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Ron Mexico: At this time we ask that you direct your attention to screen #1 as we present a Lifetime Achievement Award to our longest-running sponsor.
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Ron Mexico: I don’t know that white bitch and have never taken a dime from Popeye’s Chicken in my life. *dabs forehead with handkerchief* That’s about some serious shameless shit right there.
*now reading prompter* As Blent approaches, the Negro Please staff and everyone at Ron Mexico City would like to wish you a safe and happy time of reflection.
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Oh no ron you had the king G dep throwing chairs,roffle.
-popeyes guy came out for the commercial talking crap about marinating chicken for 16 hours but they have only been open for 3 hours,wtf?
-bossip not only will call you gay if you date outside your race they will also say you must hate your mother,grandmother,sister and aunts if you are dating a sista at the time. They are wild over there with the double standards on black women dating outside the race because they are too strong for black men to handle versus black men being called spineless sellouts if they do it.
- funny thing about jemelle hill giving you the side eye is when she chose her sexiest quarterbacks of the nfl they were all white so she cant side eye anybody,lmao.
Posted by: geico lizard | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 12:09 AM
yo, you ain't never lied... on all counts!
all fast food spots is triflin! please believe the shit in the back is in the back for a reason. i used to do the burger boy shit back in high school. i know things!
i get half the NPs from bossip, but they def be wylin on the interracial dating shit. i just gather that being a black man, i ain't shit.
did not know about the quarterbacks list. with that said, how many black quarterbacks are there, period? she's probably seen like 4 in her life. that's about how many i know.
i kid the negro quarterbacks.
and i'm not saying j. hill would give me the side-eye, i'm just saying bossip might just play to that scenario a certain way. having fun with it.
Posted by: ron mexico | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 04:33 AM
"i just gather that being a black man, i ain't shit." I think that is bossips new slogan for the website.
The funny thing about the quarterback list is i was first and 10 and you know skip bayless doesnt miss many shows so they made him give a list and he put mcnabb on it and then skip said,"jemelle is racist she didnt have a black quarterback on her list but i do." I was on the floor laughing, only skip praising lil wayne as the next prince was funnier.
Posted by: geico lizard | Wednesday, January 14, 2009 at 06:14 PM