As you might already be aware, Soulja Boy is enlisting the aid of you, the general public to go platinum in a week.
Why?
Because I guess it’s easier to ask someone for a vote than to get them to actually enjoy your shit.
Why?
Apparently don’t nobody wanna turn they swag on or crank a bird walk. Not even children.
Why?
Because Soulja Boy Tellem is a cornball… and an embarrassment to black people, southerners and the Mississippi Board of Education all at the same time.
Why?
Because he makes it look like we lost Brown v. Board of Education.
Why?
Where do I start? The dances that evoke the spirit of Chicken George? His admiration for the colonists that “saved” us from Africa? The minimal expectations of life? Aspiring to a D+ average is never an acceptable ceiling–unless you’re a young coal miner or sharecropper. If you’ve got The Negro Channel in your house and watch it willing, you can try to do well in school.
Why?
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