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[Wayyy] Inside The NBA: Western Conference Game 6 Analysis [Video]

I got my hands on that Inside The NBA Western Conference Finals Game 6 analysis a little early.



Charles Barkley is livid!

XXLMag.com | Negro Please - Video Blog Edition: Chopper Suit Mixtape

We gonna do shit a little differently today!

XXLMag.com | Pretty Ricky… Come Get Your Man!

I have no words… Well, I guess I have to have some words if I expect to be paid and shit.

Dr. Miracle's Weedwhacker Commercial + Miraculous Outtakes

This shit is why black people hate themselves.

XXLMag.com | Every Charles Hamilton Ex-Girlfriend's Worst Nightmare

By now you've [repeatedly] watched Sonic the Hedgehog get the rings knocked out of him by Amber--I mean, Amy Rose. You've also already [repeatedly] heard/read that joke.

XXLMag.com | Spencer Pratt: The Future of Hip-Hop

While some of you niggas can’t, I can proudly say that I’ve never watched a single minute of MTV’s The Hills. My only knowledge of Spencer Pratt and the herpetic smegma stain he married comes from watching The Soup. A couple episodes ago–of The Soup, not The Hills–I observed Orange County’s Most Wanted and a “homie” speaking that jive izzle-bizzle-dizzle shit en route to an evening of whatever the fuck these people do. I was immediately overcome by the thought that the next parked Crown Victoria on “Speidi’s” media whore stroll could be a pseudo rap career.

XXLMag.com | Jermaine Dupri's Homage to Virgin's Virgin

I know some people have seen Jesus in their Grape Nuts, Mother Teresa in their bagels and Will Smith in their watermelon. But, why the fuck do we have Janet Jackson in our shit sandwich?

RMC Radio & Podcast Moves to Daytime! Wednesday, 5/20 - 2PM EST

That's right. Niggas finna get fired from their jobs. Baisden be damned. I'm bringing Ronnie After Dark to the light, cot dammit!

Tune in to the blue BTR player on the top right of the main page, or from the (minimalist) show page.

Sneak a call in on your lunch/cigarette break or somethin.

Guest/Listener Call-in - (646) 915-8058

XXLMag.com | Drake: Best I'll Ever Blast

Word? Niggas is totin iron to the Drake Drizzy show now?

Microsoft "Laptop Hunters" Commercials

After sitting through my 5th or 6th installment of the "Laptop Hunters" series, I began to notice a very unsettling pattern in the clip format of these Microsoft Windows commercials.

KFC Grilled Chicken Commercial with Chef G. Garvin

If this ain't 'bout the most abominable of chicken coons you've seen...

Between Chef G. Garvin and Annie the Chicken Queen, both descendants of Chicken George, I'm about to deem all poultry as food that incites racial insecurity.

R.I.P. Chappelle's Show.

Pepsi Throwback Commercial

*70s announcer bass* Awwwww, shit.

Don't fall for this old "Pepsual Seduction" bullshit, my people! It feels great to know Big Rick is finding consistent work, though.

XXLMag.com | Soulja Boy and the Root of All Ignorance

I'll take XXLMag.com's word for it, because I can't understand shit this nigga is saying.

“I’m far from ignorant… I made my first million dollars when I was 16 years old. It’s the success that I’ve accomplished in my 18 years of being here, I’m pretty sure my critics are twice my age and got half the money I got.”

-Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em, XXL Magazine video blog

As general rule, when you’ve gotta explain to people that you aren’t something, chances are you’re exactly what you deny. Ya might as well save that watermelon breath. People are defined by their actions, not explanations. Besides, ignorant niggas always find astonishing new ways to fuck up their own cases.

…Because they’re ignorant, that is. You still with me?

XXLMag.com | Coolio: It Takes A Fiend...

TMZ caught Coolio live and ready to crack ramble, as per usual.

“Everybody got a family member or a friend that’s into something…” -Coolio

XXLMag.com | Lil' Boosie Still Won't Get Convicted

“First of all, I wanna thank all my fans for supporting me through my trials and tribu-hatin’,” Boosie said in a video. “I wanna thank y’all for that. People probably saw me on the news, it ain’t really that, they gave me a $400,000 bond. I wanna thank all my fans for the support. Shout-out to everybody who helped me down on Myspace and all the haters who were on MySpace, really hatin’ on me and wanna see me in situations even though I’m going through a couple of situations right now, I still won’t get convicted. They really want me convicted so I can’t ride with my tool and all that, but I wanna thank y’all for y’all support. And all my real fans, even my haters my fans. They loved me before they hated. Right haters?”

- Lil’ Boosie, Trill Entertainment video blog

“Tribu-hatin’.” I love it! I promise you haven’t seen the last of that one. Wowsers! It’s like he’s a professional lyricist or something.

XXLMag.com | Rick Ross as Bawse Man in “The Devil Wears Louis II”

Previously on XXLMag.com:

The XXL Editors received this letter from Louis Vuitton concerning the May 2009 cover of Rick Ross.

Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.

XXLMag.com | Nick Cannon, Eminem & Harriet Tubman

After reading the first paragraph of Nick Cannon’s blog response to Eminem’s lyrical “attacks” on Mariah Carey, I’m all about ready to sympathize with Cannon’s plight. I can totally understand a man defending his wife. Can you fully fault a nigga for protecting his boo? However, the rest of his now removed tirade leads me to believe this nigga’s as nutty as we’ve assumed.

XXLMag.com | T.I.P.-o-crite?

“Even though all of our artists and employees are asked by us to be honest and open about their past history, at no time did Alfa[mega] disclose to me or Grand Hustle what has now appeared in the media. He essentially deceived us by failing to fully disclose the truth about his past and there is no place in our organization for dishonest and misleading behavior. As I have always said, you must take responsibility for your own actions. We at Grand Hustle can not support or condone the blaming of others for our own mistakes. I hope and pray to god bless his financial plans, but I don’t forsee me or my company playing a role in his personal or professional business. End.” -T.I., from IllRoots via Miss Info

I’m confused. Alfamega snitching would have been okay so long as Tip Line knew about it beforehand?

XXLMag.com | Russell Simmons: Your Rushcard Demystified

“The foundathion of being able to create wealth ith to uthe your money moth effectively. Many people in our communitieth cannot even get to their money without being thubject to overwhelming feeth. If you don’t have a bank account you pay around ten perthent of your income in check cathing and bill payment feeth. Bankth charge overdraft and inthuffithent funth feeth, moth of whith are paid by undertherved communitieth. Ruthcard hath no penalithing feeth. And Ruthcard helpth you budget and underthand where you’re thpending money, both at the foundathion of good money management.”

-Ruthell Thimmonth, Livetheeth interview

I’m starting to think he didn’t actually name everything “Rush”. He tried to call it “Russ”, but everyone heard “Rush” and the nigga eventually gave up.

XXLMag.com | Bow Wow's Gay Grooming Fiasco

I’m sorry we’ve been Bow Wow iCoonery Central the past couple weeks, but the little nigga refuses to quit until he sells 50 copies of New Jack Shitty Too.

XXLMag.com | Tru Life: Breakfast of Champions

So, as I was saying Friday, I’m thinking this shit right here was filmed just before the DDN Tournament and woefully mishandled--not unlike Tru Life’s career. Aaron McGruder couldn’t have written this buffoonery any better.

We bask in your swagnificence, Lizzy.

XXLMag.com | Jay-Z Brings The World Together... On One Stage?

According to His Royal Yellowness, Jay-Z  guest blogged at Rap Radar yesterday. From Hov's generally nonsensical rant, I've isolated the following:

"Last night I performed at the University of Arizona, I had a ball!! Through all the excitement and joking around (as well as the technical difficulties) I missed out on the opportunity to say something important..

On the show as well were Third Eye Blind and Kelly Clarkson.. I thought that to be the oddest pairing EVER but, soon realized, it's what I've always professed..There is NO such thing as BLACK music or WHITE music only GOOD or BAD music.." -Jay-Z, Rap Radar