Don’t give me a hard time about the title. It was either that or “Purple (in the Front Seat)”. Though, by the looks of the leaked dashcam footage, we have a “Black Zombie” on our hands. Homie was definitely having trouble keeping balance on one foot. Still, I expect him to walk a straight line blindfolded. I guess that’s because my mind’s been molded. I’ve been taught to love yours and hate mine.
Seriously, though. Look at TMZ. They’re always trying to bring down our black leaders. For anyone who’s lost like the tapes, the TMZ footage is connected to Nas’ DUI from earlier this year that he’s since been cleared of. That’s right. He’s been cleared. As you can see, the nigga is zooted to all fuck, admittedly so. Yet there are no penalties, fines, probation, suspended license, mandatory courses—nothing.
Maybe they felt bad about that child support levy he’s fighting. Fuck, I understand why a nigga like Nas would wanna get high now. He just shouldn’t be driving fucked up. Nor should any of you, children. Stop listening to all them rapsters talking about how fun it is. Listen to Ras Kass if anything. Beecher consequences aside, inmate Austin paints a pretty awful picture of what life could become on “The Evil That Men Do”. Disregard Austin’s actual path, though. The nigga catches DUI charges like he didn’t kill somebody back in the day.
[Blogger’s Note: I avoid one-time. Got Lela Rochon calling my genitals "Sunshine".]
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