DN (n.) -
Dumb Nigga. (abbr.)
Malbum (n.) -
Mixtape/album. A project that blurs the line between the two entities. There are both positive and negative examples of these. Most negative examples are packaged and sold by Amalbum Digital, baby!
Whoonery (n.) -
White coonery.
Negromantic (adj.) -
Stereotypically negrous love story. Romantic scenario manufactured for black entertainment. [See: Negromatic Comedy (genre)]
Urban (n.) -
Negrous in nature. Of or pertaining to Negro culture. Used in popular media to describe black shit without saying "black shit."
Mulletor (n.) -
1. One who wears a mullet. 2. One of hillbilly descent. (pron.: "Skeletor")
Gnome Sane - (n., v., ques.)
You know what I'm sayin'? (phonetic, colloquial)
Rapster (n.) -
1. Rap performer (derogatory). 2. Hipster rapper (i.e.: Cool Kids)
Ashy Diamond (n.) -
Bermuda Triangle-esque region on back where hands are unable to reach for lotion application (variable).
Cropdusting (v.) -
Blunt augmentation via foreign substances, usually of the opiate orientation. (See: MTW)
Coonery (n.) -
Coon-like behavior. Anything associated with the Flavor of Love franchise. Farnsworth Bentley's day job.
SDN (n.) -
Smart Dumb Nigga. (See: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1; Ghostface, The World According to Pretty Toney) (abbr.)
MTW (n., adj.) -
More Than Weed. Laced greenery (i.e.: Woolahs). (PSA: Don't hit the blunt if you don't know/trust whoever rolled it, children.)
Whitney Diet (n.) -
Cocaine in a can, baby!
Touchdown (n.) -
A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
The Negro Channel (n.) -
Black Embarrassment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as "TNC."
Snapper (n.) -
One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy. A Soulja Boy.
NPS (n.) -
Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
ManBearPig (n.) -
A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
CB4 (n.) -
Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
Cank Stoochie (n.) -
Nether-regions in dire need of hygienic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
Blented (adj.) -
Blunted + Bent. Twisted. Slizzard.
Blent (n.) -
Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Dr. Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
BDP (n.) -
Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport likening basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance sorely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion)
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Posted by: Jamal | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 12:18 PM
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Posted by: ron mexico | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 01:15 PM
only contest where papoose slays Jay-z.
Posted by: Kirk | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 01:47 PM
I bet the house on L-Boogie!
What up Mex?? What's the word?
Posted by: Pierzy | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 02:06 PM
I knew Jay wouldnt get voted up, but damn, the 50 / Nick Cannon and Shaq / Sohh matches are damn close!!!
Posted by: EReal | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 02:34 PM
Damn Mex, Maria lookin right in that bathing suit. And I ain't gonna lie I voted for Nick Cannon merely based on that big ass tattoo in the photo!!!
Posted by: 239allday | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 02:48 PM
Damn, I already see my bracket's messed up, lol. That interview did wonders for R.Kelly, I had making a quick first round exit.
Posted by: Lowedwn | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 04:49 PM
david banner never stood a chance...
Posted by: mdb123 | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 09:14 PM
This division will be easy...
Posted by: Nola_Darling | Thursday, September 25, 2008 at 11:41 PM
Nas VS R.kelly was the hardest choice. but thanks to kells interview he got the vote. shoot out to nas for keeping his ass out the news this week.
Posted by: DA TRUTH | Friday, September 26, 2008 at 12:37 PM
Yo RON, My whole bracket is fucked up. I had ODB vs NAS in the finals. They wont even get out of the first round. DAMN!!!
Posted by: John Brown | Friday, September 26, 2008 at 09:27 PM
man mex, this tourney has to be the best idea since buffalo sauce
Posted by: JCub | Saturday, September 27, 2008 at 02:29 PM