(Click the foolhardy image to enlarge/know what I'm talking about)
No, nigga. You don't retweet people suggesting that you should be forgiven. That shit can't come from you. One must let that kind of thing rock. How you just gonna beat a nigga over the head with that?
Hiyooo.
Secondly, an endorsement from Blood Diamond/negro finance vulture Ruthell is worth the toilet paper atop a bowl full of bloody stool. Last time a nigga listened to Ruthell Thimmonth he got a Ruthh Card that cost him all the money he put on the motherfucker. Ruthh wouldn't know personal growth if it ran off with half the empire into the arms of a svelte African.
[Blogger's Note: Run, Diggy! Run!]
Of course, I say this in the event that Brown didn't #tourecousin Ruthell'th whole shit.
Listen to me, Chris. I've been calling you half-a-tardo for over 5 years now. Apparently I was right all along, kinda like Skip Bayless on LeBron James. You can't toot your own horn like this. It is classless as fuck. "See! People think I'm nice!" Fuck outta here. You need time to let your life speak. If you tear off on some ass the way Brown did, it'll be a while before you get your self-BJ license back.
Aspiring entertainers, take note. Character assessment is kind of like credit that way. Consider yourself bankrupt when you Chris Brown your girlfriend. And, don't fucking retweet character endorsements--especially ones from niggas of questionable character. Save that for your music and shit.
Dude's the worst...plain & simple. Next time fucks up, I'm gonna tweet that he shouldn't be forgiven and see if he re-tweets that. What a herb.
Posted by: Pierzy | Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 05:43 PM
dude was dumb
dude is dumb
Posted by: sankofa | Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 06:11 PM
Probably can't get no ass. He needs a co-sign to recruit some new trim...
Posted by: $yk! | Sunday, March 14, 2010 at 08:54 PM
Is Russell Simmons office the hip hop vatican? Is that where cats need to go to start again? Do they go there to Downward Spiral Dog at the altar of Rush cards, Tofu, Phat Farm, and white women? I think it's time for Breezy to ask Trey Songz if he needs a weed carrier.
Posted by: c b w | Monday, March 15, 2010 at 09:04 AM
mwhahahahahaha trey songz weed carrier
Posted by: BIGNAT | Monday, March 15, 2010 at 09:10 PM
*dead* @ ask trey songz if he needs a weed carrier.
Posted by: ron mexico | Tuesday, March 16, 2010 at 01:02 AM
That is just L-A-M-E!
Yo Ron I bookmarked your site, I was reading your niggro please column on xxl, but never leaved a comment (didn't dive a fuck about leaving one), but I just want you to know that I agreed on most of the thing you wrote about! But I see you keep-z it rocking overe here fam, so if Im not late for the partey I'll have a cold one! Cheers from Serbia.
Posted by: Nenad | Wednesday, March 24, 2010 at 03:58 AM
where you been at ron i keep checking back and you have no new shit up. you on vacation or something? let julie run the site while you away ron ron.
Posted by: BIGNAT | Friday, April 02, 2010 at 09:08 PM
ditto on bignat, i miss your almost daily updates a la the xxl days...keep bringing the realness
Posted by: mikel | Tuesday, April 06, 2010 at 02:42 AM