Umm...
This shiesty-ass little kid is gonna push his dad down the basement stairs.
Look at this triflin-ass little nigga. He know exactly what's up with life insurance.
The fucked up part is, I think pops knows it too! He looks like he just picked up on the vibe and knows he has to get ready for some strategically-placed toys around the house. Now he gotta watch out for Hot Wheels by the tub and shit.
Oh, well. That's how you raised his little spoiled ass. Shoulda bought that XBOX, nigga. Now he gonna off you... and try to pipe your widow.
[Blogger's Note: Yes, we make Oedipus jokes round hurr.]
For good measure, while looking for the above commercial spot, I found the following National Lampoon Spin Cycle rendition of the classic Prudential mantra.
Nice work!
P.S.: I'm soooo glad "The Corner" metamorphosized into "The Wire."
Damn, you can almost see the money signs pop up in that kid's eyes. Pop had that "Aw, shit" look after he said it too.
Posted by: Same Ol' Bob | Sunday, January 04, 2009 at 10:06 PM
Oedipus Rex is that shit. That kid is going to kill his dad for giving that fucked up bowl haircut every week. Speaking of crazy kids who kill adults what happened with that 8 year old in AZ that offed his dad and his friend? I think he is going to end up doing no time in juvie. His mom probably bought him an xbox and a Wii she didnt want to piss that nigga off.
Posted by: geico lizard | Sunday, January 04, 2009 at 11:27 PM