XXLMag.com | Soulja Boy = Gucci Mane's Prowe-to-Jay

[Blogger's Note: Oh, you know damn well that's what it sounded like when he said it.]

In the forthcoming XXL issue proudly displaying what I call the Hip-Hop Apocalypse cover, Gucci Mane, OJ Da Juiceman, Shawty Lo and Soulja Boy Tell 'Em kick the soccer ball around a bit for all you aspiring trap stars and swag merchants.

Swagatarians, as we now call them.

In an interview excerpt that tells us... well... absolutely nothing of interest, Gucci reveals his newest protege to the world.

"--Soulja, that’s, like, my protégé, to me. I parallel myself to him at the same age. He got a lot of things in common with me. He’s a hard worker, just like myself... To be honest, Soulja Boy told me he was a big fan of my music. But he wouldn’t even imagine I’m a same big fan of his music as he is of mine. So we had mutual respect for each other. That’s my dawg."

-Gucci Mane, XXL Magazine

Soulja Boy is Gucci Mane's protégé? Right. And Nick Van Exel taught Kobe Byrant everything he knows. Of course, Soulja Boy is no Kobe--except in terms of douchery--but the disparity is that great.

When Gucci Mane was 17 he was in the fucking junkyard with Jooo-mane scrounging around for gold foil and stray brass pieces to put over his teeth. He was a member of the fuckin Fat Albert gang.

I'm sure when Soulja Boy had the biggest song on earth a couple years ago, he was wearing a WWGD bracelet the entire time. In fact, "What Would Gucci Do?" is engraved on the underside of every overly-expensive bracelet in Soulja's Gucci-lined... bracelet closet.

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Comments

[Same Ol' Bob]

That cover reminds me of the biblical Four Horsemen. I can see it now, in XXL:

"And I beheld, and lo a white horse; and he that sat on him had a pimp cup: and there was given unto him a crown, and he departed as coonqueror and to coonquest."

“And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of shades on. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, YUUUUUUUAAAAA.’”

[geico lizard]

"And Nick Van Exel taught Kobe Byrant everything he knows."

^
You know with those martians eyes nick taught kobe all about court vision.

[Enigmatik]

Cotton Gin make the trap say AY!

[Same Ol' Bob]

Geico: Nick damn sure looks like he escaped straight outta Area 51.

[puma shoes]

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