Ron Mexico City

IEDPB DN Acceptance Speech

IEDPB has a very special message for the 2010 DN Tournament voters.

Thanks for making this possible, guys. I am convinced this video is an act of defiance.

2010 DN Tournament Final

We have a winner!

You've done it, haters. You've pushed I eat da, I eat da, I eat da pussy to a commanding victory over Plaxico Burress. IEDPB cruised through the entire tournament. Their 63.1%-36.9% victory over the man who toppled Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Gucci Mane, top-seeded Tiger Woods and The Negro Channel speaks volumes regarding your distaste.

In honor of this monumental victory, I have spend 2/13's period of Blent reflection on Harriet Tubman. It was her elementary school . I think we can safely say Sister Moses didn't lead slaves to northern freedom so that they could sing "I Eat Da Pussy" in front of a dancing, cooch finger-licking toddler.

I still haven't had a drop of "the white man's poison" either.

RMC Radio 2/10/10 - Snow Day

For those who may have missed yesterday's show, please forgive the sound of my phone. I had a bad connection and can never tell when that happens until the shit is over and I listen back like, "Damn. I sounded like stir-fried shit." So, I already know.

We discuss Lil' Wayne's timely dentistry, Yo Gotti's border clash, Sean Price's baby shower, The New Orleans Saints and much more, as always.

Do your chain hang low?

2010 DN Tournament Championship Match

Here is your 2010 DN Tournament final match.

Final Four Results:

#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (55.9%) def. #1 Gilbert Arenas (44.1%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 BET Programming (46.2%)

It is now time to crown a champion, haters!

RMC Radio 2/3/10 - Into the Abyss

Moreffa da Albino Pimp returned for our first 1-hour live broadcast to guide an RMC safari into that underworld I spoke of last week.

Feel free to have at it if you dare come face-to-face with such niggerdom. It's at the end of the podcast.

We also discussed the DN Tournament Final Four, Kesan's (From Gs to Gents) music video/public appeal and "We Are the World 2010," among countless other shit.

2010 DN Tournament - The Final Four

The Road to Ron Mexico City has finally come to an end. Four DNs emerge with the 2010 championship in plain sight.

 

As noted on Twitter earlier, only one #1 seed remains! The people have spoken! Your regional championships have been crowned!

Elite H8 Results:

East:
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.1%) def. #1 Lil' Boosie (29.9%)

South:
#1 Gilbert Arenas (65.9%) def. #3 Max B (34.1%)

Midwest:
#2 Plaxico Burress (51.8%) def. #1 Tiger Woods (48.2%)

West:
#3 BET Programming (53.9%) def. #1 Lil' Wayne (46.1%)

The Final Four:

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#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

2010 DN Tournament - The Elite H8

Welcome to the Elite H8! Here's your updated 2010 DN Tournament bracket.

 

As Mama Mexico would say, it's gettin'... It's gettin'... It's gettin kinda hectic.

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Here are your Sweet 17 results. Thank de lawd there were no more ties.

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (69.2%) def. #12 OJ Da Juiceman (30.8%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy (63.2%) def. #6 WSHH Content (36.8%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (72.5%) def. #4 Gerald M. Saluti (27.5%)
#3 Max B (37.6%) def. #2 Katt Williams (32.5%) & #7 Rod Blagojevich (29.9%)

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (60.5%) def. #12 Sexy Spec (39.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 Gucci Mane (46.2%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (69.5%) def. #4 DMX (30.5%)
#3 BET Programming (67.8%) def. #2 Buju Banton (32.2%)

All the #1s are still alive, but Plaxico is the last deuce muffin standing. Hmmm...

East Regional Championship:

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Shit Like This Keeps WSHH Content Alive in the DN Tourney

You see this fuck-ass shit?

They've already changed the title, but I preserved it for you to hate on accordingly. Niggas need to stop listening to all that coke gun swagg music and pick up a fucking book every now and then.

RMC Radio 1/27/10 - The Rise of Moreffa da Albino Pimp

For those of you who may have missed last Wednesday's outrageous episode of our podcast that's got RMC in a tizzy--here it is.

Moreffa da Albino Pimp stepped away from his own upstart BTR show to grace ours with his musings. Click his name at your own risk. He's tuned his program into the ghetto chatlines of New York and... wow. Let's just say, he's onto something when he speaks of the chatlines as being World Star in real life.

2010 DN Tournament - The Sweet 16

Are you fucking kidding me?! Another tie?! What the fuck is going on, haters?!

As per the precedent set by Rick Ross and Buju Banton's tie, Katt Williams and Rod Blagojevich will advance to a three-way dance with Max B! Owwwwww!

Here's your updated bracketology:

As for the complete Round 2 results, dere dey go:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (79.6%) def. #8 R. Kelly (20.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (70.6%) def. #13 Ron Artest (29.4%)
#6 WSHH Content (56.9%) def. #3 Delonte West
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.6%) def. #2 Chris Brown (29.4%)
 
South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (85.0%) def. #8 Marshawn Lynch (15.0%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (61.1%) def. #5 Charles Hamilton (38.9%)
#3 Max B (57.1) def. #6 Bow Wow (42.9%)
#2 Katt Williams tied. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (74.6) def. #9 Barbara Norton (25.4%)
#12 Sexy Spec (64.7) def. #13 Michael Steele (35.3%)
#3 Gucci Mane (68.4%) def. #6 Frankie Lons (31.6%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (62.6%) def. #7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (37.4%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (58.8%) def. #9 Chopper (41.2%)
#4 DMX (50.9%) def. #12 Joe Jackson (49.1%)
#3 BET Programming (56.8%) def. #6 Stephon Marbury (43.2%)
#2 Buju Banton (42.0%) def. #10 Kanye West (36.0%) and #15 Rick Ross (22.0%)

Round 3... FIGHT!

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East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, Midwest + West Regions

We have our first tie in DNCAA history. I've enclose photo evidence just to show you I ain't bullshittin'. I know how some of you feel about polls on XXL.

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We've set a new DN Tournament precedent by allowing both participants in question to advance. Officer Ricky, Buju Banton and Kanye West will three-way dance to advance!

The complete Round 2 bracket is as follows:

Midwest Results:

#1 Tiger Woods (87.8%) def. #16 SOHH Headlines (12.2%)
#9 Barbara Norton (60.5%) def. #8 Hurricane Chris (39.5%)
#13 Michael Steele (69.3%) def. #4 Charlie Sheen (30.7%)
#12 Sexy Spec (63.6%) def. #5 Joe Budden (36.4%)
#3 Gucci Mane (71.1%) def. #14 Tila Tequila (28.9%)
#6 Frankie Lons  (52.0%) def. #11 Lamar Odom (48.0%)
#7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (53.2) def. #10 Sammy Sosa (46.8%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (92.0%) def. #15 Beanie Sigel (8.0%)

West Results:

#1 Lil' Wayne (75.2%) def. #16 Diddy (24.8%)
#9 Chopper (66.1%) def. #8 Waka Flocka Flame (33.9%)
#4 DMX (73.6%) def. #13 Kid Cudi (26.4%)
#12 Joe Jackson (53.5%) def. #5 VH1 Programming
#3 BET Programming (77.7%) def. #14 Nas (22.3%)
#6 Stephon Marbury (68.8%) def #11 Alfamega (31.3%)
#10 Kanye West (53.5%) def. #7 MTV Programming
#2 Buju Banton tied #15 Rick Ross

Midwest Voting:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, East + South Regions

All hate aside, thanks for participating in the 2010 DN Tournament! It's been a great success so far. It's nothing without you. This is a pivotal time for RMC and your support is greatly appreciated.

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But, fuck all that mushy shit. Here are your East & South region Round 1 results:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (87.4%) def. #16 50 Cent (12.6%)
#8. R. Kelly (73.6%) def. #9 Bossip (26.4%)
#13 Ron Artest (56.6%) def. #4 Mark Sanford (43.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (58.4%) def. #5 WSHH Comments (41.6%)
#3 Delonte West (78.2%) def. #14 Rhymefest (21.8%)
#6 WSHH Content (67.4%) def. #11 Annie the Chicken Queen (32.6%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (92.1%) def. #10 Lil' Jon (7.9%)
#2 Chris Brown (70.8%) def. #15 Tyler Perry (29.2%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (77.4%) def. #16 Lil' Mama (22.6%)
#8 Marshawn Lynch (62.9%) def. #9 Bone Thugs -N- Harmony (37.1%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (83.2%) def. #13 Method Man (16.8%)
#5 Charles Hamilton (62.7%) def. #12 SOHH Comments (37.3%)
#3 Max B (73.9%) def. #14 Shaquille O'Neal (26.1)
#6 Bow Wow (73.7%) def. #11 Shakur (26.3%)
#7 Rod Blagojevich (53.2%) def. #10 Jayson Williams (46.8%)
#2 Katt Williams (86.2%) def. #15 Teddy Riley (13.8%)

Now, let's get to the Round 2 voting.

East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, West Region

Okay. It's Young Wayne on these hoes...

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, Midwest Region

Sweet sassy mollassy! It's Tiger time!

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Welcome to the Midwest regional. You know how this works. Hate or die!

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, South & East Regions

It's time for the opening tip! I don't have to tell you fine haters what to do. You already know what it is. It's your boy, Ron Mexico City. We up in this motherfucker gettin' money and shit. Fuck niggas stay on ya job! I'm bout mines! [Insert silly slogan here] Gnome sane?!

I'm sorry. Forgive me. My webcam just went off and something came over me. Here are your 16 of your 32 first round matchups.

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South Region:

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