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The Boondocks - Season 3, Episode 1: It's a Black President, Huey Freeman [Recap]

Like we always do at this time...

Define irony. WSHH not only promotes The Boondocks--which basically reviles the site's ilk at every turn--they also bootleg the shit! That is like compound niggerish irony.

I bet those Rerrlstar niggas just like to giggle at the word "nigga." They have no idea what they are looking at. I'm sure of it.

Nigga, What?!

I'm a pretty private nigga. Sure, I occasionally overshare on the weekly online radio show when I catch the spirit, but I keeps to myself for the most part.

With that said, I make myself pretty available via email and on social networking platforms.

 

Umm... Maybe it's high time I put that shit to a stop.

No, Chris Brown. You Don't Do That.

(Click the foolhardy image to enlarge/know what I'm talking about)

No, nigga. You don't retweet people suggesting that you should be forgiven. That shit can't come from you. One must let that kind of thing rock. How you just gonna beat a nigga over the head with that?

Hiyooo.

2010 DN Tournament Championship Match

Here is your 2010 DN Tournament final match.

Final Four Results:

#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (55.9%) def. #1 Gilbert Arenas (44.1%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (53.8%) def. #3 BET Programming (46.2%)

It is now time to crown a champion, haters!

RMC Radio 1/27/10 - The Rise of Moreffa da Albino Pimp

For those of you who may have missed last Wednesday's outrageous episode of our podcast that's got RMC in a tizzy--here it is.

Moreffa da Albino Pimp stepped away from his own upstart BTR show to grace ours with his musings. Click his name at your own risk. He's tuned his program into the ghetto chatlines of New York and... wow. Let's just say, he's onto something when he speaks of the chatlines as being World Star in real life.

2010 DN Tournament - The Sweet 16

Are you fucking kidding me?! Another tie?! What the fuck is going on, haters?!

As per the precedent set by Rick Ross and Buju Banton's tie, Katt Williams and Rod Blagojevich will advance to a three-way dance with Max B! Owwwwww!

Here's your updated bracketology:

As for the complete Round 2 results, dere dey go:

East:

#1 Lil' Boosie (79.6%) def. #8 R. Kelly (20.4%)
#12 OJ Da Juiceman (70.6%) def. #13 Ron Artest (29.4%)
#6 WSHH Content (56.9%) def. #3 Delonte West
#7 I Eat Da Pussy Boys (70.6%) def. #2 Chris Brown (29.4%)
 
South:

#1 Gilbert Arenas (85.0%) def. #8 Marshawn Lynch (15.0%)
#4 Gerald M. Saluti (61.1%) def. #5 Charles Hamilton (38.9%)
#3 Max B (57.1) def. #6 Bow Wow (42.9%)
#2 Katt Williams tied. #7 Rod Blagojevich

Midwest:

#1 Tiger Woods (74.6) def. #9 Barbara Norton (25.4%)
#12 Sexy Spec (64.7) def. #13 Michael Steele (35.3%)
#3 Gucci Mane (68.4%) def. #6 Frankie Lons (31.6%)
#2 Plaxico Burress (62.6%) def. #7 Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (37.4%)

West:

#1 Lil' Wayne (58.8%) def. #9 Chopper (41.2%)
#4 DMX (50.9%) def. #12 Joe Jackson (49.1%)
#3 BET Programming (56.8%) def. #6 Stephon Marbury (43.2%)
#2 Buju Banton (42.0%) def. #10 Kanye West (36.0%) and #15 Rick Ross (22.0%)

Round 3... FIGHT!

[CLICK HERE FOR XXL ANALYSIS]

East:

Online Surveys & Market Research

XXLMag.com | Dwayne M. Carter, Esq.

Dwayne M. Carter, Esq. That has a pretty swell ring to it. Then again, so does Dr. Carter. But, that’s only a rapster fantasy—not something he’s actually worked toward, right?

Actually, fuck being a lawyer. Dwayne Michael Carter knows there are plenty of other ways to use a law degree to become a powerful man. Ironically enough, he comes to this realization after having ended up on the fucked up side of said law. Young Carter’s also about to be pretty damn powerless for at least a year this coming February.

What's Wrong With This Picture?: Soviet Edition

Don't ask me why I was patrolling Pepsi's corporate website. I'm a strange man. But, isn't this the creepiest shit you've ever seen?

Worldstar Got Some Serious Porch Monkeys on Staff

There are no words. Children have been left behind.

Solange Knowles: Weather Girl

What's wrong with this picture, people? Look closely... I'll wait!

Shame on me for being surprised that Solange doesn't know Brazil is a ginormous fucking country complete with time zones, climatic and topographical variation.

Nope. Brazil's like... the nicest city she's ever been to.

They Should Have Never Gave You Niggas YouTube, Vol. 317

[Blogger's Note: I know this shit is old. I just caught it sitting in my queue waiting to be released since August 21st. For shame. Blogs deserve to be free!]

This little nigga needs some friends or some shit.

Why are we applauding some obviously disturbed latch-key child who'd rather hang out in the Apple store after school than go home? Niggas should be investigating what kind of child abuse and/or torture is going on in that crib.

Negro Literacy Moment of the Day

SHA-POW!

World Star Hip-Hop is about to be the Usain Bolt of this niggerish illiteracy shit.

XXLMag.com | Joe Budden Jumps Off

I’m starting to think that Joe Budden is an accessory to his webcam’s computer instead of the more commonplace variation. Kinda like how the suit really owns Chopper and drives the rented Lamborghini by itself.

This weekend Joe Budden and The Neverending Story (his perpetually webcasted home life) took the turn anyone could have seen coming. After consistent self-etherization for promotion’s sake yielded little tangible return—i.e., like 17 Slaughterhouse albums sold—Budden and his bartender/booty model long-term jumpoff are no more.

XXLMag.com | Eye Jammies

No Derelicts of Dialect.

The only bit of hip-hop news this weekend not involving Brisco's chain or eyebrow weaves is The Punch Heard 'Round the Hippie Park. By now you're all aware that Joe Budden got punched in or around the eye at Rock the Bells by one of Raekwon's ice water carriers. While you may not have seen the deed--which I hear was filmed as well--you've likely seen Joe Budden's reaction.

If you haven't, here it be.

Yahoo! Says The Darnedest Things: K-Fed Edition

I'm no stranger to shitty Yahoo! headlines, but...

When the fuck did this nigga have "fans"? Do they mean "lunch shift strippers"? I remember when Britney's fans were like, "Oh, somebody need to talk to this bitch." But, other than that...

XXLMag.com | The Price of Shame

Depression is some serious shit. While we’re not all clinically depressed, we all get down from time to time. I feel that. Soulja Boy freaked the fuck out last week after realizing all that glitters ain’t swag. Bow Wow may very well have felt the ripple effect that shimmers off of the niggas in your circle.

Either that or Bow Wow saw the attention Soulja Boy got for his freakout and decided to try a cracker-less one.

XXLMag.com | Turn My Swag Off

"Cracker" media is enough to make a nigga...

“Hop back in the bed. Turn my swag off./
When I wake up I’mma roll another blunt./
Yeah. I’m gettin monayyy./”

XXLMag.com | Max B: Twitter Was The Case

This ain’t funny. So, don’t you dare laugh.

Harlem MC/songwriter Charly Wingate, better known as Max B, is currently defending himself in a murder trial whose verdict could come at any time. Wingate’s co-defendant, Gina Conway, has turned state’s evidence and fully implicated the singer. As life hangs in the balance, his assistant and lawyer have taken the meantime to explore… um… let’s be nice for now and call them “advanced social networking strategies”.