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XXLMag.com | Bone and the Eazy-E Conspiracy

Those of you who have been reading for a while are aware that Bone Thugs-N-Harmony was my favorite rap group in high school. Despite my Thug Devotion, I never felt pressured to smoke [entirely too much] weed, break a loved one out of prison, sell a dummy rock or do any of the other incredibly thuggish ruggish shit the band rapped and harmonized about. I just loved the music. I guess I’m one of the lucky ones who have always been able to stay grounded in reality despite the influences of my surroundings. I’m not saying this shit for a pat on the back or a stroke of the balls. But, I think saying as much is an important precursor to my thoughts on this Bone Thugs-N-Harmony interview on Angela Yee’s program I stumbled upon last week. I fear for the health of any remaining Bone heads who still hang onto their every word.

XXLMag.com | The Ron Artest Show

This may be Captain Obvious moment of the year, but that aspiring rapster Ron Artest is an enigma to me. He consistently exhibits the behavior of a nigga who fucks with the Leon Isaac Kennedy; that Sherman Hemsley; The Love Boat; Cagney & Lacey; Silver Spoons; Alfonso Ribiero; The Fresh Prince. You get the idea. [Blogger’s Note: OK! Well, damn! You can make any old television show sound like a hallucinogen, can’t you?] One would think Artest is tweakin hard off that gutter butter—except, he’s not all sweaty and shit. This is a total Father Dowling Mystery to me. After my years in the projects becoming a fiendologist, I thought I had identifying niggas who liked to get wet down to a science. I mean, what other kind of nigga walks out onto the set of a nationally televised talk show wearing only underwear and acts like nothing's out of order?

XXLMag.com | Before My Condom Self-Destructs

[Blogger's Note: Oh, shit! We's back! I appreciate your patience and continued support of the hate!]

I’m sorry. I’ve got to give it to Big Green on this title. “50 Cent’s Condom Campaign Bursts”? Wowsers. That is SOHH fuckin funny! Even funnier is how they describe the campaign as “long-awaited”. Word? Is that what happened with Before I Self Destruct? I see. Niggas were really waiting for the safe sex campaign he put so much effort into and things got confusing last Tuesday. Word. I bet the line at Walgreens was gonna be off the fuckin hook.

A Memo to All RMC Citizens

I know it's been a little slow here on the main site this past while. The Negro Pleasings have been coming on XXL, but I've been having a little tech trouble on the homefront that has inhibited my ability to create those signature custom images. I'm gonna set aside some time to work on it next week, so we should be back to full strength then.

I don't want you all to think I've given up or abandoned you. The hate still lives. For the next week or so, please follow my Twitter stream to stay up on the hate.

There's a new RMC video coming soon too. It only exists in the back of my brain as of today, but I think it's gonna be pretty fuckin fawny.

Will holla! Thanks for your continued patience and support.

Yo' nagger,

RM