XXLMag.com | Diddy Acquires Enyce, Working on Polyester Blend Remix

"So I got Zac Posen. That's on the high-end. I got Sean John, who's very multicultural lifestyle brand, and then I have now, boom, Enyce... I'm the king the remix, so if you wanna know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna remix the brand and make a hit like I make my records." -Diddy, Diddy Blog Special Bulletin via WSHH

What Puffy meant to say:

"..and then I have now, boom, Enyce so niggas who just came home from 10-year bids can still feel good about their wardrobe."

I already know how he's gonna use his marketing power to "remix the brand." Get your monday night TiVo ready for Making The Brand on MTV. Enyce is about to get sent to Junior's for a single slice of strawberry cheesecake.

Unfortunately, Puffy's artists are already the Enyce of the music world. I don't think plastering Day 26 and the remaining unfucked portions of Danity Kane with cumbersome 1995 jiggywear is going to make good on this puchase.

I can guarantee this "shrewd business decision" won't make Business Week or The Wall Street Journal as anything short of a new television series is destined to fail. I mean, Puffy had to remind us what the shit was called because we ain't seen Enyce since Montell Jordan's "Somethin' 4 Da Honeyz" video.

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Comments

[enyce]

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-sidney-

[enyce]

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-sidney-

[enyce]

Hey! Cool. it seems Enyce really suited to those hip hop people over there huh.. i love it. keep it up!

-sidney-

[enyce]

I like the way he say this "..and then I have now, boom, Enyce so niggas who just came home from 10-year bids can still feel good about their wardrobe." .it seems really cool..and now diddy is in the new brand enyce. this sounds great..

-sidney-