Pepsi Throwback Commercial

*70s announcer bass* Awwwww, shit.

Don't fall for this old "Pepsual Seduction" bullshit, my people! It feels great to know Big Rick is finding consistent work, though.

Reminds me of the good old days when we didn't know this high fructose corn syrup shit was giving us the diabetes. That's right. Pepsi Throwback took grandma-nana's feet. Now they wanna act like they doin' you a fuckin favor. With BDP having fully descended upon our people, the bridge is most definitely over.

At least you don't have to listen to her whine about them bunions and corns anymore, right? *frowns*

So, we're throwing back to the natural sugar era, huh? Nice. I get it. Let's bring shit back to when life was naturally sweet and delicious. Sometimes Mama Mexico reminisces on the good old days when they didn't have to use jimmy hats and what not--hence, the hater you have today. All they needed was some Pepsi Throwback for lube and Sparkle on Betamax.

That was back when niggas were used to getting something they could feel.

(Return to Ron Mexico City)

Comments

[geico lizard]

"I dont know why people listen to what I say. I have done commercials for Coke and Pepsi. Pepsi paid me last so that taste better. To tell you truth they taste the same to me."-dave chappelle

Dave is deeper now so he wont do anything for money. If more people acted that way the KFC and Popeye commercials wouldnt be so racist.

[ron mexico]

amen, GL. amen.

but, you'll always have scabs like annie the chicken coon.