We have a winner!
You've done it, haters. You've pushed I eat da, I eat da, I eat da pussy to a commanding victory over Plaxico Burress. IEDPB cruised through the entire tournament. Their 63.1%-36.9% victory over the man who toppled Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Gucci Mane, top-seeded Tiger Woods and The Negro Channel speaks volumes regarding your distaste.
In honor of this monumental victory, I have spend 2/13's period of Blent reflection on Harriet Tubman. It was her elementary school . I think we can safely say Sister Moses didn't lead slaves to northern freedom so that they could sing "I Eat Da Pussy" in front of a dancing, cooch finger-licking toddler.
I still haven't had a drop of "the white man's poison" either.
I was singing this last night for Valentine's Day. It didn't get the response I had hoped for.
Anyway, saying that going from Harriet Tubman to these "Boys" is disappointing and a decline in culture would be a vast understatement.
More than anything, I never understood why you would do it in the first place. Then again, I guess that's why they are the champs.
Congrats? Maybe not.
Posted by: Pierzy | Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 10:34 AM
GILBERT IS STILL THE CHAMP
Posted by: BIGNAT | Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 11:43 AM
It is mathematically impossible to top "I Eat Da Pussy Boyz live at Harriet Tubman's Elementary School".
I'll be damned if that shit doesn't sound like the most bafflingly awful plot in the worst coming of age teen blaxploitation flick in the story of ever !
Now, dare I say I'm happy they won ?
Posted by: Chilly Willy | Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 03:14 PM
It's like this, I'm a fan of vulgar humor live the next man; i.e Dave Chappelle's "Piss on You", Eddie Murphy Raw, Martin Lawrence, but there are lines damn it, albeit invisible ones, but "I Eat Da Pussy Boyz live at Harriet Tubman's Elementary School" is way over that shit.
Every time I voted I just went back to the general shock and disdain I felt when I first saw the clip(and I only saw it once) and the vote was a no brainer, no matter who the comp was, except for maybe The Negro Channel. I hope karma catches they ass and at some point every last one of them becomes The Health Inspector's personal "I toss the salad" boys.
Posted by: Lowedwn | Sunday, February 14, 2010 at 11:25 PM
sorry, bignat. tiger went down pretty damn early for a #1. i was surprised myself.
as for IEDPB, i think they've heard your cries and made an acceptance video. i just saw it on rerrlstar.
Posted by: ron mexico | Monday, February 15, 2010 at 03:28 AM
"I Eat Da Pussy Boyz live at Harriet Tubman's Elementary School"
^ There's a lot of history at that school. The prize should be a universal beatdown of epic proportions for them dudes.
Posted by: The $ykotic Don Mac | Monday, February 15, 2010 at 03:56 PM
Mr. Mexx
Can I have a sash that says "DN spotter" for suggesting the winner? LOL
Posted by: Sarah George | Tuesday, February 16, 2010 at 10:05 PM