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2011 DN Tournament: Round 1 - Midwest Results

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Thanks for your participation in advancing Charlie Sheen, The 44 Boyz, Fantasia Barrino and Waka Flocka Flame into the Sweet 16 of dumb niggerdom. Thanks for helping me create a verbal palindrome of sorts as well. Thanks all around, I say. Here are your detailed results:

#1 Charlie Sheen (74.5%) def. #8 Lil' Kim (25.5%)

#5 The 44 Boyz (73.0%) def. #4 Brett Favre (27.0%)

#3 Fantasia Barrino (61.5%) def. # 6 Lamar Odom (38.5%)

#2 Waka Flocka Flame (59.5%) def. #7 Zach Randolph (40.5%)

Stay tuned. The tourney continues tomorrow morning with West region voting! Boom Bye Bye!

2011 DN Tournament: Midwest - Round 1 Voting

Thanks for your patience haters. The most wonderful time of the year is finally here.

#1 Charlie Sheen vs. #8 Lil' Kim

 

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While we ask voters to only take 2010 fuckery into consideration, it is impossible to ignore the consensus #1 overall selection's merry new year. However, lest we forget that in 2010 Carlos Irwin Estevez checked into rehab, risked losing television's top salary, came home, wrecked a hotel room and asked his most recent ex-wife if Wayne Brady was going to have to choke a bitch. Lil Kim' had the misfortune of picking a fight with Onicka Maraj, ignoring the old adage, "You should never throw stones when you have a white woman pork face, Michael."

2011 DN Tournament Official Bracket

At long last, the great festival of niggerishness is set to begin.

Do not adjust your monitor. There have been some changes. Consider them last-minute play-in bids.

2011 DN Tournament Selection Monday

observe, your 32 unseeded DNs for this year's festivities:

charlie sheen
gucci mane
lamar odom
waka flocka flame
dmx
t.i.
buju banton
lil boosie
timbaland
lil wayne
tameka "tiny" cottle
wyclef jean
antoine dodson
willie d
petey pablo
lebron james
brett favre
fantasia barrino
lindsay lohan
t-pain
kat stacks
zach randolph
44 boyz
lawrence taylor
g-dep
solar
ben roethlisberger
i'm sellin' pussy
scarface
cam newton's father
mel gibson
lil' kim

2011 DN Tournament Nomination Post

Below is a list of existing DN Tournament nominees. Please feel free to add suggestions below to round out the field of 64 for this year's tournament. We'll tighten the tournament to 32 if for some reason we can't get 64.

DN profiles and extended coverage coming this week!

Heeeeeeere we go:

sohh headlines
charlie sheen
gucci mane
lamar odom
soulja boy
waka flocka flame
dmx
bet programming
t.i.
buju banton
lil boosie
bossip
wshh comments
wshh content
sohh comments
timbaland
lil wayne
tameka "tiny" cottle
wyclef jean
antoine dodson
willie d
petey pablo
lebron james
brett favre
fantasia barrino
xxl
drexel robbers
tremaine billie aka t. billie
will hill
slick'em
gunplay
lindsay lohan
t-pain
kat stacks
zach randolph
44 boyz
jay electronica
lawrence taylor
g-dep
solar
ben roethlisberger
i'm sellin' pussy
brian pumper
chippy d fishburne
scarface
cam newton's father

additional nominations:

mel gibson
marvin austin
chad ochocinco
terrell owens
dan gilbert
lil kim
wiz khalifa
amber rose
kareem biggs burke

Blent 2011: Super Bowls, Sacrifices and SDNs

Actually, a great multitude of the DNs we've reviewed this year aren't all that smart, are they? Put a pin in that one. We'll come back to it.

Longtime followers of RMC know that Martin Luther King, jr. Day through the end of Februray is Blent, a 40-day period of reflection over and lament for all things niggerish... I mean, general societal decline. Since we are well into the period, I will make you aware of my personal sacrifice and open up the discussion and considerations for the most wonderful time of the year.

No RMC Radio Today, 1/5/11

Happy New Year, haters.

Oh, shit. A blog. hahaha. There will be more of these in 2011. However, there will be no show today. Do bask in the afterglow of the Knicks taking the Spurs' cookies, though. Will holla!

-RM

1st Lady - "I'm Selling Pussy" video

[Blogger's Note: No, I'm not breaking my WSHH boycott. However, I'm using the rerrl star version of this clip for a couple of reasons. First, I got the clip from my homies Paul of Dueling VHS and Hannibal Buress, who were unaware of the campaign. Secondly, WSHH is the one place I can count on to leave this fuckery up until the cockroaches take over.]

How Atlanta-based rap trio 1st Lady found it appropriate to incorporate "lady" into the group name is beyond me. Ain't shit ladylike about these festering dusk gargoyles. Shit. Even "lady of the night" is too classy a title for this band of bitches. "I'm Selling Pussy" is the reason we need to pull our daughters close, read to them and tell them that they are valuable.

Don't put a dollar amount on it, though. Then you fuck the whole shit up.

If you ever become a priest, nun, monk or some shit whereas you must undergo a vow of celibacy for some reason, just throw this clip on when times get hard. No pun intended.

Fuck being enticed to pay for this Boar's Head pastrami-smelling stoochie. I don't think I'll ever want to have sex again.

Our Newest Sponsor

Niggerish beverages have always sponsored Ron Mexico City-produced award ceremonies, such as the Talkin' Videos and Negro Please programs. Hennessy, St. Ides, and The Great Foot Bandit will all take a back seat to Dr. Dre's Aftermath Cognac this year.

I could imagine this would be its theme song. I mean, it's got "niggerish ways" in the chorus. How perfect is that?

I don't know who exactly will be drinking the shit, but the hater community will surely hear about it come January.

It gives you rims!

Return of the King

...to prison, that is. I mean, that's how it will go if we're lucky.

T.I. ain't king of shit but the top bunk in the booty house.

[Blogger's Note: That foolhardy boy lickin' on Tiny like she some extra hot Rolets pork rinds, ain't he?]

While we've discussed it at length on RMC Radio, I didn't want to let the T.I. and Tiny Rave on Wheels fuckery pass without some proper textual hate. A Twitter conversation with Ciara kind of pushed me over the edge, as we spoke about the ramifications of ladies staying with grimy-ass criminal type niggas.

RMC Radio 9/1/10 - Summer Internship Fair

Welcome back, Julie! We've missed that giggle and grounded insight in the RMC middle school locker room.

Better late than never, right? This week's episode covered "Bitches Ain't Shit," my personal Clayton Bigsby book signing moment, the newest Runaway Love, Fed Ranga's take on hip-hop covers and much, much more, as always.

The line is always open, haters. Talk to you Wednesday.

Drink the Haterade!

As promised (and previously discussed on yesterday's RMC Radio), Ron Mexico has teamed up with Kari Chellouf of I Heart Big Flavour to bring you Haterade, the official drink of The City We Built on Hate.

Here's how to make it:

RMC Radio 8/25/10 - I Heart Big Haterade!

Chef, food blogger and longtime culinary hater Kari Chellouf of I Heart Big Flavour joins Ron Mexico City for a special pre-haterade edition of the podcast. I must say, for a co-captainless (CBW & Julie) episode, you guys really made this one stand out. I am nothing without my naggers calling in on a weekly basis. So, thanks as always for making this show great!

Don't worry haters, the video will be up tomorrow morning at the latest. I know I said it would be up shortly after the show ended, but YouChube hasn't exactly been cooperating with us today. I'll blog you down as soon as it's up.

RMC Radio 8/11/10 - A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood

In case you missed it...

That's right. RMC Radio is back doing the due diligence and shit. This week's episode saw the return of a long-lost friend and the departure of an irreplaceable voice. As the hate giveth, it taketh away.

Check out the auditory hate if you haven't already. On this episode, we discuss 50 Cent's courageous act of selflessness, Lil' Wayne's O.J. moment, rehash President Wyclef's fuckery, shit on New York Governor David A. Paterson and much more. There's also a Ron Mexico musical foray you surely won't want to miss.

Ah, the things we do for hate.

Slo'Down, baby!

You're dealing with a hypeman who ho 'round crazy! It's on. P-pawwwwwse.

Former St. Lunatics sherm carrier Slo'Down apparently let loose on his former owner Nelly at the site best known for giving ho-ass niggas a platform.

No, not them. I mean World Star.

And, fuck it. Welcome to Nigga, Please! Fuck a C'mon Son or Negro, Please. I'm calling this shit "Nigga, Please!" from now on. I ain't got no more obligations or imposed so-called decency standards, right?

Propers to the homie Black Aristocrat for putting me onto the story, as usual.

As if Yahoo! couldn't get any dumber...

This one was XXL Bangers section-clever.

Hmmm... Let's see. We have a brother named Husain Abdullah... He'll be going without food and water during the hottest days of preseason and during two-a-days... I can't imagine why he would do such a thing.

Can you?

Why 'Clef for President?

Sometimes I wonder if these celebrities think the honorary degrees they receive from speaking and performing at institutions of higher learning magically transfer education and valid experience. The shit is like a McDonald's place mat. It does not mean one can apply for such jobs as Honorary Pres-O-Dent.

 "If Wyclef ‘was’ President, he would know conjugation./ He’d know verb conjugation…"

Despite being a noted stickler for grammar, I’d normally say that’s neither here nor there, but heads of state should know simple shit like proper verb agreement.

Way to not answer Wolf Blitzer's question. Two points, holmes.

Guess Who's Back

--up in yo' ass with the resurrection, no less!

Ridiculous video aside, this is indeed the return of the wildstyle fashionist. As promised, The 18th Letter (that be me) has reascended with a new-look site and renewed focus for the fuckery. Put a pin that one. We'll come back to it.

Special thanks to the homie TJ for designing the new banner! The boy put his foot in that shit. I sho' hopes you fine haters dig it.

The Boondocks - Season 3, Episode 7: The Fundraiser [Recap]

That's what I do. I raise funds.

I will go out on a limb and say this is the finest Young Reezy episode to date... Unless you count "The Story of Gangstalicious 1 & 2" as Young Reezy episodes. In which case, I'm not so certain. But this shit is "Homies Over Hoes" good.

The Boondocks - Season 3, Episode 2: Bitches to Rags [Recap]

Playing catch-up is fun.

Back when I was acknowledging W-rld St-r's existence, I loved how the height of their readers' observation was, "That's Ice-T and Soulja Boy!"

The Boondocks - Season 3, Episode 5 | Stinkmeaner 3: The Hateocracy [Recap]

[Preface: Ron Mexico City is in no way, shape, form or fashion associated with the organization of crusty niggas known as "The Hateocracy." I will also be getting you the rest of your Boondocks thoughts and observations in no particular order this week.]

The episode brings casual viewers up to speed with the notion of "nigga moments" early in the game. However, "nigga synthesis" is some shit I wish I'd coined in the slangustics myself. It's such a perfect way to describe W-rld St-r fuckery and the like. Niggas banding together in perfect niggerish harmony is indeed biology at work, children.

The Boondocks - Season 3, Episode 1: It's a Black President, Huey Freeman [Recap]

Like we always do at this time...

Define irony. WSHH not only promotes The Boondocks--which basically reviles the site's ilk at every turn--they also bootleg the shit! That is like compound niggerish irony.

I bet those Rerrlstar niggas just like to giggle at the word "nigga." They have no idea what they are looking at. I'm sure of it.

Nigga, What?!

I'm a pretty private nigga. Sure, I occasionally overshare on the weekly online radio show when I catch the spirit, but I keeps to myself for the most part.

With that said, I make myself pretty available via email and on social networking platforms.

 

Umm... Maybe it's high time I put that shit to a stop.

Earl Woods' Original Direction

For those of you who are unaware, Yahoo! specializes in dumb shit on its front page. I mean, I don't really give a fuck about what the girl from the Twilight series named her poodle or some high-school kid hitting a 3/4 court shot in practice. Needless to say, I tend to look the other way when Yahoo! tries to push its shitty sports blogs when I'm just trying to look up my baseball stats and what have you.

 

However, the motherfuckers lured me in with their reveal of who Earl Woods was actually talking about in the creepy sound bite Tiger Woods and Nike used in their deathsploitation ad.

Tiger Woods & Earl Woods Nike Commercial

What could bring me back from an extended brain vacation, you ask?

Why, watching Tiger Woods wipe his dirty dick off on his dead father's back, of course.

No, Chris Brown. You Don't Do That.

(Click the foolhardy image to enlarge/know what I'm talking about)

No, nigga. You don't retweet people suggesting that you should be forgiven. That shit can't come from you. One must let that kind of thing rock. How you just gonna beat a nigga over the head with that?

Hiyooo.

Young Cash feat. T-Pain - "I Support Single Mothers" video

I heard about this here fuckery around New Year's time and wanted to let the shit marinate. I was curious to see if I'd be the only person offended by it. That happens from time to time.

Young Cash ft. T-Pain "I Support Single Mothers"

YOUNG CA$H (NAPPY BOOOY!!) | MySpace Music Videos

Sadly enough, I didn't hold out any hope for a pleasant surprise. After seeing the video for a song called "I Support Single Mothers" starring T-Pain and some scrub-ass nigga named Young Cash, I immediately assumed the worst.

Long story short, they should have never gave these niggas [fake] money!

RMC Radio 2/24/10 - Four's Company

In case you missed it...

Jack Tripper joined the RMC cast of characters to discuss the AC bus fight aftermath, Yung Berg being Yung Berg, Tiger Woods' insincerity, some steppin-ass white girls and much more.

Flavor of Stooch Media Day

*a la Flavor Flav* Wowwwwwww, TMZ. We're using the term "star" looser than sleeve of wizard these days, aren't we?

If being the first skank to have an STD test live on Flavor of Love makes you a star, then sure. Nicole "Hotlanta" Essigmann is Elizabeth fucking Taylor. And, sheeeeeeit, "child cruelty" was making those kids of hers watch mommy tongue down Mr. Hanky on Sunday night and sending them to school the next day.

I know daddy shopping can be hard, but... Damn, homie.

he's just really into trim. there. i said it.

[Blogger's Note: This is Alyson Mance's first guest blog at RMC. Please welcome her to the Hatefest.]

look here. This Tiger Woods thing has gone entirely too far. At no point am I going to say that he was, in any way, right for the sloppy display of adultery he's committed as of late, though people do cheat, and sometimes they cheat a lot, and that's just something everyone's gonna have to get used to at this point. But a few things about the situation and the way media's shittasticly handling it, as usual, has me bitching about this shit like I care about the gossipy parts more than I care about the actual psychologically straight-up-fucked-up parts.

you see, everyone in the entire world is self-absorbed by some degree or another. Laden with schadenfreude before we even came out of the womb, we usually feel good when someone is embarrassed or feeling bad about whatever fucked up shit they did to us. So people generally like apologies just to see someone humble themselves and pretend to feel sorry about some shit they don't actually feel bad about. Therefore, when someone famous does something really screwy and gets caught, everyone in America is all pissed off until said individual looks remorseful enough and does all this bullshit to prove how bad they're pretending to feel, then everyone's all smug and decides to let him/her off the hook because by that time, there's probably something bigger and better to make us cream our jeans with gossipy satisfaction.

RMC Radio 2/17/10 - The Aristocrats

Black Aristocrat, a longtime friend of RMC, joins us to discuss "the group home for dumb-ass niggas," Marquis Daniels' gawdy piece (on the chest of a bizzoss), We Are the World 2010 and much more.

Click here to have a listen.

IEDPB DN Acceptance Speech

IEDPB has a very special message for the 2010 DN Tournament voters.

Thanks for making this possible, guys. I am convinced this video is an act of defiance.

2010 DN Tournament Final

We have a winner!

You've done it, haters. You've pushed I eat da, I eat da, I eat da pussy to a commanding victory over Plaxico Burress. IEDPB cruised through the entire tournament. Their 63.1%-36.9% victory over the man who toppled Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Gucci Mane, top-seeded Tiger Woods and The Negro Channel speaks volumes regarding your distaste.

In honor of this monumental victory, I have spend 2/13's period of Blent reflection on Harriet Tubman. It was her elementary school . I think we can safely say Sister Moses didn't lead slaves to northern freedom so that they could sing "I Eat Da Pussy" in front of a dancing, cooch finger-licking toddler.

I still haven't had a drop of "the white man's poison" either.

Chopper [Suit] 3-for-1

Why you would want to watch three Chopper videos is beyond me. I already told you all I don't want to hear another Chopper song until the suit gets a verse. Yes, I still read those WSHH comments.

Ole Shawn Bradley draft day suit wearin' ass nigga.

Street Dreams

Bring it Back

M.O.E. is My Life

RMC Radio 2/10/10 - Snow Day

For those who may have missed yesterday's show, please forgive the sound of my phone. I had a bad connection and can never tell when that happens until the shit is over and I listen back like, "Damn. I sounded like stir-fried shit." So, I already know.

We discuss Lil' Wayne's timely dentistry, Yo Gotti's border clash, Sean Price's baby shower, The New Orleans Saints and much more, as always.

Do your chain hang low?

Lil' Wayne - The Drought is Over 7 Mixtape Cover

Can someone please explain this niggerishness?

 

Dear Lil' Wayne,

Nigga, you don't get to be a fuckin' martyr, even if you die in the monkey cage. You's a damn idiot. You should be home impregnating strippers as we speak, not rolling on that hideous blue, grey and orange NYC Corrections bus.

Asshole.

Your auxiliary brain,

Ron Mexico

2010 DN Tournament Championship Match

Here is your 2010 DN Tournament final match.

Final Four Results:

#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (55.9%) def. #1 Gilbert Arenas (44.1%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 BET Programming (46.2%)

It is now time to crown a champion, haters!

RMC Radio 2/3/10 - Into the Abyss

Moreffa da Albino Pimp returned for our first 1-hour live broadcast to guide an RMC safari into that underworld I spoke of last week.

Feel free to have at it if you dare come face-to-face with such niggerdom. It's at the end of the podcast.

We also discussed the DN Tournament Final Four, Kesan's (From Gs to Gents) music video/public appeal and "We Are the World 2010," among countless other shit.

2010 DN Tournament - The Final Four

The Road to Ron Mexico City has finally come to an end. Four DNs emerge with the 2010 championship in plain sight.

 

As noted on Twitter earlier, only one #1 seed remains! The people have spoken! Your regional championships have been crowned!

Elite H8 Results:

East:
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.1%) def. #1 Lil' Boosie (29.9%)

South:
#1 Gilbert Arenas (65.9%) def. #3 Max B (34.1%)

Midwest:
#2 Plaxico Burress (51.8%) def. #1 Tiger Woods (48.2%)

West:
#3 BET Programming (53.9%) def. #1 Lil' Wayne (46.1%)

The Final Four:

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#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

Blent 2010: Why High-Fructose Corn Syrup is the Got Damn Devil

Huey Freeman would call it "the white man's poison."

For those of you who may not be aware, Blent marks a roughly 40-day period of lament and reflection for general societal decline here at RMC. Blent is a contraction of "Black Lent" or "Black Lament," but the shit is really for everyone.

When has the hate ever excluded on the basis of race, culture or creed, right?

2010 DN Tournament - The Elite H8

Welcome to the Elite H8! Here's your updated 2010 DN Tournament bracket.

 

As Mama Mexico would say, it's gettin'... It's gettin'... It's gettin kinda hectic.

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Here are your Sweet 17 results. Thank de lawd there were no more ties.

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (69.2%) def. #12 OJ Da Juiceman (30.8%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy (63.2%) def. #6 WSHH Content (36.8%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (72.5%) def. #4 Gerald M. Saluti (27.5%)
#3 Max B (37.6%) def. #2 Katt Williams (32.5%) & #7 Rod Blagojevich (29.9%)

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (60.5%) def. #12 Sexy Spec (39.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 Gucci Mane (46.2%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (69.5%) def. #4 DMX (30.5%)
#3 BET Programming (67.8%) def. #2 Buju Banton (32.2%)

All the #1s are still alive, but Plaxico is the last deuce muffin standing. Hmmm...

East Regional Championship:

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Shit Like This Keeps WSHH Content Alive in the DN Tourney

You see this fuck-ass shit?

They've already changed the title, but I preserved it for you to hate on accordingly. Niggas need to stop listening to all that coke gun swagg music and pick up a fucking book every now and then.

RMC Radio 1/27/10 - The Rise of Moreffa da Albino Pimp

For those of you who may have missed last Wednesday's outrageous episode of our podcast that's got RMC in a tizzy--here it is.

Moreffa da Albino Pimp stepped away from his own upstart BTR show to grace ours with his musings. Click his name at your own risk. He's tuned his program into the ghetto chatlines of New York and... wow. Let's just say, he's onto something when he speaks of the chatlines as being World Star in real life.

2010 DN Tournament - The Sweet 16

Are you fucking kidding me?! Another tie?! What the fuck is going on, haters?!

As per the precedent set by Rick Ross and Buju Banton's tie, Katt Williams and Rod Blagojevich will advance to a three-way dance with Max B! Owwwwww!

Here's your updated bracketology:

As for the complete Round 2 results, dere dey go:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (79.6%) def. #8 R. Kelly (20.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (70.6%) def. #13 Ron Artest (29.4%)
#6 WSHH Content (56.9%) def. #3 Delonte West
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.6%) def. #2 Chris Brown (29.4%)
 
South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (85.0%) def. #8 Marshawn Lynch (15.0%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (61.1%) def. #5 Charles Hamilton (38.9%)
#3 Max B (57.1) def. #6 Bow Wow (42.9%)
#2 Katt Williams tied. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (74.6) def. #9 Barbara Norton (25.4%)
#12 Sexy Spec (64.7) def. #13 Michael Steele (35.3%)
#3 Gucci Mane (68.4%) def. #6 Frankie Lons (31.6%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (62.6%) def. #7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (37.4%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (58.8%) def. #9 Chopper (41.2%)
#4 DMX (50.9%) def. #12 Joe Jackson (49.1%)
#3 BET Programming (56.8%) def. #6 Stephon Marbury (43.2%)
#2 Buju Banton (42.0%) def. #10 Kanye West (36.0%) and #15 Rick Ross (22.0%)

Round 3... FIGHT!

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, Midwest + West Regions

We have our first tie in DNCAA history. I've enclose photo evidence just to show you I ain't bullshittin'. I know how some of you feel about polls on XXL.

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

 

We've set a new DN Tournament precedent by allowing both participants in question to advance. Officer Ricky, Buju Banton and Kanye West will three-way dance to advance!

The complete Round 2 bracket is as follows:

Midwest Results:

#1 Tiger Woods (87.8%) def. #16 SOHH Headlines (12.2%)
#9 Barbara Norton (60.5%) def. #8 Hurricane Chris (39.5%)
#13 Michael Steele (69.3%) def. #4 Charlie Sheen (30.7%)
#12 Sexy Spec (63.6%) def. #5 Joe Budden (36.4%)
#3 Gucci Mane (71.1%) def. #14 Tila Tequila (28.9%)
#6 Frankie Lons  (52.0%) def. #11 Lamar Odom (48.0%)
#7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (53.2) def. #10 Sammy Sosa (46.8%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (92.0%) def. #15 Beanie Sigel (8.0%)

West Results:

#1 Lil' Wayne (75.2%) def. #16 Diddy (24.8%)
#9 Chopper (66.1%) def. #8 Waka Flocka Flame (33.9%)
#4 DMX (73.6%) def. #13 Kid Cudi (26.4%)
#12 Joe Jackson (53.5%) def. #5 VH1 Programming
#3 BET Programming (77.7%) def. #14 Nas (22.3%)
#6 Stephon Marbury (68.8%) def #11 Alfamega (31.3%)
#10 Kanye West (53.5%) def. #7 MTV Programming
#2 Buju Banton tied #15 Rick Ross

Midwest Voting:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, East + South Regions

All hate aside, thanks for participating in the 2010 DN Tournament! It's been a great success so far. It's nothing without you. This is a pivotal time for RMC and your support is greatly appreciated.

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

But, fuck all that mushy shit. Here are your East & South region Round 1 results:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (87.4%) def. #16 50 Cent (12.6%)
#8. R. Kelly (73.6%) def. #9 Bossip (26.4%)
#13 Ron Artest (56.6%) def. #4 Mark Sanford (43.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (58.4%) def. #5 WSHH Comments (41.6%)
#3 Delonte West (78.2%) def. #14 Rhymefest (21.8%)
#6 WSHH Content (67.4%) def. #11 Annie the Chicken Queen (32.6%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (92.1%) def. #10 Lil' Jon (7.9%)
#2 Chris Brown (70.8%) def. #15 Tyler Perry (29.2%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (77.4%) def. #16 Lil' Mama (22.6%)
#8 Marshawn Lynch (62.9%) def. #9 Bone Thugs -N- Harmony (37.1%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (83.2%) def. #13 Method Man (16.8%)
#5 Charles Hamilton (62.7%) def. #12 SOHH Comments (37.3%)
#3 Max B (73.9%) def. #14 Shaquille O'Neal (26.1)
#6 Bow Wow (73.7%) def. #11 Shakur (26.3%)
#7 Rod Blagojevich (53.2%) def. #10 Jayson Williams (46.8%)
#2 Katt Williams (86.2%) def. #15 Teddy Riley (13.8%)

Now, let's get to the Round 2 voting.

East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, West Region

Okay. It's Young Wayne on these hoes...

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, Midwest Region

Sweet sassy mollassy! It's Tiger time!

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

Welcome to the Midwest regional. You know how this works. Hate or die!

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, South & East Regions

It's time for the opening tip! I don't have to tell you fine haters what to do. You already know what it is. It's your boy, Ron Mexico City. We up in this motherfucker gettin' money and shit. Fuck niggas stay on ya job! I'm bout mines! [Insert silly slogan here] Gnome sane?!

I'm sorry. Forgive me. My webcam just went off and something came over me. Here are your 16 of your 32 first round matchups.

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2010 DN Tournament: Bracketology + One-Day Play-In

Happy Martin Luther King, jr. Day, everyone!

In addition to lighting a candle for all the things he's done, we kick off this year's Blent festivities with the 2010 DN Tournament. We revealed the official field of 66 participants yesterday afternoon. This morning we are pleased to give you the full, downloadable 2010 DN Tournament bracket.

Note where Lil' Wayne faces "TBD" in the West region's opening round. This is where you come in, loyal Ron Mexico City reader.