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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

XXLMag.com | 2009 DDN Tournament Bracketology - Selection Tuesday

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Ron Mexico: Welcome back to ESDN First Hate. Today’s we’re going to run the full-court press with guests, Lil’ Wayne and the 7 Mile Scribe herself, Jemele Hill. How are you this morning, people?

Lil’ Wayne: Thanks for having me, Miss Katie.

Jemele Hill: Good morning, Ronnie.

LW: I’d just like to say *pushes up glasses* that I’m glad to be nowhere near the, ummm, field of contestants for this side of the tournament.

RM: You seem pretty safe for now, Wayne. Your boy on the the other hand—

LW: Yeah. I know. I know. *smiling and shaking head*

JH: That’s the one who ate the money on Worldstar, right?

LW: Yeah.

RM: And Weezy tattooed Tyga’s face a little while back too, but let’s put a pin in that. I want to discuss Kid Cudi’s all-caps retirement announcement blog from yesterday. Wayne, what are your thoughts?

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geico lizard

I filled out my ncaa brackets monday so I could focus on your tourney now Ron,lmao. Kid Cudi is a sleeper because he cant shut up for some reason.

Posted by: geico lizard | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 12:38 PM

geico lizard

NEYO also needs to be on the list because he was giving tips about being a gentleman in one video and then admitting to banging over 100 groupies in the next video. What kind of gentleman is that?

Posted by: geico lizard | Wednesday, March 18, 2009 at 01:01 PM

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