DN (n.) -
Dumb Nigga. (abbr.)
Malbum (n.) -
Mixtape/album. A project that blurs the line between the two entities. There are both positive and negative examples of these. Most negative examples are packaged and sold by Amalbum Digital, baby!
Whoonery (n.) -
White coonery.
Negromantic (adj.) -
Stereotypically negrous love story. Romantic scenario manufactured for black entertainment. [See: Negromatic Comedy (genre)]
Urban (n.) -
Negrous in nature. Of or pertaining to Negro culture. Used in popular media to describe black shit without saying "black shit."
Mulletor (n.) -
1. One who wears a mullet. 2. One of hillbilly descent. (pron.: "Skeletor")
Gnome Sane - (n., v., ques.)
You know what I'm sayin'? (phonetic, colloquial)
Rapster (n.) -
1. Rap performer (derogatory). 2. Hipster rapper (i.e.: Cool Kids)
Ashy Diamond (n.) -
Bermuda Triangle-esque region on back where hands are unable to reach for lotion application (variable).
Cropdusting (v.) -
Blunt augmentation via foreign substances, usually of the opiate orientation. (See: MTW)
Coonery (n.) -
Coon-like behavior. Anything associated with the Flavor of Love franchise. Farnsworth Bentley's day job.
SDN (n.) -
Smart Dumb Nigga. (See: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1; Ghostface, The World According to Pretty Toney) (abbr.)
MTW (n., adj.) -
More Than Weed. Laced greenery (i.e.: Woolahs). (PSA: Don't hit the blunt if you don't know/trust whoever rolled it, children.)
Whitney Diet (n.) -
Cocaine in a can, baby!
Touchdown (n.) -
A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
The Negro Channel (n.) -
Black Embarrassment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as "TNC."
Snapper (n.) -
One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy. A Soulja Boy.
NPS (n.) -
Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
ManBearPig (n.) -
A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
CB4 (n.) -
Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
Cank Stoochie (n.) -
Nether-regions in dire need of hygienic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
Blented (adj.) -
Blunted + Bent. Twisted. Slizzard.
Blent (n.) -
Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Dr. Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
BDP (n.) -
Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport likening basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance sorely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion)
"a little grainy but you know who it is". r kellys defense attorney said it looks like Avant to me,lmao.
Posted by: geico lizard | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 02:17 PM
NOOOOOOOOO! Who is ruining the dream match up between Diddy and DMX. That's classic Yonkers versus Mt. Vernon shit right there.
Smarten up people.
Posted by: bxs | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 02:58 PM
Ok. I'm angry at how all this is ending I mean if Nas is the original SDN then how is he anything like Superhead or R.Kelly they don't do so much smart dumb stuff. Superhead is a smart dumb ho ok. but R.kelly is just a smart perverse Negro. they don't deserve to be in this contest at all.
Posted by: kirk | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 04:03 PM
lmao @ the clever little creature
Posted by: ron mexico | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 04:14 PM
billy, i voted for kells.
Posted by: ron mexico | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 04:15 PM
i had to vote for kellz look at his picture its basically screaming you dont vote for me and ill rape a 15 year old closest to u
Posted by: chad bro chill | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 07:46 PM
... but X says (and does) such outlandish shit!
Posted by: celo | Thursday, October 09, 2008 at 08:01 PM
I had to vote Superhead and Kells... They should go 'head and have freaky sex with each other!LOL
Posted by: Umi | Friday, October 10, 2008 at 04:27 AM
damn. superhead is gettin slaughtered.
Posted by: ron mexico | Friday, October 10, 2008 at 03:12 PM
KELZ ALL THE WAY!!!!
Posted by: damion | Friday, October 10, 2008 at 03:45 PM
This was as tough as the Superhead/Diddiy matchup, but I like to vote for the one who has "assclowned" more of their potential away and who has more negative influence on the Stupidass niggas these days. This has been a truly smart and entertaining exercise in futility Ron! Good lookin out!
I guess Josh Howard didn't do enough to qualify for this tourney. He couldn't elevate his ignant game from DN to SDN...
Posted by: KjB | Friday, October 10, 2008 at 04:03 PM
I just got this laptop a week before Christmas. So It's really new. Brought it brand new from best buy. It's a Gateway MD2419u AMD Athlon X2 QL-62 2GHz 15.6 Laptop (3GB/250GB/Win 7). I've had only 2 problems with this laptop and I was just wondering if anyone had the same problem, or if anyone should give me advice on what to do. Problem 1. The keyboard. For some reason, when typing it sometimes like misses a letter that I type, and I'll have to go back and put it back in. I'm not missing the key, type it but it just don't show up, and its getting on my nerves to tell yu the truth because i got school work,and school papers to do, and it taes a lil longe to do it when i keep missing letters. Darmowe tapety
Posted by: Odowcoody | Friday, January 08, 2010 at 08:27 PM