I thought that headline might get your attention.
Our favorite dirt angel is back. No, not with another record… Just talking shit, as per usual.
“All these n*gg*s have been around and they still not doing nothing. They trying to catch up to me right now, literally. I’m the point of interest right now. Who’s been more relevant than me the past three years as far as New York is concerned? As far as style, fashion, speakin’ my mind, political awareness and stuntin’ on n*gg*s. Ladies love me. Police know my name on a first and last basis. They respect me for a [being a] G. They ain’t trying to lock me up for weed, so I’m having a ball. I probably smoke like a half an ounce a day. N*gg*s know how instrumental I am to New York. There’s no one gonna be able to do what I’ve done as far as the work I’ve put in, the things I’ve accomplished, and the things I’ve escaped unscathed for another 20 years. I don’t have to have nothing out and I still shut sh*t down. Me and Juelz [Santana] go on any stage in the world and shut the whole thing down.” -Jim Jones, Rhapsody Play Blog interview
Who the fuck smokes a half ounce per day? That’s not no damn boss. That thurr a fuckin pothead with a bad case of the rambles. I’m not gonna sit here and tell you weed is bad, children. It can have you watching Ninja Warrior all day instead of handling your responsibilities, but Lord knows I enjoy my little cheebas from time to time. Ain’t no thang. However, if you smoke a half-ounce per day, not only are you leaking money, but you’re one of those rare weed fiends who’ve smoked themselves touchdown.
I didn’t believe weed fiends existed until this one girl straight up offered to sick my duck in exchange for coming upstairs with me and tokin on a fuckin dime sack of haze.
Weed Fiend: I’ll roll it, Ronnie. And after we get high I’mma need you to shit on me.
Ron Mexico: Excuse me? You mean like… wear it out and not call you or something?
WF: Nah, I mean like… You know. Take a shit on my stomach.
RM: *screws face* Ewwww!
So after I shits on the bitch… Wait, what were we talking about again? Oh, yeah. Dirt Angels and how they smoke too much. Right.
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i hope you did to that girl what cartman did to mr garrisons desk last night. people say weed isnt addictive but why do some people smoke it everyday or let it gateway them into something stronger. i didnt see chocolate news how was it ron?
Posted by: geico lizard | Thursday, October 16, 2008 at 08:05 PM