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Ron Mexico: Welcome to the final installment of ESDN First Hate for this 2008 SDN Tournament. Jemelle, Dana, Stuart, Skip, Scoop, Skap, Scallywhop, Jackpot, Billy X. Sunday and the rest of the ESDN staff want to thank you all for your attentiveness and participation.
Before we announce the winner of the final matchup between Division A’s #8 seed, Diddy and Division B’s #14 R. Kelly, I’d like to take this time to request a round of applause for all 32 of this year’s contestants.
All: *emphatic booing*
RM: Now that she’s awake, I’ll turn the floor over to our own Dana Jacobson to announce the winner.
Dana Jacobson: *scrambling to podium* *swiping at Ron Mexico* Thank you, Mexico… You fucking whore bissh.
RM: *mouthing silently* I love you too. *blows kiss*
Jemelle Hill: *to Ron Mexico* This bitch is wasted.
RM: *nods head*
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Dammit! Somehow OJ didn't make the cut! Congrats Kels! Yo Ron, is the SDN Tourney trophy a small nickel plated statue of Stephon Marbury? Propers to you for all your thorough research and energy Ron.
Posted by: KjB | Monday, October 20, 2008 at 07:40 PM