It’s Jeezy Week here at “Negro, Please!”
“I’m a big fan of Michael Phelps! He’s a great success. I like what he’s doing. He’s like the Young Jeezy of the swim world. I love it!” - Young Jeezy, Rolling Stone’s Rock & Roll Daily
How the hell is Young Jeezy gonna compare himself to an Olympic swimmer? Y’all know damn well niggas do not “fuck with the waterrrrrr,” as Midget Mac would say.
While watching the Olympics last week Jeezy must have sat back, looked at his mantle, shined up his Ozone awards and thought “Yeaaaaah. Michael Phelps! Get like me!”
Later in the interview, when asked if he ever goes swimming Jeezy responded, “No, man. Somebody threw me in a pool once when I was younger and I had to work it out, but other than that, no.” I’m sure Phelps feels the exact same way about rapping.
“I went to an 8 Mile party when I was in high school. The black guy from our school went first and I had to work it out, but other than that, I don’t fucks with the rap-ping!”
Let me guess, Usain Bolt is the Jeezy of the sprinting world?
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