Young Cash feat. T-Pain - "I Support Single Mothers" video

I heard about this here fuckery around New Year's time and wanted to let the shit marinate. I was curious to see if I'd be the only person offended by it. That happens from time to time.

Young Cash ft. T-Pain "I Support Single Mothers"

YOUNG CA$H (NAPPY BOOOY!!) | MySpace Music Videos

Sadly enough, I didn't hold out any hope for a pleasant surprise. After seeing the video for a song called "I Support Single Mothers" starring T-Pain and some scrub-ass nigga named Young Cash, I immediately assumed the worst.

Long story short, they should have never gave these niggas [fake] money!

Speaking of Young Cash, hopefully for the last time ever, I've been waiting for this rap name. We had been headed in the direction of "Young Cash" for many years now. I'm kind of surprised it has taken this long for such a rapster to surface. Not only is Young Cash a suspected touchdown, he reminds me of a retired boxer or some shit. Nigga look like Leon Spinks with dreadlocks. He also looks and sounds like human MySpace spam. Hence, it makes all the sense in the world that the dregs of online social networking would be the cornerstone of his digital marketing campaign.

I love how PR reps, managers and publicists flood my inbox with their artists' shameful shit. I normally don't even open them, but how can you avoid "I Support Single Mothers?" Here's some more love for that Google Alert of yours, T-Pain.

Midget Mac, who has a few niglets of his own, should have more insight than to participate in some niggardry like this. Obviously he wants to get money by being made a spectacle of. I guess we haven't lowered the bar enough whereas he can see over it to gauge what the fuck he should be doing with himself. He and the Plies "Dwipper" should get together and run the moonery game.

That's right. I sad moonery. Though, she's a dwarf. That would be dwoonery, I guess.

I digress. As for the video at hand, you may have held out hope for something that wasn't completely ass-ignorant when you saw the naggers handing out envelopes of adolescent currency to female passers-by who must be single mothers. I mean, they're women of color, right? They must be. Instead, the video goes right to the skrippin' club with pretty much zero warning.

You know. That's where the single mothers be.

Whose idea was it to spin a song clearly about making it rain on strippers into a play on helping women take care of their kids any damn way? I guess said single mom strippers giving "stupid head" is just a display of appreciation for the generosity.

"Just call T-Pain your unofficial baby daddy./ And every week I come and throw some child support on you."

This shit is neither cute nor clever. Every time I want to leave T-Pain alone forever, he resurfaces with the kind of shit that makes you want to set his monkey ass adrift. We dug into him pretty good on the RMC podcast after he flipped that golf cart acting an ass. He really should be the ringmaster at the UniverSoul Circus, which I am convinced is a white supremacist initiative.

Ironically, I bet half the niggas in this video are raised by single mothers. As a child of the single-parent generation, I'm personally offended. I have to make sure Mama Mexico never sees this shit. She would find these naggers. She pistol-whipped one of her own children with the Duck Hunt zapper. What the fuck do you think she'll do to a bleach-tipped human shit stain like T-Pain?

Check the MySpace comments on this video. The saddest thing about all of this are the single mothers--sorry, "singel mothers"--who find this shit uplifting. "We need this T-Pain! Thank you!" Sheeeeit. That lack of dignity is why some of these triflin' hoes are home alone with fitty-leven kids right now. I guess these are the kind of chicks catfish-ass, bottom feeding motherfuckers like Young Cash, T-Pain and the rest of the Nappy Headed Ho collective have to target if they don't want to be completely lonely.

Ferrarayyyy!!!

Comments

[Shawty J]

Damn, that song is dripping with ignorance.

[$yk!]

YO Mexx! May I have permission to branch off from you and start the "Weed Carrier Of The Month" awards?

And WTF is a young cash? Ain't that poverty?

Auto-Pain need to stay off the alcohol. There's a job waiting for him @ Williams St if he wants to get his 'Boondocks' on.

[njrn5]

this damn song has been stuck in my head all day. God forbid i start to enjoy this shit.

[BIGNAT]

ron ron your boy wanye wants to be in general population. if you thought he wasn't gay before he gonna be dropping the soap in the yard. mwhahahahahahahahaha

[geico lizard]

"I was curious to see if I'd be the only person offended by it. That happens from time to time."

^
Dont worry its not just you. T pain does anything for money and he goes right out to spend it on junk.