2010 DN Tournament - The Final Four

The Road to Ron Mexico City has finally come to an end. Four DNs emerge with the 2010 championship in plain sight.

 

As noted on Twitter earlier, only one #1 seed remains! The people have spoken! Your regional championships have been crowned!

Elite H8 Results:

East:
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.1%) def. #1 Lil' Boosie (29.9%)

South:
#1 Gilbert Arenas (65.9%) def. #3 Max B (34.1%)

Midwest:
#2 Plaxico Burress (51.8%) def. #1 Tiger Woods (48.2%)

West:
#3 BET Programming (53.9%) def. #1 Lil' Wayne (46.1%)

The Final Four:

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#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

Darlings of the DN Tournament, I Eat Da Pussy collective has taken inappropriate fuckery ten steps beyond "pants on the ground." Anyone who is tired of General Larry Platt need only show him that fateful clip of IEDPB (our IUPUI, no George Hill) desecrating the Harriet Tubman Learning Center (a grade school) in Harlem. He'll finally have that heart attack and find his way home to Elizabeth. IEDPB obliterated Lil' Boosie in the Elite H8. I've believed in these guys as more than a Cinderella story, but damn. Arenas broke the fake platinum surfboard over Max B's braids, but I think Agent Zero is finally headed for his first real challenge.

He hasn't been tested yet! Well... neither has IEDPB. Something's gotta give!

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#2 Plaxico Burress vs. #3 BET Programming

I'm convinced that Frankie & Neffe shot is keeping The Negro Channel's niggorance in the forefront. Julie the Intern asked me if I thought Tiny & Toya helped TNC's outlook any. Whatever ground they may have gained with Tip Gon' Marry Me Someday, Maybe & I Still Love Wayne, Miss Leady was negated by the finale's end where they put on the most niggerish community center production ever. Besides, they immediately followed up Tiny & Toya with another pair of black womens, the infamous Frankie & Neffe. Clearly you know why this show is the damn devil, otherwise, BET Programming wouldn't have made it this far.

Vote carefully! May the best DN win! Voting ends 3:00AM PST Monday, February 8, 2010!

Check out RMC Radio 2PM EST today if you haven't. It'll be live on the blue player in the right column as well.

Comments

[scoobysnax]

I gotta go with Gilbert on this one. Because IEDPB would only MAYBE have stunted some children emotionally. But Gil could have killed someone had he slipped up.

And come one! Plaxico Burress ended his career, and sent himself to jail by SHOOTING HIS OWN DAMN SELF! I don't even know why there has to be a run off! This is a DN to the core!

[ron mexico]

i'm surprised plaxico took tiger off. maybe the sensation of tiger's transgression has worn off for people. but plaxico deserves to be in the championship matchup, no doubt.

everyone is deserving at this point and it's a brain teaser trying to determine who deserves to advance most. i love it!

[Lowedwn]

I think there's a general feeling of, yes Tiger fucked up, yes he cheated, yes he left the dumbest creeping vmail of all time...OF ALL TIME, but, there's a very good chance he'll bounce back. Plaxico on the other hand... He shot himself in the leg, effectively crippling his football career in 2 ways and then he sent himself up the river...there's no redemption song for Plaxico at least not in the next 3 to 4 years of this decade anyway. While Tiger could be that Nagger again by Labor Day.

[*FUTURE*]

IEDPB For the Win I called it in the beginning

[ron mexico]

lowe,

plax fucked up big. i agree that the severity of his fuck-up is greater in the context of his own life. definitey one way to look at it.

FUTURE?

as in... FUTURE, future? hater-nation/sohh.com comments back when that didn't have connotation, future?

[BIGNAT]

how the fuck gilbert not winning what kind of bullshit is this.

[ron mexico]

it's early, bignat. this shit is going through we weekend, so we'll have to see.

too early to tell if those figures mean anything.

IEDPB was pretty epic. legitimate contender for nigga fail of the year.

[DV8]

I told you IETPB are beast. They are that small school that totally fucks up your brackets in the tourney except that they might just win the whole thing instead of getting booted in the Elite 8

[Mtk]

IEDPB all the way

"I eat da pussy" t-shirts for everyone!

[HowToMakeIt]

This shit is over. Its Plax all the way. It shouldnt have been that much of a surprise that he knocked off Tiger. Tiger, as it turns out, is cooler than i thought, and was turning out white bitches left and right and still has a bill(ion) in the bank. Tiger is a fucking genius.

The only thing that can top shooting yourself in the dick, is getting thrown in jail for it.

[mikel]

everyone left really does exemplify the term "DN", but IEDPB just take it to that next level...sure gilbert pulled out guns in the locker room, but he didnt have a bunch of kids do a mock shootout at an elementary school, with all his DN cohorts there watching

[SOUTHSIDE A-TOWN]

IMO, no one stands a chance against Gilbert. (*looks to the right & sees Jemele Hill has a website, WTF? where's that bitch been @*) anyway, Gil is just BEYOND a DN, to me. the shit he did is a backhand slap across the face to every hard working American in this country.

sweatpants on the ground, though... *DEAD*

[BIGNAT]

@mikel then he joked about it in the media like shit is sweet. he fucked up the n.b.a. money and his ass might go to jail. like i said before gilbert knows better. i see having weapons in my locker as a funny thing dumb ass. they didn't totally fire him what he getting a 50 game vacation or something like that. his ass should work on his jump shots in the time off.

[The $ykotic Don Mac]

Gilbert is still losing!

IEDPB is epic failure though...

[Jamal7Mile]

I'm surprised that IEDPB are ahead of Arenas at this time-stamp. If they make it to the Finals, they'll get swatted Fab-5-Freshman style by Plaxico "Duke '92" Burress.

GuaranSheeeeeed!!!