Nore as a journalist and “hip-hop historian” clearly ushers in a new day. [Miss] Katie Couric better watch her shit out here. Niggas got cameraphones and Blogspot!
Better than any ridiculousness that comes from Benzino’s mouth is Nore’s “Woo” every 10 seconds. Nigga soundin like Romello’s pops in Sugar Hill.
“Come here, Ray! Tie this shit up good for your father!”
“Oh, shit. Oh—oh, shit! Woo!… Wooooooo!!!”
[Blogger's Note: Give Clarence Williams III his due, goddamn you! ...and Michael Wright while you're at it!]
As for Ray Ray Benzino, can you believe this character used to run a hip-hop magazine? In the era of vanity labels, businesses and publications, I guess it’s not so hard to fathom. Hopefully you were as suspicious as I to see Made Men get a 4.5 mic rating.
Woo!
But we’re not here to challenge Benzino’s ethics or business practices, right? Let’s get back to him tearning niggas’ assholes out. Pause.
Clearly Slaughterhouse has been a pain in his assholes. As we’ve already established here on XXLMag.com and on my podcast, Slaughterhouse got a vast majority of their promotional run on the interwebs. In the real, disconnected world none of Slaughterhouse’s components are household names, so to speak. Joe Budden’s had the most exposure, but he’s far from famous.
Where does Benzino get off calling a bunch of guys trying to pool independent resources and make a name for themselves collectively “overrated”? Does he mean “too many nut huggers in the comments section of [insert fan blog here] that i wish was writing about me instead” overrated?
He can’t possibly mean “4.5 mics in the most popular rap magazine on the planet” overrated, can he?
Wooooo! Wooooooooooooo!
(Continue reading "XXLMag.com | Benzino and The Great Spear")
(Return to Ron Mexico City)
"Kim Oh-Sorry-Ho is gonna be a broken record in my brain like “Slutmonkey” was a few years ago. I actually say that shit around the house from time to time."
^
Damn thats wrong Ron you shouldnt be calling your maid a slutmonkey like that. She is scrubbing as fast as she can.
"Make the bathtub and the toilet say AYE!!!"
Posted by: geico lizard | Friday, September 04, 2009 at 12:40 PM