By now you're all aware of Eddy "Mr. Fuck You Man" Curry's legal issues. I don't have to direct you to any local sports page report on the sexual harassment suit levied upon him by former chauffer, David Kuchinsky.
I also don't have to tell you that his thieving-ass, parolee driver is full of shit, right? I mean, this ain't exactly one of them dead-on Knickerbocker sex suits like Isiah's shit.
While "Come and touch it, Dave" shits all over "Are you going to get in the truck?" and "What? No love today?" by virtue of sheer hilarity, it appears the least realistic piece of Garden harassment suit fodder. You would think someone who'd been in the box before wouldn't exactly be playing any of that "Come and touch it, Dave" shit.
He would be playing that extortion shit, though. That's one of a few skills prison reportedly enhances. I hear guys become world-class masturbators there as well, but that's another entry altogether.
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"I hear guys become world-class masturbators there as well, but that's another entry altogether." I havent been to prison but im the lebron james of that shit homie.
The only reason i dont believe most of the eddy curry stuff is because it went on for so long without him quitting. Maybe he saw how much loot that lady won off isaiah and the knicks after she put up with harrasment for years and she looked like a forward for the rutgers lady basketball team.
Posted by: geico lizard | Thursday, January 15, 2009 at 11:36 AM
serious case of the bullshit there, GL. no man is gonna be your jizzmopper for three years and all of a sudden speak up. he saw a seam and went in.
eddy curry is having a hell of a time right now. my best to dude.
Posted by: ron mexico | Wednesday, January 28, 2009 at 03:43 AM