“You ever ate a $100 bill?” – Tyga, Generic Rapster EweToube Vlog
At some point this past weekend my homegirl Nessia put me on to a clip of the newest Young Money signee sharing in his mentor’s Negro Please-ability. (Yes, I made that term up.)
Jay Smooth said “One day when my grandchildren ask me ‘When did hip-hop die?’ I will point them to the 3-minute mark of this [above] video.”
If you take time to watch hip-hop gurgle and choke on its own blood for a moment, you’ll see some coonery Aaron McGruder couldn’t have written any better himself. This is definitely one of those classic rapster moments from The Boondocks. You should really only see something like this happen on a heavily satirical animated series.
The euphemisms “Put your money where your mouth is” and “You are what you eat” immediately enter my mind when I watch Tyga’s display of fuckery. I guess the latter phrase reflects Tyga’s most earnest attempt to shake orally-induced alter-egos like “Dick Sandwich” and “Business-End of the Snub Nose.”
Somehow, watching Tyga talk with a mouthful of filthy bills is both annoying and refreshing. Actions like these give me assurance that natural selection will take care of niggas like these. Tyga will eventually kill himself off. Whether the staph infection finally sets in or Blingy Garfield costs him life and limb, his already low negro life-expectancy has just dropped from 52 to 31 years.
He’s officially going through his mid-life crisis at 19. Put a pin in that. We’ll come back to it.
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