XXLMag.com | Negro Please: K-Ci [& JoJo], WE KNOW U R DER CRAKKEN!!!

By now you’ve all seen the JoJo Hailey kangaroo collapse video. Despite popular request, I wasn’t going to discuss something as asinine as a fiend falling out on stage. I mean–I stopped covering Flavor of Love for a reason. As entertaining as it may be, JoJo’s “epilepsy” in and of itself is not “Negro Please” material.

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This K-Ci explanatory rant, however, be some NP All-Star shit.

Holy fuck!

If K-Ci thought his brother’s collapse were something out of the ordinary, he would have bent down to help. He could even have kept singing and just extended his hand to Brotherman. The lack of urgency makes it quite obvious that JoJo passes out at every Hailey family event.

No one says anything at Thanksgiving and Christmas because they pay for the turkey and the house they eat it in.

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Comments

[Lowedwn]

Yo Ron, have you peeped this shit yet? "Alpha-Chino Loves the Baby Kids" http://www.alpa-chino.com/

[ron mexico]

yes. HILARIOUS!

alpa chino is my favorite rapper right now. straight up.

[ron mexico]

i did NOT know about the site though.

WOW!

[Nola Darling]

What we [the general listening public] need to be happy about, is that Mary J. Blige left this nigga in the 90s, when he was still quasi "relevant". They would be the "Whitney & Bobby" of New Jack Swing. So first and foremost, we need to be thankful for that. The black community doesn't need two more crackheads out on stage, claiming to be the "kang" of r&b.

Second of all, and this is what really bugs me, who the fuck good money in this fucked up global economy to see the Brothers Crackhead perform together in concert? Their alcoholism (cristle and moet are a NEGRO please moment- you know it's colt 45) and drug usage is no secret.