DN (n.) -
Dumb Nigga. (abbr.)
Malbum (n.) -
Mixtape/album. A project that blurs the line between the two entities. There are both positive and negative examples of these. Most negative examples are packaged and sold by Amalbum Digital, baby!
Whoonery (n.) -
White coonery.
Negromantic (adj.) -
Stereotypically negrous love story. Romantic scenario manufactured for black entertainment. [See: Negromatic Comedy (genre)]
Urban (n.) -
Negrous in nature. Of or pertaining to Negro culture. Used in popular media to describe black shit without saying "black shit."
Mulletor (n.) -
1. One who wears a mullet. 2. One of hillbilly descent. (pron.: "Skeletor")
Gnome Sane - (n., v., ques.)
You know what I'm sayin'? (phonetic, colloquial)
Rapster (n.) -
1. Rap performer (derogatory). 2. Hipster rapper (i.e.: Cool Kids)
Ashy Diamond (n.) -
Bermuda Triangle-esque region on back where hands are unable to reach for lotion application (variable).
Cropdusting (v.) -
Blunt augmentation via foreign substances, usually of the opiate orientation. (See: MTW)
Coonery (n.) -
Coon-like behavior. Anything associated with the Flavor of Love franchise. Farnsworth Bentley's day job.
SDN (n.) -
Smart Dumb Nigga. (See: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1; Ghostface, The World According to Pretty Toney) (abbr.)
MTW (n., adj.) -
More Than Weed. Laced greenery (i.e.: Woolahs). (PSA: Don't hit the blunt if you don't know/trust whoever rolled it, children.)
Whitney Diet (n.) -
Cocaine in a can, baby!
Touchdown (n.) -
A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
The Negro Channel (n.) -
Black Embarrassment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as "TNC."
Snapper (n.) -
One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy. A Soulja Boy.
NPS (n.) -
Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
ManBearPig (n.) -
A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
CB4 (n.) -
Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
Cank Stoochie (n.) -
Nether-regions in dire need of hygienic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
Blented (adj.) -
Blunted + Bent. Twisted. Slizzard.
Blent (n.) -
Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Dr. Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
BDP (n.) -
Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport likening basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance sorely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion)
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this is crazy ron superhead is making a comeback i thought she would get blown out last round. superhead was on this political sex scandals show on the E channel so i guess she is an expert ho now they can hire for commentary on documentaries and tv shows.
Posted by: geico lizard | Monday, October 06, 2008 at 05:13 PM
My money is on DMX for the win.
Posted by: kirk | Monday, October 06, 2008 at 05:55 PM
DIDDY, PLIES, DMX, AND R. KELLY IN THE FINAL FOUR!!!!!!!!!
PLIES AND DMX IN THE FINALS AND PLIES TAKES IT ALL.
DATS HOW IT SHOULD HAPPEN. IF NOT, SMMFH.
Posted by: DJ Daddy Mack | Monday, October 06, 2008 at 06:42 PM
How can Flav lose to R. Kelly??? He's a trained musician.. and by all means a smart ass nigga except when in front of a camera.. what has R. Kelly done that was ever smart????
Posted by: G.Money | Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 01:09 AM
The 2nd poll isn't loading. I'm tryna vote for Superhead
Posted by: ccs | Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 03:02 AM
I can't believe my eyes!!!! Lauryn Hill losing to DMX?!!!!
Y'all gots ta be shittin' me?!!!
This chick went to Columbia University, smoked some of that straight from the vault of Marley oooweeee and lost her muthafuckin' mind and pissed away a lengendary career and she's losing to a nigga that never had a chance?!!!
C'mon y'all....
Posted by: c b w | Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 08:49 AM
I think the definition of SDN is lost on alot of people. We're voting for people who, by all means SHOULD be smart, but wasted their lives away. Most of the people in The Elite Hate are just straight up coons
Posted by: Jamal | Tuesday, October 07, 2008 at 03:09 PM
Goddamn- this bracket is tighter. Its anyones game except flav. How is he losing?
Posted by: Nola Darling | Wednesday, October 08, 2008 at 07:32 PM