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Monday, December 29, 2008

XXLMag.com | A Very Diddy Christmas

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I hope you’ve all had yourselves a wonderful holiday season thus far. As the new year approaches, I only request that you “Rub this Ciroc…/ in your breasts and on your vaginaaaaa!”

Take that! Take that, you triflin’ beyotch!!!! *pours Ciroc on triflin’ beyotch*

Negro Please 2009! Ron Mexico City Records up in this bitch.

Since you missed me so much last week, we’ll be starting the week off proper-like by addressing four SDN-finalist Diddy fuck-ups at once.

#1 - Fuck Your Holiday. It’s Christmas!

Diddy doesn’t give a fuck about your “holiday.” It’s Crimmus time, goddammit! The best part of all of this–besides the fact that he doesn’t care what you may believe–is that he thinks December 25th is really Jesus’ birthday. Damn. Niggas will believe anything Hallmark and K-Mart tell they shiny asses, I guess. For all we know, Jesus is probably an Aries like every-fucking-body else on earth. But as Puff has done with several of your favorite aspiring MCs’ contracts, homie gone do what the fuck he want!

[Blogger's Note: Yes, if you celebrate Christmas and the person you're addressing does as well, "Merry Christmas" away. I don't celebrate Crimmus, but I wish "Merry Christmas" to all of my observing friends. Don't run up on Muslims and Jews and everyone else like "Fuck all the bullshit! It's Christmas, you fucking heathen! Take that!" That makes you the asshole. I know I'm a bit too late for this season, so that's some jewelry for next year.]

#2 - Diddy Claus’ Homeless iPod Giveaway

“Excuse me, Mr. Puffy… I’m still hungry and freezing. Maybe instead of this music thingy you could drop me off somewhere warm?” -any homeless person handed an iPod nano on the streets of New York in the dead of winter

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geico lizard

What is the over under on diddy finally going broke so we wont have to hear from this lame anymore? He should be out of money and working on a soap opera in 5 years. The child support alone should drain him before obama leaves office.

Posted by: geico lizard | Tuesday, December 30, 2008 at 04:37 AM

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  • DN (n.) -
    Dumb Nigga. (abbr.)
  • Malbum (n.) -
    Mixtape/album. A project that blurs the line between the two entities. There are both positive and negative examples of these. Most negative examples are packaged and sold by Amalbum Digital, baby!
  • Whoonery (n.) -
    White coonery.
  • Negromantic (adj.) -
    Stereotypically negrous love story. Romantic scenario manufactured for black entertainment. [See: Negromatic Comedy (genre)]
  • Urban (n.) -
    Negrous in nature. Of or pertaining to Negro culture. Used in popular media to describe black shit without saying "black shit."
  • Mulletor (n.) -
    1. One who wears a mullet. 2. One of hillbilly descent. (pron.: "Skeletor")
  • Gnome Sane - (n., v., ques.)
    You know what I'm sayin'? (phonetic, colloquial)
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    1. Rap performer (derogatory). 2. Hipster rapper (i.e.: Cool Kids)
  • Ashy Diamond (n.) -
    Bermuda Triangle-esque region on back where hands are unable to reach for lotion application (variable).
  • Cropdusting (v.) -
    Blunt augmentation via foreign substances, usually of the opiate orientation. (See: MTW)
  • Coonery (n.) -
    Coon-like behavior. Anything associated with the Flavor of Love franchise. Farnsworth Bentley's day job.
  • SDN (n.) -
    Smart Dumb Nigga. (See: Katt Williams, The Pimp Chronicles Vol. 1; Ghostface, The World According to Pretty Toney) (abbr.)
  • MTW (n., adj.) -
    More Than Weed. Laced greenery (i.e.: Woolahs). (PSA: Don't hit the blunt if you don't know/trust whoever rolled it, children.)
  • Whitney Diet (n.) -
    Cocaine in a can, baby!
  • Touchdown (n.) -
    A nigga that ain't all the way retarded, but just got a touch of Down's [Syndrome]. (i.e. Chris Brown)
  • The Negro Channel (n.) -
    Black Embarrassment Television (see: BET). Abbreviated as "TNC."
  • Snapper (n.) -
    One who performs snap music. A Franchize Boy. A Soulja Boy.
  • NPS (n.) -
    Niggas Per Sentence average. Amount of times the "n"-word is used in a single sentence.
  • ManBearPig (n.) -
    A dangerous mythical beast spawned from the imagination of Al Gore. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard's mother, Sister Patterson.
  • CB4 (n.) -
    Cock Block [Level] 4. A nickname for Tiffany "New York" Pollard.
  • Cank Stoochie (n.) -
    Nether-regions in dire need of hygienic attention. Nappy minor-league dugout. (see: Flavor of Love)
  • Blented (adj.) -
    Blunted + Bent. Twisted. Slizzard.
  • Blent (n.) -
    Black Lent. Ron Mexico's unofficial 40-day period of reflection and lament spanning from Dr. Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of short-ass Black History Month.
  • BDP (n.) -
    Black Diabetes Pandemic. Kool-Aid induced-suffering. The reason Big Mama lost her leg. The new Black Plague.
  • Niggaball (n.) -
    A sport likening basketball, but covered in Lawry's Seasoned Salt. AND 1 Mixtape Tour. Basketball-esque performance sorely lacking in fundamental skills. (see: Philip "Hot Sauce" Champion)

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