rick Ross Wasn't Lying

*gives readers a moment to adjust sarcasm detectors*

So… wait a minute. Rick Ross was a corrections officer and not a cocaine overlord in the 1990s? I must say I’m shocked.

*GASP*

Since when did rappers lie about their pasts?

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I didn’t think any nigga could get caught out there worse than Akon and his "notorious car theft ring."

Y’all already know if The Smoking Gun says so, it’s gotta be true. Kinda like Newsweek for fraudulent rapster types.

Damn… is there anyone left on the MIA scene not looking a little fugazi right now?

Define irony. Despite incessant insistence otherwise, Rick Ross turns out to actually have been “the boss.” Big Boss Man to be exact.

The funny thing about the Trick Daddy Dollars’ initial citation was that I totally believed him from day one. (He had me at “Thug Holiday.”) I think Trick would remember his corrections officers.—Especially sloppy, doofy-ass COs who thought they were nice and often freestyled to the clank of their “Nigger B. Goode” sticks against the cell bars.

I can see it now. Unable to bear the shame of losing the lunchtime battle to an inmate, Ross totally plants a shank on Trick Daddy and slaps him in the hole.

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[c b w]

How else do y'all think he knows "Noriega, the real Noriega and he owes me 100 favors" -Rick Ross

That's C.O. shit right there.

That shit wasn't from weight.

It was from "Wait right here...now fall in. Lockdown. Lights Out!!!"

[ron mexico]

i mean... seriously.

[Same Ol' Bob]

Anybody notice that Ross in that ol' pic looks exactly like Gary Anthony Williams?

[ron mexico]

hilarious.

i now imagine both flame AND uncle ruckus slapping trick daddy into the hole.

[c b w]

He also looks like the old lead singer of Pretty Ricky if he did a before and after Nutrislim commercial or Chubb Rock's country cousin.