Best play date I ever had.
Wow. Thank you readers for pointing out a glaring omission in my 2009 BET Awards Notes and Observations blog yesterday. Not only did I glaringly omit an “s” somewhere in my original title, but I left out any mention of the controversial Young Money performance that may very well resurrect the Emmanuel Lewis “No, Go & Tell” child safety commercials.
On Michael Jackson day, no less... Oversight of the millennium.
I didn’t know these niggas meant “Every Girl” literally. What the fuck? I really didn’t notice that the girls were, you know, chillen girls. I don’t always pay video hoes the attention they so desperately crave. Plus, it’s not like they were shorter than Lil’ Wayne or anything. They didn’t really stand out at the time.
Wayne, Drake, Mack Maine… listen to your dear friend Ronnie. Just because they money’s young doesn’t mean the groupies need be. When shit gets slow on tour can’t you just take turns on the crew’s token sexpot and avoid the charges?
I can’t even laugh at Mack Maine’s Miley Cyrus crack anymore. I already knew he’d beat the brakes off of it right now if black people were allowed inside the Cyrus house, but damn. These niggas took it to the next level. They probably had to redo some lyrics during quality control.
“In a couple hours, holler at me, Miley Cyrus.”
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