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Wednesday, October 22, 2008

XXLMag.com | Jay-Z Retrieves Anal Beads from Superhead's House

[Blogger's Note: "Negro Please" is XXL's Ron Mexico Show and he'll do whatever the fuck he wants with it.]

Best Mardi Gras party EVAR!

Okay, that’s not really what happened, but still. What the fuck, Jay?

Is there any sound explanation for The God MC wearing Jada Fire-sized ass beads around his neck? It’s not Mardi Gras. Heeen’t at no Saints or no Hornets game. Homeboy’s at Cowboys vs. Packers and is the only nigra in Green Bay, Wisconsin who isn’t suited up to play.

I wasn’t watching this game (though I was pleased with the end result), so I don’t know why Jay was in attendance or on the sidelines holding a football. I do know that whoever this photographer is needs to be on XXL’s payroll. He caught Jay looking especially Koopa Trooper. That facial expression indicates them beads were used recently.

You can smell it! You can smell it!

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Anal Beads

Those really do look like anal beads, wonder if he is going to wear those anal beads again after reading a post like this lol

Posted by: Anal Beads | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 at 08:13 PM

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