XXLMag.com | Yung Berg in "Flavor of Redemption"

Fuck it. Kanye Week ends early. It’s Thanksgiving and shit.

“We are looking to find exceptional stand out beautiful dark skin/brown skin women to showcase all races of beauty on the show.” -Yung Berg’s management, Bossip.com

“She’s pretty for a dark skin shorty.” - Yung Berg, Bossip.com

If you’re as confused as I would be, check the Bossip aritcle on Yung Berg’s new reality show proposal. Think “Flavor of Love” except starring a partially-drowned pit bull instead of a gnawed California Raisin.

In a road to Dumb-ass-cus moment, Yung Berg denounces the ways of the swirl and excludes all noticeable products of swirlification from televised competition for his heart. (See: top quote) For once, the talent search will include [only] women who fail the paper bag test. Ah, we darkies finally win at something besides dying.

What could be more comforting in this post-Obama ‘08 era than knowing Berg’s finally gonna man up and deal with the fact that a weave or an eyelash may just displace during a mandatory 4am cannonball into his skanky swimming pool?

That’s good for him. I reckon a man ain’t a man until he split the dark butt. I’m just disappointed that he’s already eliminated Keyshia Cole’s shot at winning it all. Fuck.

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Comments

[CathrynMarie]

Im a dark butt - where do Is ign up? lmao jk :)

[geico lizard]

It would be nice if black women had too much self respect to do this show with a guy who made those comments but in reality the network probably had to turn away women because they wanted to be degraded on that show so badly by berg. They will then complain about not being respected and having a hard time finding a good man but they show up for this bullshit.

[Machinko]

you rock my world.
This made me choke on my cheerios.

Im only shocked that there are girls who find this bitchy looking little dude attractive.
They have to be latent lesbians.

[Ron Mexico]

latent lesbians... the lot!