Why you would want to watch three Chopper videos is beyond me. I already told you all I don't want to hear another Chopper song until the suit gets a verse. Yes, I still read those WSHH comments.
Ole Shawn Bradley draft day suit wearin' ass nigga.
Bring it Back
M.O.E. is My Life
Chopper can't decide whether or not he loves or hates Cash Money. Ironically enough, he is slowly becoming Wayne. We've noticed the trend around the time of his sold-out Applebee's performance in 2009. Since Appetizer Jam, Chopper has gone far enough to even sport the Boy George hat and bleach the tips of his filthy, blunt and ass-scented dreadlocks.
The fucked up part is, Chopper's attempts to mirror Lil' Wayne only make him look like Lil' Chuckee.
Don't think niggas didn't notice that these little bullshit-ass videos coincide with Lil' Wayne's original sentencing date. Somewhere in that "daggery"-filled brain of his Chopper thought he could pick up where Lil' Wayne left off and that no one would notice. Can't you picture him showing up at one of Lil' Wayne's unexpectedly pregnant jumpoffs' homes dressed in the Hot Topic version of the Lollipop video wardrobe?
Isn't Bring it Back a Wayne song? Medellin, Colombia my ass, nigga. They'd dangle his ass from the plane like fuckin F. Murray Abraham in Scarface. It would have nothing to do with coke. Actually. Scratch that. Gangsters would have no reason to kill this crumb-ass nigga. It'd probably be more like:
Sosa: Digame, cabron... Areng ju the Chopper Suit mang?
Chopper: Yeah. Dass me, li' daddy. What it is?
Sosa: Ah, jes. Chopper Suit! Chopper Suit! Manolo, traega la camera pa'un foto!
Chopper: Oh, you wown take a picture? You already know what it is! M.O.E.! Money Over Everythang. I doin' thangs like a BAWSE! Ness don't get no p--
Sosa: *looking at Chopper* Ju Christopher Williangs "I'ng Dreaming" suit wearing-ass nigga!
Manolo: *violent laughter* Oh, Cheet! Que tipo de Don Francisco "Sabado Gigante" suit wearing-ass nigga!
Sosa: *more violent laughter* Mira, loco! Ol' Heavy D "Now That We Fing Love" suit wearing-ass nigga!
Manolo: *choking* Oh, Cheet! I cang breathe, boss.
Chopper: *frowning* So... Y'all wanna sell me the coke or no?
*Sosa and Manolo erupt into laughter*
If you couldn't take this nigga seriously before...
"I bet gettin' FEMA check/Katrina boosted up my stock."
What a fucking porch monkey. Where the fuck they do that at? Of all the ignorant shit Chopper has done... There are no words. Not that any one nigga who picks up a microphone or poses before a camera phone should ever be a region's representation, but damn. This Chopper nigga really is the shame of New Orleans. I've been there. It's a proud place, particularly in the face of certain atmospheric adversities I needn't remind you of. To think that Chopper or even Lil' Wayne summarizes the place would be great foolery.
As David Mongan pointed out on Twitter, how many cars can a Chopper rent in one week? Wouldn't it be more cost-efficient to hit Hertz up for one Mustang for 7 days than to have three separate incidents with their own sets of taxes and fees?
I don't care how many TGI Friday's audiences this nigga can play to. There is no way he can afford all of this $30 Moet. I refuse to believe it. He's probably still paying for the costume jewelry. It'll be repossessed any day now.
You know what? I've denounced this behavior on many an occasion. I don't normally do shit like this, but I'm gonna say it. Fuck it. That's my nigga. We went to the same Easter service in 1988.
FREE CHOPPER SUIT!
For real, though. That suit look like the sail on a Somali pirate ship.
Due up: a true scourge of the Negro community and Blent video talking Special Report. I'll give you a hit. It involves the second oldest profession in Florida.
[Blogger's Note: You've waited an entire week for this. It's your time, haters. Please finish tearing this nigga apart. Though, what can we really say about Chopper that hasn't been said in the original Chopper Suit thread?]