Sure, he’s barely a rapper, but the homie Taurik put me on to Ron Artest’s blog at RonArtest.com. I can’t stand the Ron on Ron violence, but the shit needs to happen. Yesterday’s entry “My Letter to Tiger” is every bit as terrible and sadly entertaining as his musical letter to Michael, Michael, Michael, our nigga. Thus, as requested, I had to share my thoughts on the document.
Artest immediately attacks “sportscasters and journalists” who obviously want to see Tiger Woods fail. I’m not going to dispute the notion that Woods may have enemies, or that there is racism in the world. Both may very well be at play. But, fuck if I’m going to sit here and listen to this moron talk like Tiger is being crucified for some shit that isn’t his own doing. Why is he asking reporters to look inside themselves because they are discussing breaking news about a [self-hating] nigga who did some dirt? I could sit around here and talk about my personal shortcomings, which I do from time to time on my podcast. But, then I wouldn’t be writing about the news, would I? Stop the bullshit, Ron. Some of those writers are horrible people who have their dogs shit on neighbors’ lawns and don’t clean it up. That’s completely irrelevant to the job that need be done. They have to cover the stupid shit niggas like you and Tiger do. Look at that. I’ve put Ron Artest and Tiger Woods in the same sentence. I bet that’s all this nigga’s ever wanted.
If anyone need be on trial here, it’s the society that values up-to-the-second information about celebrities. While Woods’ “serious car accident” would always have be news, his personal life need not be. However, Artest condemns this public school of thought with one hand and incessantly tweets niggorance with the other. He doesn’t see the role he plays in… Aw, fuck it. Why the fuck am I writing all this heady shit like Artest would understand if he ever came across this? The nigga would stare at me with his head cocked sideways like a fucking poodle if this were a face-to-face conversation.
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Why is he asking reporters to look inside themselves because they are discussing breaking news about a [self-hating] nigga who did some dirt? I could sit around here and talk about my personal shortcomings, which I do from time to time on my podcast. But, then I wouldn’t be writing about the news, would I? Stop the bullshit, Ron. Some of those writers are horrible people who have their dogs shit on neighbors’ lawns and don’t clean it up. That’s completely irrelevant to the job that need be done. They have to cover the stupid shit niggas like you and Tiger do. Look at that. I’ve put Ron Artest and Tiger Woods in the same sentence. I bet that’s all this nigga’s ever wanted.
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