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Young Cash feat. T-Pain - "I Support Single Mothers" video

I heard about this here fuckery around New Year's time and wanted to let the shit marinate. I was curious to see if I'd be the only person offended by it. That happens from time to time.

Young Cash ft. T-Pain "I Support Single Mothers"

YOUNG CA$H (NAPPY BOOOY!!) | MySpace Music Videos

Sadly enough, I didn't hold out any hope for a pleasant surprise. After seeing the video for a song called "I Support Single Mothers" starring T-Pain and some scrub-ass nigga named Young Cash, I immediately assumed the worst.

Long story short, they should have never gave these niggas [fake] money!

IEDPB DN Acceptance Speech

IEDPB has a very special message for the 2010 DN Tournament voters.

Thanks for making this possible, guys. I am convinced this video is an act of defiance.

2010 DN Tournament Final

We have a winner!

You've done it, haters. You've pushed I eat da, I eat da, I eat da pussy to a commanding victory over Plaxico Burress. IEDPB cruised through the entire tournament. Their 63.1%-36.9% victory over the man who toppled Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Gucci Mane, top-seeded Tiger Woods and The Negro Channel speaks volumes regarding your distaste.

In honor of this monumental victory, I have spend 2/13's period of Blent reflection on Harriet Tubman. It was her elementary school . I think we can safely say Sister Moses didn't lead slaves to northern freedom so that they could sing "I Eat Da Pussy" in front of a dancing, cooch finger-licking toddler.

I still haven't had a drop of "the white man's poison" either.

Chopper [Suit] 3-for-1

Why you would want to watch three Chopper videos is beyond me. I already told you all I don't want to hear another Chopper song until the suit gets a verse. Yes, I still read those WSHH comments.

Ole Shawn Bradley draft day suit wearin' ass nigga.

Street Dreams

Bring it Back

M.O.E. is My Life

2010 DN Tournament Championship Match

Here is your 2010 DN Tournament final match.

Final Four Results:

#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (55.9%) def. #1 Gilbert Arenas (44.1%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 BET Programming (46.2%)

It is now time to crown a champion, haters!

2010 DN Tournament - The Final Four

The Road to Ron Mexico City has finally come to an end. Four DNs emerge with the 2010 championship in plain sight.

 

As noted on Twitter earlier, only one #1 seed remains! The people have spoken! Your regional championships have been crowned!

Elite H8 Results:

East:
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.1%) def. #1 Lil' Boosie (29.9%)

South:
#1 Gilbert Arenas (65.9%) def. #3 Max B (34.1%)

Midwest:
#2 Plaxico Burress (51.8%) def. #1 Tiger Woods (48.2%)

West:
#3 BET Programming (53.9%) def. #1 Lil' Wayne (46.1%)

The Final Four:

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#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

2010 DN Tournament - The Elite H8

Welcome to the Elite H8! Here's your updated 2010 DN Tournament bracket.

 

As Mama Mexico would say, it's gettin'... It's gettin'... It's gettin kinda hectic.

[CLICK HERE FOR THE FINAL XXL ANALYSIS]

Here are your Sweet 17 results. Thank de lawd there were no more ties.

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (69.2%) def. #12 OJ Da Juiceman (30.8%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy (63.2%) def. #6 WSHH Content (36.8%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (72.5%) def. #4 Gerald M. Saluti (27.5%)
#3 Max B (37.6%) def. #2 Katt Williams (32.5%) & #7 Rod Blagojevich (29.9%)

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (60.5%) def. #12 Sexy Spec (39.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 Gucci Mane (46.2%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (69.5%) def. #4 DMX (30.5%)
#3 BET Programming (67.8%) def. #2 Buju Banton (32.2%)

All the #1s are still alive, but Plaxico is the last deuce muffin standing. Hmmm...

East Regional Championship:

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RMC Radio 1/27/10 - The Rise of Moreffa da Albino Pimp

For those of you who may have missed last Wednesday's outrageous episode of our podcast that's got RMC in a tizzy--here it is.

Moreffa da Albino Pimp stepped away from his own upstart BTR show to grace ours with his musings. Click his name at your own risk. He's tuned his program into the ghetto chatlines of New York and... wow. Let's just say, he's onto something when he speaks of the chatlines as being World Star in real life.

2010 DN Tournament - The Sweet 16

Are you fucking kidding me?! Another tie?! What the fuck is going on, haters?!

As per the precedent set by Rick Ross and Buju Banton's tie, Katt Williams and Rod Blagojevich will advance to a three-way dance with Max B! Owwwwww!

Here's your updated bracketology:

As for the complete Round 2 results, dere dey go:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (79.6%) def. #8 R. Kelly (20.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (70.6%) def. #13 Ron Artest (29.4%)
#6 WSHH Content (56.9%) def. #3 Delonte West
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.6%) def. #2 Chris Brown (29.4%)
 
South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (85.0%) def. #8 Marshawn Lynch (15.0%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (61.1%) def. #5 Charles Hamilton (38.9%)
#3 Max B (57.1) def. #6 Bow Wow (42.9%)
#2 Katt Williams tied. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (74.6) def. #9 Barbara Norton (25.4%)
#12 Sexy Spec (64.7) def. #13 Michael Steele (35.3%)
#3 Gucci Mane (68.4%) def. #6 Frankie Lons (31.6%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (62.6%) def. #7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (37.4%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (58.8%) def. #9 Chopper (41.2%)
#4 DMX (50.9%) def. #12 Joe Jackson (49.1%)
#3 BET Programming (56.8%) def. #6 Stephon Marbury (43.2%)
#2 Buju Banton (42.0%) def. #10 Kanye West (36.0%) and #15 Rick Ross (22.0%)

Round 3... FIGHT!

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, Midwest + West Regions

We have our first tie in DNCAA history. I've enclose photo evidence just to show you I ain't bullshittin'. I know how some of you feel about polls on XXL.

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

 

We've set a new DN Tournament precedent by allowing both participants in question to advance. Officer Ricky, Buju Banton and Kanye West will three-way dance to advance!

The complete Round 2 bracket is as follows:

Midwest Results:

#1 Tiger Woods (87.8%) def. #16 SOHH Headlines (12.2%)
#9 Barbara Norton (60.5%) def. #8 Hurricane Chris (39.5%)
#13 Michael Steele (69.3%) def. #4 Charlie Sheen (30.7%)
#12 Sexy Spec (63.6%) def. #5 Joe Budden (36.4%)
#3 Gucci Mane (71.1%) def. #14 Tila Tequila (28.9%)
#6 Frankie Lons  (52.0%) def. #11 Lamar Odom (48.0%)
#7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (53.2) def. #10 Sammy Sosa (46.8%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (92.0%) def. #15 Beanie Sigel (8.0%)

West Results:

#1 Lil' Wayne (75.2%) def. #16 Diddy (24.8%)
#9 Chopper (66.1%) def. #8 Waka Flocka Flame (33.9%)
#4 DMX (73.6%) def. #13 Kid Cudi (26.4%)
#12 Joe Jackson (53.5%) def. #5 VH1 Programming
#3 BET Programming (77.7%) def. #14 Nas (22.3%)
#6 Stephon Marbury (68.8%) def #11 Alfamega (31.3%)
#10 Kanye West (53.5%) def. #7 MTV Programming
#2 Buju Banton tied #15 Rick Ross

Midwest Voting:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, East + South Regions

All hate aside, thanks for participating in the 2010 DN Tournament! It's been a great success so far. It's nothing without you. This is a pivotal time for RMC and your support is greatly appreciated.

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

But, fuck all that mushy shit. Here are your East & South region Round 1 results:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (87.4%) def. #16 50 Cent (12.6%)
#8. R. Kelly (73.6%) def. #9 Bossip (26.4%)
#13 Ron Artest (56.6%) def. #4 Mark Sanford (43.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (58.4%) def. #5 WSHH Comments (41.6%)
#3 Delonte West (78.2%) def. #14 Rhymefest (21.8%)
#6 WSHH Content (67.4%) def. #11 Annie the Chicken Queen (32.6%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (92.1%) def. #10 Lil' Jon (7.9%)
#2 Chris Brown (70.8%) def. #15 Tyler Perry (29.2%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (77.4%) def. #16 Lil' Mama (22.6%)
#8 Marshawn Lynch (62.9%) def. #9 Bone Thugs -N- Harmony (37.1%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (83.2%) def. #13 Method Man (16.8%)
#5 Charles Hamilton (62.7%) def. #12 SOHH Comments (37.3%)
#3 Max B (73.9%) def. #14 Shaquille O'Neal (26.1)
#6 Bow Wow (73.7%) def. #11 Shakur (26.3%)
#7 Rod Blagojevich (53.2%) def. #10 Jayson Williams (46.8%)
#2 Katt Williams (86.2%) def. #15 Teddy Riley (13.8%)

Now, let's get to the Round 2 voting.

East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, West Region

Okay. It's Young Wayne on these hoes...

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Treal & Prince Rick - Mr. Hit Dat Hoe video

Every now and then WSHH drops some shit that is so embarrassing I have to dust off the video talkings.

"Mr. Hit Dat Hoe?" Are these niggas fucking serious? I feel like the entire fucking coliseum is collapsing around me. That title is just one of those "Don't you naggers have mothers?" moments. Humor me, Treal and Prince Rick. Why are you hitting these hoes anyway? You can't possibly be pimps running around having to smack bitches up. What are you hitting them with?

Nevermind. Don't answer that. I can imagine. With such masterful lyrics as "She a Popsicle stick bitch. Real real thick bitch./ Ain't scared of the dick, a monkey on a stick bitch./" I know what kind of party we're attending.

XXLMag.com | Pardon the Interruption: Kanye Comes Clean

The following is an excerpt from Ron Mexico City’s exclusive interview with Kanye West in the wake of a Kanyegate-marred 2009 VMAs.

[Blogger's Note: Like he hasn’t done this kind of shit before or something.]

Ron Mexico: You’re famous for your ridiculous outbursts, but you’ve earned quite a reputation for awards show freakouts. Are you aware of this? I mean, you did—

Kanye West: Yo, Ron. I’m really happy for you getting this blog and your new show and all. I’m gonna let you finish. But, Bossip had one of the greatest black weblogs of all time! One of the greatest black weblogs of all time!

Kanabliss feat. Kurupt & Fingaz - "Top Down" video

Sometimes when you're patrolling WSHH for negroes to please, you come across a jewel of audio embarrassment.

Can anyone tell the #1 thing that's wrong with this video? Don't worry... I'll wait.

Need a hint?: It has absolutely nothing to do with the horrible Vancouver fuckery that tries to peer its ugly, reefer-clouded head into what the rest of hip-hop music is doing.

XXLMag.com | Worst We Ever Had?

I am just one of a great multitude of writers to have had a locker in the hallowed halls of XXL. Some of us have been great. Some of us started out great and fell the fuck off. Others have always been the weak sauce. I won’t name any names. Until recently, I could at least say we’ve all tried.

[Blogger’s Note: Some of this man and lady boy who make a bloggings, my people go crazy for. Others... not so much.]

I am a huge proponent of the guest blogger program. Whether it’s an artist or one of our loyal readers doing the blogging, I love it when people contribute thought-provoking shit to this site. This includes blog comments, which sometimes are the best part.

The Guest List sank to an all-time low this week when Shakur—a model-slash-rapper-slash-child genius who miraculously can no longer spell or write for shit—took hold of the reigns. Ironically enough, she immediately followed Skyzoo, who had just taken the section to new heights.

XXLMag.com | Don't Apologize, Drake!

"That career move was very important to me… We've done such a great job of building it all up. It's kind of like people were getting this impression of me that I'm never gonna make a mistake. I'm not made of Teflon. I'm gonna do things for myself sometimes, as opposed to what people want me to do… If you listen to the song, I'm not saying the most graceful thing in the world. It's not the most heartfelt song… I say some pretty wild things in regards to women in the actual song. When me and Kanye were in the studio working on a song for Big Sean, we were talking about it. We saw a comedic element to it. I felt that the climate in the world right now, everything in the world is so serious all the time, my life is serious, I just wanted to laugh, instead of taking myself too serious as the heartthrob and walking hand-in-hand into the movies and taking my shirt off. I felt it's not that time for me yet. Or maybe never. I'm a very multifaceted person. One thing I told 'Ye is, 'I really want to act. I want to act in this video.'"

-Drake, MTV News

Pause. The acting in the “Best I Ever Had” video was shitty, but that’s beside the point…

Heavy D - "No Matter What" video

...aaaaand, we're back.

It's very unfortunate that I have to christen our newest volume of the video talking by busting a bottle of Wray & Nephew over Heavy D's deformed eye, but... the bumbaclot did it to himself.

Nuff fuck'ry deh 'bout.

DDN Tournament - Round 2, Midwest Voting

(Click here for full, updated bracket & XXL expert analysis)

Voting for this region closes Midnight Wednesday 4/1 after RMC Radio

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XXLMag.com | Louis Vuitton Hates T.I. Now?

“Louis Vuitton put the brakes on T.I. and his ‘Swing Ya Rag’ video because the ‘rag’ he’s talking about is a Louis Vuitton scarf. In the song T.I. raps, ‘Alright, okay, I don’t dance, no way. I just take my Louie rag out and wave it round in the air.’ T.I. says, ‘We spoke to them. The video, it’s done. But I guess it’s one of those corporate things where they don’t wanna be associated or affiliated with a certain type of brand. A T.I. video ain’t the best look in their eyes right now. No harsh feelings.’

Earlier this year Louis Vuitton won an undisclosed amount after suing Da Brat for showing a Louis Vuitton beach ball in one of her videos and Britney Spears for showing a Vuitton dashboard in one of hers.” -Rhymes With Snitch via Bossip

TIp may be taking the high road here (because he absolutely has to), but I won’t.

Yes, Tippy has been involved in fuckery of NFL-star proportion this year. (No Plaxico. No Vick.) Yes, convicted felons usually lose every endorsement deal on the table in one bank account-crippling fell swoop. Shit, ask Kobe. He lost his whole trap on speculation. Coca-Cola had Mexicans scraping Kobe off the side of Sprite cans with switchblades and house keys as soon as they heard what homeboy was accused of. However, if what’s been reported on Rhymes With Snitch is true, Louis Vuitton needs to check their pseudo-swank bullshit at the door.

TheUrbanDaily.com | Busta Rhymes feat. Ron Browz - "Arab Money" video

I was tempted to audio blog this one out using mangled Arabic of my own, but held back.

My good buddy Sir Mance-a-lot already expressed how I feel about the song's implications, much to director Rik Cordero's chagrin. Today we finally haterize the equally flagrant and culturally insensitive visual representation of Busta Rhymes and Ron Browz's "Arab Money." [pronounced AYE-rab]

TheUrbanDaily.com | T-Pain feat. DJ Khaled: "Karaoke" video

As I alluded to on XXL, "Karaoke" is my favorite video right now. Strangely enough, it's only knocking off the last couple of T-Pain videos. For a man I openly refer to as a minstrelish caricature of a musician, I admittedly can't seem to take my eyes or ears off of his work.

TheUrbanDaily.com | 50 Cent: "Get Up" video

You can tell 50 Cent has been making movies during the better part of these past two years. The clip for “Get Up,” Fitty’s latest desperate plea for your attention, contains all the worst parts of your favorite cheesy action movies in one inexplicable 4-minute package.

If you’re a fan of aggressively being told what to do in a post-apocalyptic setting, this might be your favorite video.

TheUrbanDaily.com | Ron Browz feat. Jim Jones & Juelz Santana: "Pop Champagne" video

Producer-ternt-Autotune offender Ron Browz enlists the help of fellow Harlemites Jim Jones and Juelz Santana to "Pop Champagne" and get the lite feet going.

TheUrbanDaily.com | Soulja Boy Tellem: "Turn My Swag On" + "Bird Walk" videos

Having recently climbed to #4 on the NAACP’s 10 Most Wanted List, Soulja Boy Tell’em looks to shuffle, jig, whine and incoherently mumble his way back to the top of the Billboard charts with happy slave anthems “Turn My Swag On” and “Bird Walk.”

What can I say about Soulja Boy that hasn’t already been said about Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima?

XXLMag.com | A Trick Trick to Eminem's Treat... Treat?

I thought it only appropriate to give Detroit some candy, this being Devil’s Night/Day of Hallows season and all.

“That’s some bullshit. If you fuck with [Eminem] I’ll bust your head but it’s not like I’m just protecting him. That’s my friend. I ride for all my friends.” -Trick Trick, XXLMag.com

Ah, yes. Friends. How many of us have them–especially in the cold-ass D?

As noted in the first sentence of the parent piece, the ever-mysterious “XXL Staff” (whoever the fuck that may be) hits the nail on the head. “Lil Wayne can’t get an Eminem verse, but Trick Trick sure can.”

I’m sure this urban domestic partnership has nothing at all to do with Trick Trick’s reputation for fucking niggas the fuck up and taking cartoon-related jewelry off of their partial-birth aborted pitbull-lookin asses. Trick seems like a pleasant enough guy, right?

(Continue reading "XXLMag.com | A Trick Trick to Eminem's Treat... Treat?")

XXLMag.com | G. Dep is the King of Harlem? Since when?

This for my niggas tho. “Special Delivery” it is not.

This video is a solemn cry for help. This is that Eddie Kane Five Heartbeats moment where he busts out the old routine in the alley and wholeheartedly reaffirms his manhood.

“I been rappin every day. I’m back, baby… Aight. Well, fuck you then! Can’t nobody get your wrists all glittery like G. Motherfuckin’ Dep!”

For those who don’t remember the Harlem Shake Delivery Man, his two turn of the century hits “Let’s Get It” and “Special Delivery”–two and a half if you count the Special Delivery Remix–injected life and jiggle into a deflated Harlem scene. Dep’s unorthodox delivery and distinctively clever wordplay had people checking for a Bad Boy release for the first time since…

Since…

I don’t know. Child of the Ghetto was my first Bad Boy purchase since Harlem World.

After enjoying a nice tenure on the 106 & Park crapsicle leaderboard, Dep would hand the Uptown baton to the curious Pink Tee Posse. Actually, he’d crack out and go to jail without passing “Go” or collecting any of his royalties. That’s more akin to running at full speed, slipping on a banana peel, landing in a flaming trash can on an AIDS-infected syringe and dropping the baton onto a gutter storm drain to be serendipitously discovered by the Pink Tee Posse.

Yeah, that’s it.

“King of Harlem,” Dep’s still-got-the-scent-of-the-box-on-it clip implies he’s back atop a throne he’s never sat in. If such a man defines Harlem royalty, I’m ashamed to be a loyal subject. Big L’s hovering ghost–who still haunts the townspeople with punchlines–will always carry more weight than Dep. Clearly, I mean that figuratively. No one carries more weight than The Deputy.

(Continue reading "XXLMag.com | G. Dep is the King of Harlem? Since when?")

XXLMag.com | Lyfe Jennings Ain't Playin' Witcha

“Deeper situations tend to lead to deeper music and prison was one of those deeper situations. (Music) gave me an opportunity to express emotions in an unemotional environment.” -Lyfe Jennings

This nigga shit finna be deep as fuck then. Prison life must be nice.

Oh, stop looking at me like that. I had to. You know you thought about that video’s ominous beginning too.

XXLMag.com | Diddy Acquires Enyce, Working on Polyester Blend Remix

"So I got Zac Posen. That's on the high-end. I got Sean John, who's very multicultural lifestyle brand, and then I have now, boom, Enyce... I'm the king the remix, so if you wanna know what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna remix the brand and make a hit like I make my records." -Diddy, Diddy Blog Special Bulletin via WSHH

What Puffy meant to say:

"..and then I have now, boom, Enyce so niggas who just came home from 10-year bids can still feel good about their wardrobe."

TheUrbanDaily.com | Kanye West: "Love Lockdown"

She's looking for an American boy, 'Ye! Lock that down!

Did Mr. West fall asleep on Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls again? That's about all I get from the Lollipop Remix hangover that is Kanye's Auto-Soul debut, "Love Lockdown."

Okay. Maybe that's not all a smarty-art Negro can gather.

XXLMag.com | Negro Please: SDN Tournament - And The Winner Is...

Not Hov.

Ron Mexico: Welcome to the final installment of ESDN First Hate for this 2008 SDN Tournament. Jemelle, Dana, Stuart, Skip, Scoop, Skap, Scallywhop, Jackpot, Billy X. Sunday and the rest of the ESDN staff want to thank you all for your attentiveness and participation.

Before we announce the winner of the final matchup between Division A’s #8 seed, Diddy and Division B’s #14 R. Kelly, I’d like to take this time to request a round of applause for all 32 of this year’s contestants.

All: *emphatic booing*

SDN Tournament Championship

...and then there were two.

Diddy and R. Kelly duke it out for the SDN crown! Check the original XXLMag.com entry for bracketology, analysis and a Big Green bonus.

(VOTE ADENTRO)

XXLMag.com | Negro Please: We Gettin' A-rab Money! OHHHH!!!

Me last night watching EweToube: “Busta, NOOOOOOOOOO!”

Y’all see I tried to be nice by NOT roasting this nigga for coming out looking like a 6-month pregnant Bumpy Johnson at the Hip-Hop Honors. I even ignored “Arab Money” for as long as possible in hopes that he didn’t go with the Soulja Boy pronunciation of the ethnicity.

Much like #10 Superhead when she doesn’t get her way, I held my breath for no reason.

SDN Tournament - The Foolish Four

We're down to the last four players!

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TheUrbanDaily.com | T-Pain feat. Lil' Wayne - "Can't Believe It" video

Okay... Let's try this again! Ahem--

I'm not surprised in the slightest by what I'm seeing here. As soon as I heard "Can't Believe It," the lead single from T-Pain's forthcoming Thr33 Rings LP, I knew the associated video clip would be the most horrific of fried chicken and blunt nightmares.

No good will come of the unholy union that is “T-Wayne.” I can assure you.

SDN Tournament, The Elite Hate - Results

The round of eight is complete!

Oh... You want the stats, don' you?

SDN Tournament, The Elite Hate - Voting

We're almost there... and as of now my Final Four is still intact.

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Only 8 SDNs remain. Let's get it! Check the original XXLMag.com post for complete breakdown and ESDN analysis.

Call me Ron Van Pelt... except I don't quote nearly as much rap.

SDN Tournament, The Senseless 16 Results

Here are your Senseless 16 results.

#8 Diddy (68.1%) def. #1 Kanye West (31.9%)

Poppa Diddy Pop is picking up some serious steam. I did not expect homie to handle Kanye like that.

XXLMag.com | Negro Please: Why Does Sarah Palin Scare Diddy So Much?

Today’s sign of the apocalypse officially hips us to Bad Boy’s having fallen off. I mean, it’s taken Puffy months to finally drop the remix to “John McCain is Bugging the Fuck Out.”

There was a time when Puffy was like the Oracle of this remix shit.

Andre Harrell: *nodding head* Damn, Sean. What’s this shit? *now screwing face*

Puffy: Heh. You like that, right? That’s that “Flava In Ya Ear” Remix! I’mma get LL Cool J and Busta Rhymes on it! I think I’mma have to let my new nigga Biggie spit on this shit too. Yeah. I can see it now.

AH: *confused look* What’s “Flava In Ya Ear?”

SDN Tournament, The Senseless 16 - Division B Voting

Division B voting is now open in the round of 16.

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SDN Tournament, The Senseless 16 - Division A Voting

...and the second round is officially under way!

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Look back and watch me trackback... all on the floor...

SDN Tournament, The Senseless 16

Here's your updated bracket.

Check the original XXLMag.com entry for analysis and bracketology.

SDN Tournament Round 1 - Division B Results

Most of these Division B matchups were landslides! I mean like... Smart Dumb Holocaust material.

Example:

#7 Flavor Flav (72.5%) def. #10 Russell Simmons (27.5%)

More results inside

SDN Tournament Round 1 - Divison A Results

I was gonna post these together with the Division B results Sunday, but aparently niggas can't wait.

As we all know...

#1 Kanye West (66.7%) def. #16 Mos Def (33.3%)

SDN Tournament Round 1 - Division B Voting

It's time for Division B's opening round, chillens!

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Y'all know how this goes. Polls correspond to XXLMag.com bracketology!

More Round 1 voting inside. Polls close 12:00AM Sunday 9/28 PST.

XXLMag.com | Negro Please: Who Exactly Has Swagger Like Puff?

Talk about negroes making SDN Tournament pushes.

As if you needed a reason to listen to “Swagger Like Puff” twice inna lifetime, Poppa Diddy Pop created 2 installments of the corresponding Diddy Blog.

SDN Tournament Round 1 - Division A Voting

September Sadness is finally upon us!

Please be advised that convicted felons are allowed to vote.

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SDN profiles for each matchup can be found within the original XXLMag.com entry!

More Round 1 - Div. A voting inside!

Polls may take time to load depending on connection speed. Please be patient if you aren't at school, work or the lie-berry (library) using that good internets.

Good internets is kinda like good hair in that regard.

XXLMag.com | Negro Please: R. Kelly Speaks! I Wish He Hadn't

I was distraught for having missed the initial airing of The Negro Channel’s SDN report “R. Kelly Speaks.” I thank R&B Jesus for The Ghetto’s Finest News Source and their incomparable HOODtube.

Needless to say, Kells traps us in the closet with a jeepful of fuckery and buffoonery to work with.

“R. Kelly Speaks?” I’d be far more interested in “R. Kelly Reads,” but this will have to do.

About.com Profiles Ron Mexico

Musicians editor Heather McDonald profiles hate-ologist Ron Mexico as an informational resource for journalists and bloggers.

Oh, boy. I'm like... an authority now!

XXLMag.com | Negro Please: SDN Tournament Bracketology

Welcome one and all to the First Annual Negro Please SDN Tournament!