In case you couldn’t tell from the scheduled MMA debacle, we’re onto a whole new season of Crack Attack Jack on BBC America in conjunction with The Ghetto’s Finest News Source. This week we get our hero, DMX, reacting to security putting the kabash on a performance at the Colorado community center featured on South Park.
You know, Season 7, Episode 2—the one where the crips and bloods have a sleepover.
[Blogger’s Note: No, not that BBC. Brothers Burnin’ Crills.]
As if watching DMX’s entourage and community center security fight over his hollow shell weren’t enough, as that was a show unto itself, the Dark Man has a fan-ready response to the melee-slash-debacle.
“F*CK THEM SHAKY F*GGOT ASS PROMOTERS!!! SORRY MY FANS IN COLORADO!! I TRIED MY BEST, BUT THIS INDUSTRY IS FULL OF BULLSH*T….PS - F*CK A F*GGOT A** PUNK POLICE PIG…I AM THE LAW”
–DMX, Twitter.com, via SOHH.com (hence the censorship)
Who the fuck is DMX’s manager and why is he allowed to have a Twitter account? You know damn well that nigga is gonna confess to a murder on the shit one day.
“FUCK!!! DOG!!! I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED BUT THIS STRIPPER LOOK DEAD!!! SHORTY WAS LOOKIN RIGHT A MINUTE AGO!!!”
–DMX via Twitter, sometime in the future
Here’s the real question. Why am I not following DMX? Hmmm… Be right back. *runs to follow DMX*
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Damn Ron you went in. DMX makes it too easy for you.
Posted by: geico lizard | Wednesday, October 21, 2009 at 05:01 PM