After weeks of heated battle and catastrophic warfare, our field of 64 Dumb Dumb Niggas [as opposed to Smart Dumb Niggas] has narrowed to one unequivocally dumb nigga we can all look down on.
The DNCAA would like to take this opportunity to thank the viewers and voters. Without you, none of this is possible.
#1 Yung Berg (53.1%) def. #1 Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em (46.9%)
I didn’t think it could be done, but the unthinkable has occurred. Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em’s coonery and fuckery has been trumped by Yung Berg’s. Detroit rejoices as hip-hop’s Peter Schibetta, the human birdfeed, holds up another shiny metallic object he’ll surely be relieved of.
Both figuratively and literally–this award is yours, Detroit!
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To be honest, I would've voted for them both, but my imagination ran wild. I figured Young Berg was set in his stupid douchebag ways, while Soulja Boy might actually change. Who knows? He might get arrested for being too aggressive in Superman-ing hoes. While in the slammer, he meets up with a kindly old man who teaches him the ways of Allah. It's an odd world, shit can happen.
Posted by: Same Ol' Bob | Friday, April 24, 2009 at 08:22 PM