Ron Mexico City

The Boondocks - Season 3, Episode 1: It's a Black President, Huey Freeman [Recap]

Like we always do at this time...

Define irony. WSHH not only promotes The Boondocks--which basically reviles the site's ilk at every turn--they also bootleg the shit! That is like compound niggerish irony.

I bet those Rerrlstar niggas just like to giggle at the word "nigga." They have no idea what they are looking at. I'm sure of it.

2010 DN Tournament Final

We have a winner!

You've done it, haters. You've pushed I eat da, I eat da, I eat da pussy to a commanding victory over Plaxico Burress. IEDPB cruised through the entire tournament. Their 63.1%-36.9% victory over the man who toppled Soulja Boy Tell 'Em, Gucci Mane, top-seeded Tiger Woods and The Negro Channel speaks volumes regarding your distaste.

In honor of this monumental victory, I have spend 2/13's period of Blent reflection on Harriet Tubman. It was her elementary school . I think we can safely say Sister Moses didn't lead slaves to northern freedom so that they could sing "I Eat Da Pussy" in front of a dancing, cooch finger-licking toddler.

I still haven't had a drop of "the white man's poison" either.

2010 DN Tournament Championship Match

Here is your 2010 DN Tournament final match.

Final Four Results:

#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (55.9%) def. #1 Gilbert Arenas (44.1%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 BET Programming (46.2%)

It is now time to crown a champion, haters!

2010 DN Tournament - The Final Four

The Road to Ron Mexico City has finally come to an end. Four DNs emerge with the 2010 championship in plain sight.

 

As noted on Twitter earlier, only one #1 seed remains! The people have spoken! Your regional championships have been crowned!

Elite H8 Results:

East:
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.1%) def. #1 Lil' Boosie (29.9%)

South:
#1 Gilbert Arenas (65.9%) def. #3 Max B (34.1%)

Midwest:
#2 Plaxico Burress (51.8%) def. #1 Tiger Woods (48.2%)

West:
#3 BET Programming (53.9%) def. #1 Lil' Wayne (46.1%)

The Final Four:

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#1 Gilbert Arenas vs. #7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys

Blent 2010: Why High-Fructose Corn Syrup is the Got Damn Devil

Huey Freeman would call it "the white man's poison."

For those of you who may not be aware, Blent marks a roughly 40-day period of lament and reflection for general societal decline here at RMC. Blent is a contraction of "Black Lent" or "Black Lament," but the shit is really for everyone.

When has the hate ever excluded on the basis of race, culture or creed, right?

2010 DN Tournament - The Elite H8

Welcome to the Elite H8! Here's your updated 2010 DN Tournament bracket.

 

As Mama Mexico would say, it's gettin'... It's gettin'... It's gettin kinda hectic.

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Here are your Sweet 17 results. Thank de lawd there were no more ties.

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (69.2%) def. #12 OJ Da Juiceman (30.8%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy (63.2%) def. #6 WSHH Content (36.8%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (72.5%) def. #4 Gerald M. Saluti (27.5%)
#3 Max B (37.6%) def. #2 Katt Williams (32.5%) & #7 Rod Blagojevich (29.9%)

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (60.5%) def. #12 Sexy Spec (39.5%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 Gucci Mane (46.2%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (69.5%) def. #4 DMX (30.5%)
#3 BET Programming (67.8%) def. #2 Buju Banton (32.2%)

All the #1s are still alive, but Plaxico is the last deuce muffin standing. Hmmm...

East Regional Championship:

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2010 DN Tournament - The Sweet 16

Are you fucking kidding me?! Another tie?! What the fuck is going on, haters?!

As per the precedent set by Rick Ross and Buju Banton's tie, Katt Williams and Rod Blagojevich will advance to a three-way dance with Max B! Owwwwww!

Here's your updated bracketology:

As for the complete Round 2 results, dere dey go:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (79.6%) def. #8 R. Kelly (20.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (70.6%) def. #13 Ron Artest (29.4%)
#6 WSHH Content (56.9%) def. #3 Delonte West
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.6%) def. #2 Chris Brown (29.4%)
 
South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (85.0%) def. #8 Marshawn Lynch (15.0%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (61.1%) def. #5 Charles Hamilton (38.9%)
#3 Max B (57.1) def. #6 Bow Wow (42.9%)
#2 Katt Williams tied. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (74.6) def. #9 Barbara Norton (25.4%)
#12 Sexy Spec (64.7) def. #13 Michael Steele (35.3%)
#3 Gucci Mane (68.4%) def. #6 Frankie Lons (31.6%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (62.6%) def. #7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (37.4%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (58.8%) def. #9 Chopper (41.2%)
#4 DMX (50.9%) def. #12 Joe Jackson (49.1%)
#3 BET Programming (56.8%) def. #6 Stephon Marbury (43.2%)
#2 Buju Banton (42.0%) def. #10 Kanye West (36.0%) and #15 Rick Ross (22.0%)

Round 3... FIGHT!

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East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, Midwest + West Regions

We have our first tie in DNCAA history. I've enclose photo evidence just to show you I ain't bullshittin'. I know how some of you feel about polls on XXL.

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We've set a new DN Tournament precedent by allowing both participants in question to advance. Officer Ricky, Buju Banton and Kanye West will three-way dance to advance!

The complete Round 2 bracket is as follows:

Midwest Results:

#1 Tiger Woods (87.8%) def. #16 SOHH Headlines (12.2%)
#9 Barbara Norton (60.5%) def. #8 Hurricane Chris (39.5%)
#13 Michael Steele (69.3%) def. #4 Charlie Sheen (30.7%)
#12 Sexy Spec (63.6%) def. #5 Joe Budden (36.4%)
#3 Gucci Mane (71.1%) def. #14 Tila Tequila (28.9%)
#6 Frankie Lons  (52.0%) def. #11 Lamar Odom (48.0%)
#7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (53.2) def. #10 Sammy Sosa (46.8%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (92.0%) def. #15 Beanie Sigel (8.0%)

West Results:

#1 Lil' Wayne (75.2%) def. #16 Diddy (24.8%)
#9 Chopper (66.1%) def. #8 Waka Flocka Flame (33.9%)
#4 DMX (73.6%) def. #13 Kid Cudi (26.4%)
#12 Joe Jackson (53.5%) def. #5 VH1 Programming
#3 BET Programming (77.7%) def. #14 Nas (22.3%)
#6 Stephon Marbury (68.8%) def #11 Alfamega (31.3%)
#10 Kanye West (53.5%) def. #7 MTV Programming
#2 Buju Banton tied #15 Rick Ross

Midwest Voting:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 2, East + South Regions

All hate aside, thanks for participating in the 2010 DN Tournament! It's been a great success so far. It's nothing without you. This is a pivotal time for RMC and your support is greatly appreciated.

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But, fuck all that mushy shit. Here are your East & South region Round 1 results:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (87.4%) def. #16 50 Cent (12.6%)
#8. R. Kelly (73.6%) def. #9 Bossip (26.4%)
#13 Ron Artest (56.6%) def. #4 Mark Sanford (43.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (58.4%) def. #5 WSHH Comments (41.6%)
#3 Delonte West (78.2%) def. #14 Rhymefest (21.8%)
#6 WSHH Content (67.4%) def. #11 Annie the Chicken Queen (32.6%)
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (92.1%) def. #10 Lil' Jon (7.9%)
#2 Chris Brown (70.8%) def. #15 Tyler Perry (29.2%)

South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (77.4%) def. #16 Lil' Mama (22.6%)
#8 Marshawn Lynch (62.9%) def. #9 Bone Thugs -N- Harmony (37.1%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (83.2%) def. #13 Method Man (16.8%)
#5 Charles Hamilton (62.7%) def. #12 SOHH Comments (37.3%)
#3 Max B (73.9%) def. #14 Shaquille O'Neal (26.1)
#6 Bow Wow (73.7%) def. #11 Shakur (26.3%)
#7 Rod Blagojevich (53.2%) def. #10 Jayson Williams (46.8%)
#2 Katt Williams (86.2%) def. #15 Teddy Riley (13.8%)

Now, let's get to the Round 2 voting.

East:

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, West Region

Okay. It's Young Wayne on these hoes...

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, Midwest Region

Sweet sassy mollassy! It's Tiger time!

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Welcome to the Midwest regional. You know how this works. Hate or die!

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2010 DN Tournament - Round 1, South & East Regions

It's time for the opening tip! I don't have to tell you fine haters what to do. You already know what it is. It's your boy, Ron Mexico City. We up in this motherfucker gettin' money and shit. Fuck niggas stay on ya job! I'm bout mines! [Insert silly slogan here] Gnome sane?!

I'm sorry. Forgive me. My webcam just went off and something came over me. Here are your 16 of your 32 first round matchups.

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South Region:

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XXLMag.com | Kid Cudi as Mr. Solo Bolo

I grew more and more confused with each passing moment after seeing footage of Kid Cudi going Ron Artest on some fan at a Vancouver show this past weekend. What did Cudi think, that this episode of contrived niggerishness was going to get him some stripes or some shit?

After seeing the XXL coverage I realized that the scenario is about 5 times dumber than I initially thought.

XXLMag.com | Hurricane Chris: Best Rapster Alive

I told you. The situation is under control.

XXLMag.com | Watch Your Mouth, Yellow Man

Ah no reggae chune dis!

“You can say what you say but watch what you say about our President. Think a Nobel Prize was too soon? Fine. You are not alone. You think Obama should have accomplished more since he was sworn in this past January? Fine. You are not alone. But you young man didn’t need to express your freedom of speech in such an insensitive way. Especially mere months after your stupid Rutgers joke. You’re a part of a culture built by Black and Latinos and you continue to speak in a disrespectful way towards African-Americans. Maybe I’m being too sensitive but I just don’t like it. The hip-hop community galvanized to help elect our commander-in-chief and we shouldn’t turn our back on him this soon. What are you really doin’ to change the world, disco kid?”

-Elliott Wilson, RapRadar.com

This is the abridged version of Elliott Wilson’s podcast rant in the wake of Ash*r R*th’s controversial Barack Obama Nobel Peace Prize comments. I dare not invoke his name, lest the site begin to reek of Axe Frat Boy Shower body spray and “I Love College” promo discs/weed surfaces all over again. The original YN recording contains more fiery talk about disco ball-blinded Eighties Babies, blanket statements and white boys who need to watch their mouths.

XXLMag.com | David, Derrion and Dereon

David Mongan put me on to a Global Grind link proudly exclaiming that David Banner has answered Ruthell Thimmontheth call to acthion in the wake of Derrion Albert’s killing. Banner’s response comes in the form of a song entitled “Something Is Wrong”, a lament for the slain teen and a discussion of other societal ills.

XXLMag.com | See Me in the Streets

“I went so motherf*cking hard on that n*gga he scared of me… [Bill O'Reilly] don’t wanna see me on a battle on T.V. with conversation and cameras and he d*mn sure don’t wanna see me in the hood, n*gga — he left me the f*ck alone. And I got friends like 50 Cent and Eminem, you know, so I got powerful friends who can get at his motherf*cking a** without him even knowing it. They can do that.”

-Snoop Dogg, Shade 45 via SOHH.com

Sh*t! I mean, f*cking SOHH dot motherf*cking com, n*ggas! S*metimes I c*n be SOHH f*rgetful.

XXLMag.com | Where Is Barack?

“Where is Washington? Where is Barack?!”

–Germaine Miller

Barack is probably somewhere fucking up a health care proposal—I mean, chasing down Mexican pork. I mean—working diligently on making our country better. Please forgive the man if he doesn’t have time to overturn C-Murder’s second murder conviction.

XXLMag.com | Rhymefest: The Everyday Low Price of Economic Freedom

“Now, I’m not one to judge a person’s political, religious or [even] artistic views; however, the reasons that this artist gave were so fucking erroneous and outrageous that it compels me to speak out, even if only to give fans the right information so that we are not following uninformed-ass rappers down the hole of ‘abstract nothingness.’”

–Rhymefest, MySpace blog (complete with “Intellectuals Only” warning)

I thought Rhymefest was supposed to be one of the smart ones. The way some of the writers at Okayplayer bump him, I thought he was Frederick fuckin Douglass. Then again, that great bastion of truer-than-true hip-hop and allied enlightened music gave Solange a blog soooo… I guess I can’t really call it, can I?

Fest, who ironically enough refers to himself as El Che, offered the above preamble as part of a nasty little quasi-intellectual spat with Lupe Fiasco, who I hear is still holding down the “Low Kick” button to charge up his bicycle kick for Byron Crawford. As both “conscious rappers” have exhibited, not every nigga who owns a Che Guevara t-shirt or sips a delicious Dwele-flavored McCafe is a revolutionary.

“Abstract nothingness”, you say? Put a pin in that. We’ll come back to it.

XXLMag.com | The Black Carpet

While I openly believe that 24-hour news networks are the worst thing ever to happen to journalism, I chose MSNBC's coverage of Michael Jackson's Memorial for hip-hop journalist Toure.

[Blogger's Note: Don't ever call him a "hip-hop journalist". Trust me.]

XXLMag.com | Hurricane Chris: House of Representin' [VIDEO]

Mere text couldn't express...

XXLMag.com | Mos Def: Mr. Nigga No More

“Who is the cat going out on the town/
that let the movie industry turn his shit around?/”

-Ron Mexico, “Mr. Nigga [No More]“

Mr. Nigga! Smart-dumb nigga!

See, shit like this is why Mos Def was in the SDN Tournament.

XXLMag.com | 2009 DDN Tournament: And The Winner Is...

After weeks of heated battle and catastrophic warfare, our field of 64 Dumb Dumb Niggas [as opposed to Smart Dumb Niggas] has narrowed to one unequivocally dumb nigga we can all look down on.

DDN Tournament - DNCAA Championship Game!

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DDN Tournament - The Final Four

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DDN Tournament - Elite H8 Voting

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We're down to the last 8!

Submitted for your disapproval:

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DDN Tournament - Sweet 16, East Region Voting

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DDN Tournament - Sweet 16, Midwest Region

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DDN Tournament - Round 2, West Voting

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DDN Tournament - Round 2, South Voting

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DDN Tournament - Round 2, East Voting

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DDN Tournament - Round 1, West Region Voting

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Voting for this region closes Sunday morning at midnight!!!

Midwest region voting closed last night. Check results here.

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DDN Tournament - Round 1, South Region Voting

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Some basic info that may not have been made abundantly clear:

1. DDN = Dumb-Dumb Nigga, as opposed to SDN (Smart-Dumb Nigga)

2. Voting closes 2 days after each poll is posted. Monday's Midwest polls close tonight 3/25 at Midnight EST (so, there's still time). Tuesday's close tomorrow night at the same time. Today's polls will close Friday night. Tomorrow's will close Saturday night... etc.

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Ron Mexico City BlogTalkRadio Show & Podcast Launches Tonight, 3/25

Remember when you and your friendgirl said, "damn I wish that nigga Ron Mexico had somethin I could listen to and shit?"

Yeah, I remember too.

XXLMag.com | 2009 DDN Tournament - Official Bracket

As Common would say, "It's here! It's here! It's here!"

XXLMag.com | 2009 DDN Tournament Bracketology - First Draft Seeding Town Hall

Before we start the tournament officially, the SDNCAA selection committee would appreciate your last-chance feedback on the rankings.

XXLMag.com | It Takes A Nation of House Negroes...

As those who’ve been awake the past twenty years know, hip-hop music is one of the most influential forms of expression mainstream media has to offer. So, of course, The Republican Party must be excused for just getting wind of this. RNC chair Michael Steele—the party’s smartest and best-traveled token—will be keeping it funky fresh for you immediately following opening acts, Kurtis Blow and Young MC.

Vroom vroom, pahhrty stahhrter!

XXLMag.com | LL Cool J’s Got Advice for Barack Obama

Holy fuck! I can’t stop laughing! Is this the kind of Oprah Winfrey “finding your spirit” bullshit we can expect from Uncle L’s blog going forward?

“The next chapter of your life has begun… The toughest decisions you will ever have to make lie in front of you. Decisions that will require you to choose between integrity and necessity enact the promises made to millions of people and recognize a change in perspective that will sometimes make those promises impossible to keep. Only you will be able to make those choices.” –LL Cool J, Open Letter to Barack Obama via AllHipHop.com

Bwaaaahahahahhaa! Then LL winked and handed Barack a stick of Old Spice Swagger. Of course, this is after anxiously shrieking that trampled chipmunk noise he used to make back in the rec room era.

*long sniff* Nice! *obligatory lip lick*

Let’s all thank Captain Obvious and his trusty sidekick, Mr. Redundancy Man for that indispensable message.

XXLMag.com | The O'Jeezy Factor?

“Damn right! I ain’t never ran, nah mean? At the end of the day, you’re dealing with cats who think that we as young black men don’t know what it is we do. We entrepreneurs, we came from nothing. If you gotta mispronounce my name to try to be funny and you got a Harvard or whatever education you got, then you’re really showing how ignorant you are… If you didn’t hear what the fuck I said, it’s all good, but you didn’t hear all these people crying in New Orleans… You ain’t know bout the [Oscar] Grant kid that got killed in Oakland, you ain’t speaking on that. You ain’t talking about these ladies out here killing these babies, you worried about what I said.” –Young Jeezy, XXLMag.com

I hear The Snowman on this one. Sincerely, I do. We know better, but as per usual, Bill O’Reilly has gone out of his way to shit in our cereal. It’s great that Jeezy wants to defend his and our honor alike. Unfortunately, going on The O’Reilly Factor would merely be walking nose-first into the Faux News pride trap. Billy O’Really only antagonizes people he thinks he can either intimidate—which is clearly not the case with Jeezy—or undermine the intelligence of before his viewers.

At that, he may succeed at.

XXLMag.com | Kanye West as MLK in "The Devil Wears Louis"

“Due to what has happened so severely when the red shoes hit the runway, I was forced to change my name to Martin Louis the King, jr. Address me as such.” –Kanye West, video blog

XXLMag.com | Inaugural Photo Flip: Kanye West & Aretha Franklin

Welcome to Super Happy Fun Time Foto... Moto!

Photo #1: Kanye The Mulletor (pron: Skeletor)

XXLMag.com | Louis Vuitton Hates T.I. Now?

“Louis Vuitton put the brakes on T.I. and his ‘Swing Ya Rag’ video because the ‘rag’ he’s talking about is a Louis Vuitton scarf. In the song T.I. raps, ‘Alright, okay, I don’t dance, no way. I just take my Louie rag out and wave it round in the air.’ T.I. says, ‘We spoke to them. The video, it’s done. But I guess it’s one of those corporate things where they don’t wanna be associated or affiliated with a certain type of brand. A T.I. video ain’t the best look in their eyes right now. No harsh feelings.’

Earlier this year Louis Vuitton won an undisclosed amount after suing Da Brat for showing a Louis Vuitton beach ball in one of her videos and Britney Spears for showing a Vuitton dashboard in one of hers.” -Rhymes With Snitch via Bossip

TIp may be taking the high road here (because he absolutely has to), but I won’t.

Yes, Tippy has been involved in fuckery of NFL-star proportion this year. (No Plaxico. No Vick.) Yes, convicted felons usually lose every endorsement deal on the table in one bank account-crippling fell swoop. Shit, ask Kobe. He lost his whole trap on speculation. Coca-Cola had Mexicans scraping Kobe off the side of Sprite cans with switchblades and house keys as soon as they heard what homeboy was accused of. However, if what’s been reported on Rhymes With Snitch is true, Louis Vuitton needs to check their pseudo-swank bullshit at the door.

XXLMag.com | Common Thinks Barack Obama Will Change Hip-Hop

“‘I really do believe we as hip-hop artists pick up what’s going on in the world and try to reflect that,’ Common explained to CNN. ‘I think hip-hop artists will have no choice but to talk about different things and more positive things, and try to bring a brighter side to that because, even before Barack [Obama], I think people had been tired of hearing the same thing.’

The rapper said his new album represents the ‘broadening’ of hip-hop’s audience — one that demands evolution rather than reworking of old beats and rhymes.” -Common, CNN via BallerStatus.net

I fucks with Common. For realsies, I do. There had even been a point in time during which I kinda wanted to be Common.

[Blogger's Note: This was definitely before LWFC and the devastating effects of Baduism. Electric Circus? Really?]

TheUrbanDaily.com | Busta Rhymes feat. Ron Browz - "Arab Money" video

I was tempted to audio blog this one out using mangled Arabic of my own, but held back.

My good buddy Sir Mance-a-lot already expressed how I feel about the song's implications, much to director Rik Cordero's chagrin. Today we finally haterize the equally flagrant and culturally insensitive visual representation of Busta Rhymes and Ron Browz's "Arab Money." [pronounced AYE-rab]

XXLMag.com | Jim Jones is Your [Barack] Obama

No Michelle.

“Shouts to all my Obamas. The 'niggas' is out. The 'Obamas' is in. The 'bitches' is out and the 'Michelles' is in. So if your lady gets you mad you say, ‘Michelle you betta get out of here before I slap the thunder out of you.’ Nah, let me stop playing but that’s how we doing it this year. We trynna switich up the fucked up language we been saying for the past few years. It’s actually been catching on a little bit. I was on the radio yesterday and I heard somebody saying that and I was like, ‘Wow that’s a great thing if we could call each other 'Obama' instead of 'nigga.'” -Jim Jones, SOHH.com (via XXLMag.com)

Immediately following the presidential election, I smelled Jim Jones on an episode of The Negro Channel's Crap City replacement, The Deal. He'd been promoting this change in "urban" lexicon since then. Initially I paid it no mind because... well... Jimmy was doing that blunted babble shit as per usual.

XXLMag.com | Kanye West Totally Voiced My Generation

...and he'll voice your shit too whether you agree or not.

"I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade, I will be the loudest voice... It's me settling into that position of just really accepting that it's one thing to say you want to do it and it's another thing to really end up being like Michael Jordan." -Kanye West, The Associated Press

Our favorite Rap Napoleon won't be considered the voice of shit until he turns off that damn Auto-Tune. Can you believe the nerve on this twisted little nigga? I haven't heard Kanye's voice since before the "Lollipop" remix. As far as I can tell, he sounds like T-Pain and draws divine Jeezian inspiration for his lyrics.

Perhaps Kanye is on his way to being the voice coming from the padded cell next to Katt Williams'. Otherwise, I got nothin'.

XXLMag.com | Nah, Jeezy. Lindsay Lohan’s President is “Colored!”

…but her Lambo’s blue.

In a recent interview with Access Hollywood’s Maria Menounos, Lindsay Lohan referred to Barack Obama as our “first colored President.”

Damn, Miss Lindsay? We’s “colored” again? That thurr’s a throwback like a hmmmmotherfucker. I best mind my choice of drinking fountain and diner. Too bad. I really had my heart set on turning one of them “whites only pies” into a “nigger pie.”

XXLMag.com | Hip-Hop Props for Prop 8?

Shortly after checking the mailbox for my Obama prize Thursday afternoon (and realizing it’s probably just coming on CPT), I came across the following music video/proponent of California’s hotly-contested Proposition 8.

As you likely already know, Prop 8 stipulates the unconstitutionality of same-sex unions within the state of California. Interestingly enough, Governator Schwarzenegger is already married to something quite “mannish,” as they say on the DJ Quik records. I wonder if he’ll face any criminal charges… or lose his green card. One could only wish.

[Blogger's Note: Seriously though. He married the creature from Predator, who I am sure is both a dude and "one ahhhg-lee maaaatherfaaaaahker."]

Before discovering the clip at the center of today’s rant, I’d long since pondered how, if at all, our beloved hip-hop affected the Prop 8 outcome. Pundits from every walk of media wasted no time in noting that 70% of black voters–let’s say 95% of which voted for Barack Obama, a proponent of gay rights en masse–voted “Yes” on Prop 8. According to the same media outlets, including this one, the terms “hip-hop,” “urban,” and “niggerdom” are synonymous.

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