Ron Mexico City

2010 DN Tournament - The Final Four

The Road to Ron Mexico City has finally come to an end. Four DNs emerge with the 2010 championship in plain sight.

 

As noted on Twitter earlier, only one #1 seed remains! The people have spoken! Your regional championships have been crowned!

Elite H8 Results:

East:
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.1%) def. #1 Lil' Boosie (29.9%)

South:
#1 Gilbert Arenas (65.9%) def. #3 Max B (34.1%)

Midwest:
#2 Plaxico Burress (51.8%) def. #1 Tiger Woods (48.2%)

West:
#3 BET Programming (53.9%) def. #1 Lil' Wayne (46.1%)

The Final Four:

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#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

Blent 2010: Why High-Fructose Corn Syrup is the Got Damn Devil

Huey Freeman would call it "the white man's poison."

For those of you who may not be aware, Blent marks a roughly 40-day period of lament and reflection for general societal decline here at RMC. Blent is a contraction of "Black Lent" or "Black Lament," but the shit is really for everyone.

When has the hate ever excluded on the basis of race, culture or creed, right?

2010 DN Tournament - The Elite H8

Welcome to the Elite H8! Here's your updated 2010 DN Tournament bracket.

 

As Mama Mexico would say, it's gettin'... It's gettin'... It's gettin kinda hectic.

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Here are your Sweet 17 results. Thank de lawd there were no more ties.

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (69.2%) def. #12 OJ Da Juiceman (30.8%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy (63.2%) def. #6 WSHH Content (36.8%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (72.5%) def. #4 Gerald M. Saluti (27.5%)
#3 Max B (37.6%) def. #2 Katt Williams (32.5%) & #7 Rod Blagojevich (29.9%)

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (60.5%) def. #12 Sexy Spec (39.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 Gucci Mane (46.2%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (69.5%) def. #4 DMX (30.5%)
#3 BET Programming (67.8%) def. #2 Buju Banton (32.2%)

All the #1s are still alive, but Plaxico is the last deuce muffin standing. Hmmm...

East Regional Championship:

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2010 DN Tournament - The Sweet 16

Are you fucking kidding me?! Another tie?! What the fuck is going on, haters?!

As per the precedent set by Rick Ross and Buju Banton's tie, Katt Williams and Rod Blagojevich will advance to a three-way dance with Max B! Owwwwww!

Here's your updated bracketology:

As for the complete Round 2 results, dere dey go:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (79.6%) def. #8 R. Kelly (20.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (70.6%) def. #13 Ron Artest (29.4%)
#6 WSHH Content (56.9%) def. #3 Delonte West
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.6%) def. #2 Chris Brown (29.4%)
 
South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (85.0%) def. #8 Marshawn Lynch (15.0%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (61.1%) def. #5 Charles Hamilton (38.9%)
#3 Max B (57.1) def. #6 Bow Wow (42.9%)
#2 Katt Williams tied. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (74.6) def. #9 Barbara Norton (25.4%)
#12 Sexy Spec (64.7) def. #13 Michael Steele (35.3%)
#3 Gucci Mane (68.4%) def. #6 Frankie Lons (31.6%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (62.6%) def. #7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (37.4%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (58.8%) def. #9 Chopper (41.2%)
#4 DMX (50.9%) def. #12 Joe Jackson (49.1%)
#3 BET Programming (56.8%) def. #6 Stephon Marbury (43.2%)
#2 Buju Banton (42.0%) def. #10 Kanye West (36.0%) and #15 Rick Ross (22.0%)

Round 3... FIGHT!

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East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, South & East Regions

It's time for the opening tip! I don't have to tell you fine haters what to do. You already know what it is. It's your boy, Ron Mexico City. We up in this motherfucker gettin' money and shit. Fuck niggas stay on ya job! I'm bout mines! [Insert silly slogan here] Gnome sane?!

I'm sorry. Forgive me. My webcam just went off and something came over me. Here are your 16 of your 32 first round matchups.

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South Region:

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