I hope you’ve all had yourselves a wonderful holiday season thus far. As the new year approaches, I only request that you “Rub this Ciroc…/ in your breasts and on your vaginaaaaa!”
Take that! Take that, you triflin’ beyotch!!!! *pours Ciroc on triflin’ beyotch*
Negro Please 2009! Ron Mexico City Records up in this bitch.
Since you missed me so much last week, we’ll be starting the week off proper-like by addressing four SDN-finalist Diddy fuck-ups at once.
#1 - Fuck Your Holiday. It’s Christmas!
Diddy doesn’t give a fuck about your “holiday.” It’s Crimmus time, goddammit! The best part of all of this–besides the fact that he doesn’t care what you may believe–is that he thinks December 25th is really Jesus’ birthday. Damn. Niggas will believe anything Hallmark and K-Mart tell they shiny asses, I guess. For all we know, Jesus is probably an Aries like every-fucking-body else on earth. But as Puff has done with several of your favorite aspiring MCs’ contracts, homie gone do what the fuck he want!
[Blogger's Note: Yes, if you celebrate Christmas and the person you're addressing does as well, "Merry Christmas" away. I don't celebrate Crimmus, but I wish "Merry Christmas" to all of my observing friends. Don't run up on Muslims and Jews and everyone else like "Fuck all the bullshit! It's Christmas, you fucking heathen! Take that!" That makes you the asshole. I know I'm a bit too late for this season, so that's some jewelry for next year.]
#2 - Diddy Claus’ Homeless iPod Giveaway
“Excuse me, Mr. Puffy… I’m still hungry and freezing. Maybe instead of this music thingy you could drop me off somewhere warm?” -any homeless person handed an iPod nano on the streets of New York in the dead of winter
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