DN (n.) -
Dumb Nigga. (abbr.)
Malbum (n.) -
Mixtape/album. A project that blurs the line between the two entities. There are both positive and negative examples of these. Most negative examples are packaged and sold by Amalbum Digital, baby!
Whoonery (n.) -
White coonery.
Negromantic (adj.) -
Stereotypically negrous love story. Romantic scenario manufactured for black entertainment. [See: Negromatic Comedy (genre)]
Urban (n.) -
Negrous in nature. Of or pertaining to Negro culture. Used in popular media to describe black shit without saying "black shit."
Mulletor (n.) -
1. One who wears a mullet. 2. One of hillbilly descent. (pron.: "Skeletor")
Gnome Sane - (n., v., ques.)
You know what I'm sayin'? (phonetic, colloquial)
Rapster (n.) -
1. Rap performer (derogatory). 2. Hipster rapper (i.e.: Cool Kids)
Ashy Diamond (n.) -
Bermuda Triangle-esque region on back where hands are unable to reach for lotion application (variable).
Cropdusting (v.) -
Blunt augmentation via foreign substances, usually of the opiate orientation. (See: MTW)
Coonery (n.) -
Coon-like behavior. Anything associated with the Flavor of Love franchise. Farnsworth Bentley's day job.
SDN (n.) -
Smart Dumb Nigga. (See: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1; Ghostface, The World According to Pretty Toney) (abbr.)
MTW (n., adj.) -
More Than Weed. Laced greenery (i.e.: Woolahs). (PSA: Don't hit the blunt if you don't know/trust whoever rolled it, children.)
Whitney Diet (n.) -
Cocaine in a can, baby!
Touchdown (n.) -
A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
The Negro Channel (n.) -
Black Embarrassment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as "TNC."
Snapper (n.) -
One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy. A Soulja Boy.
NPS (n.) -
Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
ManBearPig (n.) -
A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
CB4 (n.) -
Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
Cank Stoochie (n.) -
Nether-regions in dire need of hygienic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
Blented (adj.) -
Blunted + Bent. Twisted. Slizzard.
Blent (n.) -
Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Dr. Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
BDP (n.) -
Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
Niggaball (n.) -
A sport likening basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance sorely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion)
Yeah mayne, Diddy gotta go head to head with Superhead and slay that bitch because October is Domestic Violence Awareness month
Posted by: BXS | Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 11:08 AM
hahahha. you a wild boy, billy!
i agree. i know i shouldn't, but i'm already looking ahead to diddy vs. plies final 4 matchup.
Posted by: ron mexico | Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 02:40 PM
Kanye vrs. Diddy is like all those years in the NBA when the Western Conference finals were the REAL finals...dam!
Then you had the Tattoo tear drop match between the man kisser and the male stripper...
I hope Division B can keep up.
Posted by: yeah man | Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 03:05 PM
yo Ron shouldnt lil wanye get disqualified. after his last comment "i'm too cool to read and write". he should become DDN's mvp of the year.
Posted by: DA TRUTH | Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 03:36 PM
yeah man, i don't think division B is gonna have ANY trouble keeping up.
truth, i agree. wayne can't get my vote after that comment. he lost all his smart points.
Posted by: ron mexico | Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 03:42 PM
i just voted and i think this will all be blowouts ron it shouldnt be close until the elite hate.
Posted by: geico lizard | Wednesday, October 01, 2008 at 08:07 PM
but...game and wayne are... dumb dumb niggas, nothing smart 'bout them assholes
Posted by: Poppa | Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 09:16 AM
holy shit. i think superhead is going to the elite hate!
Posted by: ron mexico | Thursday, October 02, 2008 at 10:34 PM