We should all be pleased to know that niggorance knows no holiday.
When Dem Franchize Boyz set that stack of $100,000 ablaze they slapped every struggling listener—er, umm—WSHH viewer in the face harder than Letisha at your favorite urban radio station’s Mindless Ghetto Violencefest.
–Even if the money was fake as fuck.
No, your eyes aren’t deceiving you. These jiblet-eatin, 9XL tee-wearing-ass niggas really had the balls to set 100 large on fire during the first holiday season of an economic depression. How desperate for attention must these niggas be to set fake money on fire for a YouTube audience they not only acknowledge, but pray exists? Regardless whether or not the stacks are real, please be advised that people with actual money don’t do shit like this. Actual rich niggas are giving up luxuries right now.
Those with Aye-rab money are pumping the brakes, so you know these walking birth control advertisements are doin like fo’, five much.
Even if these niggas had finished middle school and possessed the cognitive recognition necessary to understand the statement that one could make by burning money (see: The Dark Knight), I don’t think they’d have the heart to do anything more than set our people back father than Soul Plane did. While I’m pretty sure the shit’s either totally counterfeit or just their GED reader pages with Benjamins rubber-banded to the top, so much more could be said with the time, cameraphone and stizzack.
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