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XXLMag.com | Bow Wow & Soulja Boy Agree to Cease-Fire

We interrupt a surely more important moment of life and programming to bring you this Nigga Please Special Report.

Miniature Middle Teen region heads of state Bow Wow and Soulja Boy Tellem have agreed to a cease-whiner effective last night.

The seemingly decades-long conflict now has the potential for permanent end after an optimistic round of peace talks. SODMG militia leader Soulja Boy Tell'Emajhad and Prince Rashad Al-Wahad Bow Wizzle of nearby Qyria. In recent days, fighting had escalated to armored Lamborghini pink slip races and alternating threats released to Al-Jizzeera television.

Once united in the pursuit of conquering territory in regions belonging to Dysnia and Niq'Al-ojian, the now-defunct Marco Polo Alliance works to maintain relative order in their respective struggling nations.

Last week--during a Tokyo Drift-inspired pink slip race--Tell'Emajhad had taken particular exception to the No Chain Zone outlined by Bow Wizzle. Reminding the Qyrian prince of atrocities past, Tell'Emajhad swore revenge in another recorded statement.

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