If this ain't 'bout the most abominable of chicken coons you've seen...
Between Chef G. Garvin and Annie the Chicken Queen, both descendants of Chicken George, I'm about to deem all poultry as food that incites racial insecurity.
R.I.P. Chappelle's Show.
Garvin need to sit his big, hungry ass down somewhere. The fuck is this nigga bouncin around for? You don't see Sandy Duncan over here unable to contain herself over some goddamned chicken backs, do you? Of course, you don't. The nigga who cooks between Martin episodes on TV One, however... He looks like he's about to bust a nut over the jogger he just knocked unconscious in the middle of the park.
...and, oh. We see you, Joe Clair. "Stop eyein' my bucket," huh? Word. I hear that shit. Don't ever get between a former BET host and his chain restaurant chicken dinner.
--Might getcha fangers bit! *chomp* *chomp*
(Return to Ron Mexico City)
I hear you Mex. When the Popeye's Chicken lady ended the commercial saying that she goes through extra effort to make Popeye's special "because I love ya", my degree(H.B.C.U.) fell off the mantle. It's 2010 and the minstrel show continues.
A check is a check and all, but you would think Joe Claire would have thought twice before that "Stop eyein' my bucket," line.
Posted by: DevoG | Sunday, May 17, 2009 at 11:42 AM
because i fucking love you.
i really died inside. we been giving annie a hard time on the podcast, but she deserves it.
chicken commercial coonery is at its strongest levels since the 70s.
Posted by: ron mexico | Sunday, May 17, 2009 at 01:27 PM
Wow. Just Wow.
"The gangsta of love don't eat no fried chicken!"
Posted by: Petro | Sunday, May 17, 2009 at 04:44 PM
Joe Claire coons hard on the pizza commercial and the dannon commercials too. Sandra Lee had some commercial talking about growing up poor and going to bed hungry but she isnt on that kfc commercial doing splits and making her ass clap.
The popeyes chicken lady is on another level. The best part is when she pats her hair in back like she is so classy and we are lucky she cooks for us.
Posted by: geico lizard | Sunday, May 17, 2009 at 09:22 PM
Her name is Annie? How did .....? Never mind you probably Googled it.
LoL @ Geico
strippers and chicken(sounds like a Luda album)
I can see it now.
Annie turns around, bends over, and starts shaking her ass to "Louisiana Fast" with a breast in one hand and a leg in the other(chicken parts, not hers).
Classic Coonery
Posted by: DevoG | Monday, May 18, 2009 at 11:15 AM
devo, she says "it's annie the chicken queen!" & bwaaahahahaha @ shakin it louisiana fast. no mystikal.
GL, that ain't a classy pat. that's what black womens do when they have itchy scalp but don't want to fuck the wig up.
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