After sitting through my 5th or 6th installment of the "Laptop Hunters" series, I began to notice a very unsettling pattern in the clip format of these Microsoft Windows commercials.
Clearly, I've seen too many free previews of BangBros pr0n. But, please stop me if a nigga is wiggin. These Windows commercials mirror that creepy-ass BangBus format down to the money shot, don't they? Everything from the filmed proposition to the predictable ending where our trusting participant receives (or doesn't receive) a Chopper Stack of stinkies from the cameraman transports me back to the loneliest, most shameful of evenings... in the back of the computer lab.
"Laptop Hunters"? Yuck. Reminds me too much of "MILF Hunter".
Ugh. I didn't think Microsoft could make me feel any more gross than it already had back when I switched to Justin Long.
No, that's not another pr0n reference.
(Return to Ron Mexico City)
You are so right it's scary.
Posted by: Nick | Monday, May 18, 2009 at 10:16 AM
ok. because i thought i was officially going [more] nuts for a second.
Posted by: ron mexico | Monday, May 18, 2009 at 02:08 PM
Milfhunters is ok but exploitedmoms is more my style. I like the average looking women that look like chicks I see at the gym everyday. I have noticed lowering my standards helps me achieve more goals in life.
Porn pushed technology so im not surprised they stole these ideas. VHS was about to go bankrupt until porn chose to join it over betamax. Polaroids and handycams sales were fueled by amateur porn.
Posted by: geico lizard | Monday, May 18, 2009 at 04:27 PM
Fuck microsoft!!! You know they are coming out with a new windows only after a couple of years of Vista...
Ubuntu is the way to go for a stable fast and non hassle OS. Plus it's free.
"I've seen too many free previews of BangBros pr0n"
^^^
Haha, most just get off the previews and don't bother to subscribe.
Posted by: Bobo D | Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 03:51 PM
"Haha, most just get off the previews and don't bother to subscribe."
You are right BOBO because i put enough of those 15 second clips together and im set for the night.
*watches 5 minutes worth of clips*
*passes out for 12 hours*
Posted by: geico lizard | Tuesday, May 19, 2009 at 06:57 PM