...aaaaand, we're back.
It's very unfortunate that I have to christen our newest volume of the video talking by busting a bottle of Wray & Nephew over Heavy D's deformed eye, but... the bumbaclot did it to himself.
Nuff fuck'ry deh 'bout.
There had been a time when Heavy D might have been the only rapper deserving of a reggae or dancehall crossover. Such classic 90s chunes as "Dem No Worry We" and "Big & Ready" set a standard for the Jamerican diaspora that has yet to be matched.
In 2009 we got this nigga singing some halfhearted bullshit in front of Jamaica Tourism Board stock photos. Heavy D has officially become the fool-ass nigga waiting to braid your luxurious blond locks as soon as you step off that Air Jamaica flight.
Watching this shit makes me want to gag the man with one of those dollar store Jamaican flag handkerchiefs. You know shit is bad when a nigga would rather hear Kardinal Offishall's greatest hits. For shame, Heavy Dwight.
Bossip readers: Note how he's singing about how Jamaican girls need feel special, and he ain't got nary a girl darker than a paper bag in this video. Mmmm-hmm. Nuff brownin' deh bout!
Here's a look at better days for di d-d-d-don, di d-d-d-don, g-g-g-g-g-gorgon... You'll see what I mean.
A whe... A whe happen to di-di-dem?!
A wha di RAUS?! How is he trying to speak in patois but he's clearly saying the "T" sound?? "No maTTer whaT..". It took me a while to realize I wasn't watching that one love Jamaica commercials. It was so "copy and paste" Jamaican. Red, Green Gold? Check. Shout out Rastas? Check. Show words like "rebel"? Check. I bet this was shot in Frisco.
Why was Heavy D doing a reggae interpretation of the Carlton dance?? That's not a good look.
"Nuff brownin' deh bout!" HAHAHAHA the girl in the video looked Guyanese! Just because you wore a shirt that says Jamaica that doesn't make you a Jamaican by default.
Dem No Worry We....now that was the tune!! This makes me wonder why women complain how they are portrayed in videos when if you look back them you could split and juk before 3 am.
Posted by: Petro | Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 11:30 PM
"You know shit is bad when a nigga would rather hear Kardinal Offishall's greatest hits."
We Canadians would apologize for him but do you know the CRAP you've made famous? We just wanted to send a taste of the horror you've unleashed.
Posted by: Petro | Tuesday, July 14, 2009 at 11:33 PM
The girl is 100% Moroccan. Not even from the islands..LOL
Posted by: nufsaid | Sunday, August 02, 2009 at 07:45 PM