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I’m sorry. I’ve got to give it to Big Green on this title. “50 Cent’s Condom Campaign Bursts”? Wowsers. That is SOHH fuckin funny! Even funnier is how they describe the campaign as “long-awaited”. Word? Is that what happened with Before I Self Destruct? I see. Niggas were really waiting for the safe sex campaign he put so much effort into and things got confusing last Tuesday. Word. I bet the line at Walgreens was gonna be off the fuckin hook.
“I was looking for the opportunity to create a new safe sex campaign. The Wrap It Up campaign is something that is used so often, it wasn’t effective anymore. So I thought this is a great opportunity for me to get involved. But it just didn’t work out because I wanted things in it that wouldn’t work.”
-50 Cent, San Francisco Gate (via SOHH)
He wanted things in it that wouldn’t work? What the fuck could this man possibly be talking about? I bet he was trying to stuff copies of Before I Self Destruct inside them condoms.
Don’t worry. I saw your comment before you typed it:
“Ron Mexico you a hatten ass fuck nigga. 50 gettin money and you broke bloger. You be hatten on 50 more then any other raper!!! I luagh @ all you 50 hatter’s. He ain’t even say why he pulled out no hommo I mean stopped da safe sex shit. It might of been them hatten ass cracker’s like you aint wanna help him help us wit da comdom’s. GO COP DAT BLOOD MONEY!!!”
-50 Stan in Comments section
Riiiiight. In all seriousness, I gave 50 the benefit of doubt myself, until:
“I wanted things that would prolong sexual performance. You could just put it on and just go.”
-50 Cent, San Francisco Gate (via SOHH)
Album insertion or not, 50 clearly wants the condoms to self-destruct with his ole non-FDA-approved G-Unit Dick Desensitizer-peddlin’ ass.
So, let me get this right. The partner company doesn’t let 50 Cent put desensitizer or whatever in the condoms… and he abandons the campaign? If that ain’t ‘bout some reptilian shit… Sigh. This is 50, I guess. I would have thought the endeavor to be about looking out for the community. Didn’t 50 want to do something about the AIDS and Maury show contestant pandemics? The peoples could definitely stand to benefit from a nigga promoting safe sex and responsibility instead of ridiculous messages like “Have a baby by me, baby! Be a millionaire.”
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