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XXLMag.com | Mos Def: Mr. Nigga No More

“Who is the cat going out on the town/
that let the movie industry turn his shit around?/”

-Ron Mexico, “Mr. Nigga [No More]“

Mr. Nigga! Smart-dumb nigga!

See, shit like this is why Mos Def was in the SDN Tournament.

XXLMag.com | Rihanna Takes Beenie Man’s “Umbrella”

“Rihanna, I tell you. When Chris Brown hear about this, he gonna be messed up!” –Beenie Man (Di Girls Dem Sugar), Live at Digicel Barbados Reggae Festival

International reggae and dancehall superstar, Beenie Man, doused Rihanna’s remaining wounds with an entire bottle of Blue Mountain Jamaican curry powder this past Sunday at the Digicel Barbados Reggae Festival. During his set at Reggae on the Hill, a concert he and Buju Banton headlined to culminate the week-long music fest, the King of the Dancehall presented the crowd, which included Rihanna, with his ode to the Bajan beauty and the beatdown she endured.

XXLMag.com | Prince Bow Wow’s Farewell Address & Financial Advice

Fellow citizens of the Hip-Hop Nation, this nigga Bow Wow got an economic stimulus plan foe dat azz.

Did you think Bow Wow would retire without so much as a speech for his 17 loyal fans?

XXLMag.com | 2009 DDN Tournament: And The Winner Is...

After weeks of heated battle and catastrophic warfare, our field of 64 Dumb Dumb Niggas [as opposed to Smart Dumb Niggas] has narrowed to one unequivocally dumb nigga we can all look down on.

XXLMag.com | Chopper Suit Presents: Chopper Stack

I made my first World Star comment today! Feel free to congratulate me on my regression to the throes of niggerdom.

Recidivism is a motherfucker.

XXLMag.com | Hot Boy$ = $econd Coming of The Beatle$... But Better!

“I already signed the deal, so, for me, I’m gonna definitely say it’s a go. I already received the cheque. For me and [Lil'] Wayne, it’s a go… I know B.G.’s on board and he’s willing to do it. We finishing all the paperwork now… It’s going to be bigger than The Beatles!” -Juvenile, Vibe Magazine

I, like so many of my gole-teefed brethren and cistern, am very much looking forward to a Hot Boy$ reunion. However, I’m not drinking the fancy Tussin-spiked Kool-Aid that leads Juvenile to believe that they’ll be the most applauded band in the history of popular music. They ain’t The Beatles, The Hornets, The Cockroaches, The Ladybugs, The Scarabs, The Silverfish, or nothing like that.

DDN Tournament - DNCAA Championship Game!

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XXLMag.com | Rick Ross vs. 50 Cent & Eminem: More Monkey Business

Good afternoon, you fuckin monkeeeees.

This is why Rick Ross is still alive in the DDN Tournament. I can't explain how the fuck dude got past Pacman Jones, but now that he's in a good one with Yung Berg--the other delusional "bawse"--he might find a swing of support today that catapults him into the final.

DDN Tournament - The Final Four

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XXLMag.com | Bow Wow's Retirement Party

“This is my last album because for me, there’s no more that needs to be done on the music side. I’ve done everything.” -Bow Wow, RealTalkNY

Ummm…

“I think I have a better chance at getting an Oscar before a Grammy. The music industry is so fickle, there’s so many politics. I think a lot of people don’t pay attention to the credits or the artistry no more.” -Bow Wow, The Associated Press

Yes. That’s why Bow Wow can’t sell 12 got damn copies of New Jack City II. The music industry is sooooo fickle. One minute they like little kids rapping Da Brat lyrics and cripwalking around. The next, they DON’T like pubescent cocaine kingpins.

Go fucking figure!

XXLMag.com | Yung Berg: Pussy Monster

Anybody here 18 and over? Who 18? Lemme see some ID.

You never know exactly how old the World Star footage brought to your attention at any given moment may be. In today’s case, all sensitivity to time is rendered irrelevant by excessive fuckery. Top-seeded DDN Yung Berg exceeds all safe levels of on-stage skankitude by reciting one of his many Tool Academy-ready tweenie trap verses into, well…

You might [not] want to have a look for yourself.

XXLMag.com | When T.I. Became R. Kelly

Whattuuuuuup?! Wuz hatt-nen? Awll my hay-tas… Please get at me.

As the DDN Tournament winds down I’m glad to be getting back into the swing of exactly what the fuck it is we does round hurr, know’m tombout?

Much like any other fan of The King, I’d been watching Tea Eye’s Road to Redemption religiously. All things considered–like government pressure and incentive to convey contrition–I found Tip’s work with the select group of youngsters to be somewhat effective. It even looked pretty sincere, even if slightly off-base at times.

DDN Tournament - Elite H8 Voting

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We're down to the last 8!

Submitted for your disapproval:

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DDN Tournament - Sweet 16, West Voting

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Alright, dwippers. Let's do this shit.

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RMC Podcast Selection: Plies - "Dwipper (I'm In Luv)" [CD Quality]

Y'all know he lookin' for a "goonette", right?

Due to the overwhelming response to the term "dwipper" from last week's Plies blog, RMC Radio went out of its way to acquire the root of the fuckery.

Apparently, Ya Woy Ply has recorded a love ballad to his little-limbed lady. We've got the leak foe dat azz.

Download "Dwipper (I'm In Luv)" [CD Quality]

DDN Tournament - Sweet 16, South Voting

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DDN Tournament - Sweet 16, East Region Voting

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DDN Tournament - Sweet 16, Midwest Region

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XXLMag.com | I Don’t Care If They See Me As a Sideshow Freak! Why Do You Care?

Every single social networking device I woefully neglect is up in arms over the upcoming reality program/ghetto love connection that is Plies’ Goonette. The “realist” rapper alive is no stranger to mainstream music’s most popular business model. Even casual fans are aware of the plan that suggests creating a sideshow intent on eclipsing the actual product sold.

DDN Tournament - Round 2, West Voting

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DDN Tournament - Round 2, South Voting

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