DN (n.) -
Dumb Nigga. (abbr.)
Malbum (n.) -
Mixtape/album. A project that blurs the line between the two entities. There are both positive and negative examples of these. Most negative examples are packaged and sold by Amalbum Digital, baby!
Whoonery (n.) -
White coonery.
Negromantic (adj.) -
Stereotypically negrous love story. Romantic scenario manufactured for black entertainment. [See: Negromatic Comedy (genre)]
Urban (n.) -
Negrous in nature. Of or pertaining to Negro culture. Used in popular media to describe black shit without saying "black shit."
Mulletor (n.) -
1. One who wears a mullet. 2. One of hillbilly descent. (pron.: "Skeletor")
Gnome Sane - (n., v., ques.)
You know what I'm sayin'? (phonetic, colloquial)
Rapster (n.) -
1. Rap performer (derogatory). 2. Hipster rapper (i.e.: Cool Kids)
Ashy Diamond (n.) -
Bermuda Triangle-esque region on back where hands are unable to reach for lotion application (variable).
Cropdusting (v.) -
Blunt augmentation via foreign substances, usually of the opiate orientation. (See: MTW)
Coonery (n.) -
Coon-like behavior. Anything associated with the Flavor of Love franchise. Farnsworth Bentley's day job.
SDN (n.) -
Smart Dumb Nigga. (See: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1; Ghostface, The World According to Pretty Toney) (abbr.)
MTW (n., adj.) -
More Than Weed. Laced greenery (i.e.: Woolahs). (PSA: Don't hit the blunt if you don't know/trust whoever rolled it, children.)
Whitney Diet (n.) -
Cocaine in a can, baby!
Touchdown (n.) -
A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
The Negro Channel (n.) -
Black Embarrassment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as "TNC."
Snapper (n.) -
One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy. A Soulja Boy.
NPS (n.) -
Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
ManBearPig (n.) -
A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
CB4 (n.) -
Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
Cank Stoochie (n.) -
Nether-regions in dire need of hygienic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
Blented (adj.) -
Blunted + Bent. Twisted. Slizzard.
Blent (n.) -
Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Dr. Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
BDP (n.) -
Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport likening basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance sorely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion)
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Props to my old job for showing you some love.
Posted by: Hashim | Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 02:02 AM
Good look compadre.
Nice to see you gonna attack the idiot box again. What you said about launching your own shit during Sohh blogs was dead on.
I used to fiend for talkin videos like i do now for negro please. I always wondered why you did'nt have a blog of your own.
Well ..better late than never.
If you need a test reader for that screenplay, i'm a student at the Film academy in Amsterdam and i think your dialogue would be crazy.
No homo at all of the above.
Posted by: Ashar Medina | Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 08:13 PM
Congratulations Player-hater!!!
Posted by: celly cel | Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 12:06 AM
hashim... def. it all started with a little love from a very big green!
Posted by: ron mexico | Monday, September 22, 2008 at 08:14 PM
ashar,
most definitely. if you're ever in the NY area, i'd love to throw some ideas around!
thanks for the love, homie!
Posted by: ron mexico | Monday, September 22, 2008 at 08:15 PM
celly cel!
i'm coming your way soon. i hope cali is ready!
the internets is definitely ready!
Posted by: ron mexico | Monday, September 22, 2008 at 08:16 PM
hey ron i think this heather might want to break you off she was showing you alot of love
Posted by: geico lizard | Monday, September 22, 2008 at 10:19 PM
Big ups my dude! Keep up the great work!
Posted by: Pierzy | Friday, September 26, 2008 at 08:08 AM
Hell yeah! Spread the hate! The message is going worldwide "through a series of tubes"!
Posted by: Anza Borrego Spirit | Thursday, October 23, 2008 at 02:44 AM
Move this ish off of the top of your page - it looks like your shit is never updated.
Damn.
Posted by: Bud Heavy | Thursday, November 06, 2008 at 12:37 AM
He whom shall shart directly 'pon bowls of Special K in the morn.
Posted by: Yoah Maughwmughnemm | Tuesday, December 01, 2009 at 01:14 AM