XXLMag.com | Soulja Boy Claims Nas Actually Killed Hip-Hop

Okay. So it's Nas AND the President's fault Soulja Boy's going triple plastic this time around?

“See how George Bush fucked up America? Same way what Nas did with Hip-Hop.” –Soulja Boy Tellem, S.O.D. Money Gang Roundtable Vlog, Pt. 1 via WSHH

The quote above is just one of several bass ackward, ass-ignorant assertions made by hip-hop’s “Kang of the Internet.”

[Blogger’s Note: Sorry, Puffy.]

Soulja Boy’s clearly been reading the color-by-number edition of The Secret. Hip-hop’s favorite misguided youth is partly correct regarding the notion of accomplishment beginning with belief and perhaps vocal recognition. You’ve got to visualize your goal before you can make it into a reality. I’m pretty sure in 2005 or so, SB wanted nothing more than to be eating takeout catfish and chips with a table full of yes boys in a big ass house with ice and tattoos and shit.

Here he is... For now.

When the rapster checks stop coming in and the Charles Hamilton beef results in a disappointing 40-unit sales spike, I guess it’s time to turn the camera on and let loose on a bigger target. Fortunately for SB, Nas would never stoop so low as to etherize a child. (Though, being that Nas loves the word “coon” more than I do, that shit would probably be fucking hilarious.)

When Soulja finally got to the part where he blames Nas for no one having enjoyed such horrendous showering monkey anthems as “Turn My Swag Onnnnnnn” and “Berrrrd Wawlk,” I had a Training Day Denzel moment.

“You disloyal, bitchmade fool-ass nigga!”

Let me preface all of this by reminding Soulja Boy and those like him that Nas is one of those early-nineties pioneers that cemented hip-hop’s place in the mainstream. In doing so, he played a major role in providing opportunity for the kind of slave who wouldn’t leave the plantation even if freed to babble about sneakers and magically-delicious blood diamonds and shit. I’m sure that’s not what he had in mind, but still—he did that for you.

Well, Nas and the slave masters. Let’s not forget the slave masters’ contributions.

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[geico lizard]

(i didnt see the comments come up on xxl so i posted here so im sorry if its a double on both sites my comp is slow,have a safe new years eve homie)Hey ron on a much more important topic why does espn have so many ugly women working at the network? They did a split screen with Linda”horseteeth” cohn and erin”big ass nose but actually hot compared to other women on that channel” andrews and it looked like a before and after picture for plastic surgery. Espn needs to recruit some of those former beauty queens foxnews has working for them because its hard to watch and listen to some of those fugly broads.

[geico lizard]

Happy New Year Ron Burgundy Mexico and the readers

[Same Ol' Bob]

I bet $10 that SB will say some truly retarded, ignorant shit on Martin Luther King Day. Watch.